I’m not sure what we would do without the laughs we get from Jon and Colbert. They guarantee us that every day we will have at least one laugh, no matter how bad the news is that day. They are both gems!
OMG It’s just too bad that the Holy Raptors don’t take him on the way out of Washington. Karl Rove is my living incarnation of Stephen King’s Walking Man. Bye Karl. Karl can try evangelism next. There are some institutions of “higher” learning that need new pundits at the helm. Money can be made there and money is where it’s at.
Bush is the one who should go into evangelism. He has no problem lying and his audience would be the same people he has preached to for the last six plus years.
President Bush was snubbed by the wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy for a planned picnic. Bush planned to serve hotdogs, hamburgers, and baked beans, which is an interesting menu, you might say, to a couple with a jewish background and definitely a highly refined palate.
I wonder how many calls Rove has already gotten from the various Republican candidates for the nomination? You’ve got to figure he’ll sign on as a consultant at least.
More brilliance from John and Jon. I sure hope Jon Stewart stays on this show and does not take-over Letterman’s job. I can’t see Stewart interviewing the Bush twins or hosting stupid pet tricks. We need him here.
President Bush was snubbed by the wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy for a planned picnic. Bush planned to serve hotdogs, hamburgers, and baked beans, which is an interesting menu, you might say, to a couple with a jewish background and definitely a highly refined palate.
I don’t blame her! They don’t give a s**t what their guests normally eat or like. They force them to eat that stuff whether they like it or not. It’s so typical and representative of the entire Bush presidency, my way or the highway. And Bush enjoys every minute of that power, no matter how petty its application. Grand way to treat a visiting head of state. Real class.
How true. This dude is a loose cannon now. Unless something actually comes of his subpoena i.e. jail time, he is surely gonna sell his dark arts to the highest bidder. Rove unleashed is not something to take lightly.
Someone needs to also make sure that the Sociopath Advisor’s
National security clearance is REMOVED immediately.
Since the U.S. DOES NOT have a functional Department of Justice, and is run by a CROOK and a LIAR..
–> The good people of Alabama may need to help on this case….
Insanely funny… That’s Stewart 99.99 percent of the time.. Don’t know what I liked better in this little snippet… Jon’s halarious antics and commentary from ‘on site’, proving Stewart isn’t the only funny man on that show.. The ‘Damn you Cheney’, moment, proving once and for all that dispite Karls’ Mary Poppins like departure, as long as Shotgun Dick is still roaming the land free as a jaybird we can all rely on the fact that…ahem, ‘in the animated blue bird of happiness’s`life a little birdshot must fall’…… (ain’t it da truut boiz un grrls..) or the rapture like Poppins-esqe departure itself on the wings of a little unbrella…. All pretty good stuff….
Actually to be perfectly honest… After the first blast, and on seeing Karl begin to lift off, The umbrella slowing rising into view like the wings of some demon before the full revelation of the Poppinslike liftoff, I was really beginning to hope for just one more shotgun blast from dead-eye Dick as Karl floated away That would have made the whole scene fully complete for me….
Too bad………..Still great laughs for that segment…. As for the reality of Rove’s departure??? The prick can’t go away far enough fast enough as far as I’m concerned… History will reserve a special commentary for you fatboy!!!! Well deserved and none to flattering too………….. JD
President Bush was snubbed by the wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy for a planned picnic. Bush planned to serve hotdogs, hamburgers, and baked beans, which is an interesting menu, you might say, to a couple with a jewish background and definitely a highly refined palate.
More people should snub Bu$h… maybe then he’d get it. He truly is unlovable!
I did not get to watch Jon Stewart show but IF he really called Rove Turdblossom as Bush and his CRIME family calls him in stead of what the MAIN STREAM CORP:, MEDIA is trying to make us believe that he was called the (ARCHITECT) I am impressed. Another thing I hope STEWART pointed out is that ROVE was leaving BUSH side to be with SON MORE when he starts to COLLEAGE this year. One question Why is Rove SON not in UNIFORM fighting DADDYS WAR in IRAQI like my friends SONS AND DAUGHTERS, in my vew ROVE SON is just a YELLOW BELLY CHICKENHAWK COWARD LIKE HIS FATHER AND BUSH WHOLE CRIME FAMILY. Yes I am screaming because I am sick of going to FURNERALS of my friends SONS AND DAUGHTERS, and seeing them coming coming back all blown to HE–. I served in Vietnam that is not the point is these BAS—-s started this war and now there Son and Daughters would like other peoples KIDS to DO ALL THE BLEEDING AND DYING. This is a long post and has mistakes but Rove just makes me so mad.
Jon and John say goodbye.
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Well, there’s really no doubt about Rove’s future role in the private sector.
Also from last night, Bill Kristol does a Glenn Greenwald Hat Trick.
Rove cut and ran before the mission was accomplished.
He’s a defeatist who wants America to fail.
Absolutely incredible that this guy thinks he is just a misunderstood, hard working all american hero.
That clip made me laugh till I cried. The part about the man Rove had seen. And Jon’s question, who is this man? Is he cute?
Damn you Cheney
that made me laugh :)
pissed off patricia @ 6:
When will we see this man? Ha! That was funneeee
The shooting of the little bird could be seen coming a mile away, but it was still funny. I second the Damn you Cheney comment.
