fist?

How many more ReThug scandals we have to learn about before O’Lielly decides its time to rant about one as a way to detract from the fact he got punked by Mike Stark?

Or that he gets punked daily by Keith Olbermann?

is this sort of thing a prerequisite for a leadership position in the republican party?

Who knows, Glenn Murphy might be testifying before O’Reilly right now.

At least these two will do well in prison.

dan @ 1:

fist?

Nope. Oral.

the hits just keep on cumming.

His defense really sucks

must be those Republican Morals that are always talking about.

Republicans and sex scandals are one and the same.
Resexicans?

I never thought in a million years that I would land this bid. Well, I landed the bid Friday. Yay for me, right?

There was a major catch.

The contract stipulated I had to blow someone while they slept.

He’s got business, all right. In the big house. But then he can satisfy his lust there.

Republican hypocrites. Always dribbling about family values. Meanwhile they’re being caught left and right with this type of behavior.

he sounds like a blow hard

What is up with these guys?!?!?!?!

Gay hookers posing as reporters. Congressmen trading dirty IMs with pages. Congressmen calling escorts to the Hill. State Reps. trying to blow undercover cops. Gotta love THOSE family values!

Perhaps he gave a blow job to a sleeping man for the same reason McCain’s Florida lieutenant did- he was afraid he was about to get his ass kicked.

Young Reprobates

Hmm…funny…

Not really!

These are the “right” people attacking others for their “lifestyles”.

Wow, these republicans are even sneakier than I thought.

I’m sure not gonna check into anymore republican-owned hotels or motels. Of course, I’m straight.

I guess the Hiltons and the Ritz-Carltons and the Motel 6’s will become Meccas for those of the gay persuasion, especially those who have not yet become uncloseted.

Talk about having your cake and eating it, too.

Getting paid for sex makes you a whore, doesn’t it?

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Quote from his email - “My family sat down and looked at every angle”.

Translation - how are we gonna get out of this one?

Jeeeez, Just like all the church priests scandals.
Is that all these creeps care about is meat pacifiers?

He’s a republican alright… what’s up with them?

Do they all have this penchant for vice and sex, usually debasing others or simply taking whatever they want, all the while pretending to be good upstanding boys and girls… who couldn’t act like men and women if their sorry raggedy-ass lives depended on it?

As funny as this is, by way of hypocritical payback, you’ve got to be REALLY deviant to attempt sex with somebody who is asleep, and to do it TWICE is just symptomatic of one sick, sick puppy.

The GOP certainly attracts manly men, doesn’t it? /snark

What a loser but then we knew that. He’s not only a Young Republican, he’s their Gruppenführer. I bet he likes dressing in uniforms as well (as long as he doesn’t have to do any actual military service).

My family sat down with me Saturday evening to look at things from every angle. We’re very close. My mom was pretty blunt about what I needed to do. If I didn’t take the job, there could potentially never be that type of opportunity again and I would be shorting the security of my future and the future of my family. I took mom’s advice to heart.

Well if his mother told him to do it…

TDoff @ 17:

Wow, these republicans are even sneakier than I thought.

I’m sure not gonna check into anymore republican-owned hotels or motels. Of course, I’m straight.

I guess the Hiltons and the Ritz-Carltons and the Motel 6’s will become Meccas for those of the gay persuasion, especially those who have not yet become uncloseted.

Talk about having your cake and eating it, too.

Getting paid for sex makes you a whore, doesn’t it?

yep… and lying about it makes you a liar. Their family values and great morality seems to think this is all okay though… what about that Dobson? Robertson?? anything to say about this fine little mess??

steve davis @ 22:

As funny as this is, by way of hypocritical payback, you’ve got to be REALLY deviant to attempt sex with somebody who is asleep, and to do it TWICE is just symptomatic of one sick, sick puppy.

Makes sense though. No conscious person would have sex with a Young Republican.

According to the police report the alleged victim is a man. The warning above should definitely be heeded, the report is extremely graphic.

Does the fact the alleged victim is a man make the warning more necessary?

Weaseldog @ 24:

My family sat down with me Saturday evening to look at things from every angle. We’re very close. My mom was pretty blunt about what I needed to do. If I didn’t take the job, there could potentially never be that type of opportunity again and I would be shorting the security of my future and the future of my family. I took mom’s advice to heart.

Well if his mother told him to do it…

Well if his mother now knows her son is a cock-sucker,
for him that must really suck….no pun intended.

You know how the repubs talk to their base in code?
Like:
state’s rights = pro-white-christian-heterosexual
family values = pro-white-christian-heterosexual
free market = pro-super rich
homeland security = pro-white-christian-heterosexual for the super rich

I think I figured out a new one:
I’m a republican = put a dick in my mouth while I masturbate about screwing over poor minorities who may be gay.

just wait for it… its coming… soon, any second now, the far christian right will come out and denounce the republicans for their moral failings….

commence holding breath *ahhhhhhhhhop*

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In his defense, he was scared and he thought he might be getting attacked.

that blows

Putting the hypocrisy of the right wing aside for a moment, how said is it that you have to wait for someone to fall asleep before you give them a blowjob, because you can’t get a him to accept it from you.

