By:
SilentPatriot on Friday, August 3rd, 2007 at 9:00 AM - PDT
Donald Rumsfeld returns to Capitol Hill and hasn’t lost his evasive touch.
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“He’s been gone a while, but he jumps right back in it. It’s like raping a bicycle.”
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Feist!
Feisty?
Feister!
Wait, back? How so?
damnit fifth? This just popped up 2 sec. ago. :)
I say “Feist” in homage to the Canadian singer.
As for Rummy - feh!
it’s like raping a bicycle? Had to think about that one for a minute….Oh wait i get it. *fart
It is funny when they take Rummy’s comments out of context, but I wish they would just pick out some really dumb shit he said instead.
I think this is the most horrible news ive ever heard in my life. The return of rumsfield is like the return of reagan and trust me nobody likes a zombie reagan. We frequently rant abot alike subject on my blog outthedummies.com PLEASE COMMENT!!!
Only during the Bush Administration could rape be found funny in comparison.
There are known knowns, that is to say………wait,
he who shall, so shall he who…………….see?
God I love Jon Stewart.
And let’s not forget the idiocy of Rumsfeld’s parting memo.
Rumsfeld speaks out about Tillman. Don’t miss what he didn’t say on camera
http://newssophisticate.blogsp.....ay-on.html
So, the sphincter of the asses of evil has returned.
Rummy takes a back seat to no one for disassembling, non-answering, and folks sounding homilies to cover up his total inadequacy and incompetence:
“Gosh and Golly, Henny-Penny the Sky is Falling, you would think I wasted a Trillion Dollars and destroyed the Military on a Neo-Con fools errand…It’s not like we meant to set the all time galactic standard for historical Clusterf*ck-olas!”
The Bush gang seem to be master evaders.
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From what I’ve read, Rummy has NEVER left and still has power similar to when he had a position in the Shrub regime. It’s amazing how much power some people have that were NEVER elected by the American people.
you mean “Faust”
By golly, Rummy hasn’t changed a bit.
Ain’t it nice to know, in this topsy-turvy world, where so many things are unknown, where there are unknown things we don’t even know about, where things we know we know turn out to be unknown, where things we think other people know turn out to not only be unknown to them, but unknowable to anyone, that there is one thing we can count on, that we can be sure we know, and Rummy has taught it to us:
‘Once an asshole, always an asshole’
“The Rummy Returns”
Holy crap, THAT is FUNNY!! :-D
Was the Rummy muttering angrily at imaginary enemies while peeing himself?