Wow! 45 minutes between Republic sex scandals. These guys are goooooooooooood.

Another Republican caught with a dick in his mouth!
HA!

Why oh WHY do the Republicans hate consensual sex.

Liberal AND Proud @ 37:

Why oh WHY do the Republicans hate consensual sex.

Oh. Republican women. Sorry, I forgot.

Jesus Christ on a cracker.
Its like sprayin’ for roaches with these vermin.

Liberal AND Proud @ 37:

Why oh WHY do the Republicans hate consensual sex.

i don’t know, it seems instinctual to dislike something you never get–that way it minimizes disappointment.

hey-o

here’s my Glenn Murphy / Bob Allen / Ted Haggard / Mark Foley emotiCON.

8^O

STOP IT!!

Stop the republican sex scandals, I can’t take it anymore!

I can’t even look at a republican’s picture without psychosomatically generating the smell of wet sperm in my nostrils!

Disgusting!

Large fellow prisoner approaches Murphy and says, “you want to be the mama or the daddy?”
Murphy: “I want to be the daddy!”
Large prisoner: “Good! Now get over here and suck your mama’s dick!”

Hey! it’s been 45 minutes…..where’s the next R sex scandal?

Upon his election to the chairman’s position of the Young Republican
National Federation, Glenn Murphy Jr, recently caught sucking off a 22
YO sleeping man, had this to say:

“I will essentially be the mouthpiece and effective leader for the tens
of thousands of Young Republicans, 18 to 40, across the country,” said
Murphy, who took a vacation following the organization’s convention and
returned to Clark County last weekend.

http://www.news-tribune.net/cl.....00250.html

Salmineo @ 42:

STOP IT!!

Stop the republican sex scandals, I can’t take it anymore!

I can’t even look at a republican’s picture without psychosomatically generating the smell of wet sperm in my nostrils!

Disgusting!

whoa……

time to cut off the nose

And that is why the Republican Party is called the Grand Old Perverts. The list just keeps getting long with perverts in this party. And now are introduced to a new pervert, Glenn Murphy. Murphy not only wanted brokeback but from a sleeping victim! I would certainly sleep in one eye open. Who else is next?

Does anyone have this guys contact info?? I’d really like to give him a piece of my pine, I mean mind.

cynick @ 48:

Does anyone have this guys contact info?? I’d really like to give him a piece of my pine, I mean mind.

Why? Are you sleeping?

flucking bunch of perverted morons!

@26 No conscious person would have sex with a Young Republican.

Is THAT what’s going on? These republicans are so vile, gay or straight, that NO ONE will have sex with them? Gee, maybe they could learn to care about their fellow human beings.

Just look at the guys mouth. Something going on there. Weird looking bastard ain’t he?!

Thats it I’m going to join the repuke party, they can lie about being high and holy and still have their sex cake. WOW

As opposed to a blog posting, here is a credible media report which states that an investigation has been conducted but no charges have been filed.

The Clark County Sheriff’s Department investigated an allegation of criminal deviate conduct last month against county Republican Chairman Glenn Murphy Jr., but no charges have been filed, Sheriff Danny Rodden said yesterday.

Murphy announced yesterday that he had stepped down from the party post as well as chairman of the Young Republican National Federation, the same day a report by the sheriff’s office on the investigation was posted on a blog listed on the Indiana Democratic Party Web site.

Rodden confirmed that the report came from his office but added, “I don’t know how it got to where it did.” He referred questions to the county prosecutor’s office.

Chief Deputy Prosecutor Bill Grimes declined to comment.

Murphy could not be reached for comment on the blog posting.

But Larry Wilder, Murphy’s lawyer, said he had discussed the report with Rodden and the prosecutor’s office.

“It is Mr. Murphy’s position that no crime occurred,” Wilder said. “It is his position that what occurred, occurred between two consenting adults.”

Wilder also said such reports are supposed to be kept confidential by police until a decision has been made by prosecutors about whether to file charges. He said he was disappointed that something of such a sensitive nature had been leaked in “a vindictive political process.”

Jennifer Wagner, communications director for the Indiana Democratic Party, said that she operates the blog during her free time and that its content is independent of the party.

Wagner declined to say how she obtained the report but said that as a well-known Democratic blogger, “I get all kinds of documents.”

Wagner said she did not post it for political purposes.

“It is up to law enforcement and judicial officials in Clark County to decide” if a crime was committed, Wagner said.

This blogger, Wagner, is obviously ethically challenged, not to mention leaving herself wide open for a lawsuit.

hadenuf @ 51:

Is THAT what’s going on? These republicans are so vile, gay or straight, that NO ONE will have sex with them?

Yep. Have you ever encountered these individuals? It would be like fucking an unattractive robot.

The warning had be scared out of my mind on what I would read in the police reports. After reading what these republicans do, I was crying “mommy make it go away”, AND I’M GAY.