I’m not sure what we would do without the laughs we get from Jon and Colbert. They guarantee us that every day we will have at least one laugh, no matter how bad the news is that day. They are both gems!
OMG It’s just too bad that the Holy Raptors don’t take him on the way out of Washington. Karl Rove is my living incarnation of Stephen King’s Walking Man. Bye Karl. Karl can try evangelism next. There are some institutions of “higher” learning that need new pundits at the helm. Money can be made there and money is where it’s at.
Bye bye, Karl!
http://z.about.com/d/political.....rested.jpg
Bush is the one who should go into evangelism. He has no problem lying and his audience would be the same people he has preached to for the last six plus years.
President Bush was snubbed by the wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy for a planned picnic. Bush planned to serve hotdogs, hamburgers, and baked beans, which is an interesting menu, you might say, to a couple with a jewish background and definitely a highly refined palate.
I guess I wasn’t stoned enough because I didn’t find it that funny at all.
Karl Rove is “leaving” this administration in the same way that Donald Rumsfeld “left” this administration.
Old snakes never die - they just slither into the background.
The Blossom came off the TURD!
Good bye Karl, we hope that we never have to see you again.
I wonder how many calls Rove has already gotten from the various Republican candidates for the nomination? You’ve got to figure he’ll sign on as a consultant at least.
Karl Rove = Turd Blossom = A flower that grows on shit.
Now there’s a nickname that falls a little short of reality.
Here’s reality:
Karl Rove = Lying, evil, psychotic,traitorous, lump of elephant feces.
Scary thought… what if Turd Polisher is leaving because he lost a power struggle with Fourth Branch about an important issue? Like invading Iran?
More brilliance from John and Jon. I sure hope Jon Stewart stays on this show and does not take-over Letterman’s job. I can’t see Stewart interviewing the Bush twins or hosting stupid pet tricks. We need him here.
An Average Joe, you have to inhale real deep and hold it as long as you can before you exhale. :)
Eric @ 14:
I don’t blame her! They don’t give a s**t what their guests normally eat or like. They force them to eat that stuff whether they like it or not. It’s so typical and representative of the entire Bush presidency, my way or the highway. And Bush enjoys every minute of that power, no matter how petty its application. Grand way to treat a visiting head of state. Real class.
Bic,
How true. This dude is a loose cannon now. Unless something actually comes of his subpoena i.e. jail time, he is surely gonna sell his dark arts to the highest bidder. Rove unleashed is not something to take lightly.
Someone needs to also make sure that the Sociopath Advisor’s
National security clearance is REMOVED immediately.
Since the U.S. DOES NOT have a functional Department of Justice, and is run by a CROOK and a LIAR..
–> The good people of Alabama may need to help on this case….
Alabama Gov. Siegelman’s daughter is afraid for her own safety…she has left the country.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/8/13/16720/9334
Cue the Charmin commercial.
Why hasn’t there ever been a Prince Charmin? He already comes with a throne.
not funny
Can’t find the clip, damnit…..
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Said it Best to Karl Rove:
“You’re Bush’s brain, Karl?
I was expecting a MUCH smaller man.”
~Nyc
soothsayer @ 12:
If ONLY!
Here is to hoping that Rove has a major stroke and never darkens Washington DC again.
Insanely funny… That’s Stewart 99.99 percent of the time.. Don’t know what I liked better in this little snippet… Jon’s halarious antics and commentary from ‘on site’, proving Stewart isn’t the only funny man on that show.. The ‘Damn you Cheney’, moment, proving once and for all that dispite Karls’ Mary Poppins like departure, as long as Shotgun Dick is still roaming the land free as a jaybird we can all rely on the fact that…ahem, ‘in the animated blue bird of happiness’s`life a little birdshot must fall’…… (ain’t it da truut boiz un grrls..) or the rapture like Poppins-esqe departure itself on the wings of a little unbrella…. All pretty good stuff….
Actually to be perfectly honest… After the first blast, and on seeing Karl begin to lift off, The umbrella slowing rising into view like the wings of some demon before the full revelation of the Poppinslike liftoff, I was really beginning to hope for just one more shotgun blast from dead-eye Dick as Karl floated away That would have made the whole scene fully complete for me….
Too bad………..Still great laughs for that segment…. As for the reality of Rove’s departure??? The prick can’t go away far enough fast enough as far as I’m concerned… History will reserve a special commentary for you fatboy!!!! Well deserved and none to flattering too………….. JD
I’d like to take a few swings at that Turd Blossom pinata…
Hell, give me Cheney’s shotgun so I can take a few shots at the real Turd Blossom on the Mary Poppins umbrella.
Yes, Joe. We heard you the first time.
Everybody knows Republicans have no sense of humor.
pissed off patricia @ 9:
Only in real life the bird would fly off and Cheney’s friend would be rolling in the grass in pain apologizing for being shot.
BRB_TheFireball @ 33:
Turd Blosson you could take out with a rock and sling shot. Cheney’s shotgun is reserved for small pen raised birds and old lawyers.
pissed off patricia @ 22:
I’ll try to remember that…cough cough!!!
“If you didn’t cough, you didn’t hit.” …John Lennon (or so I’m told)
BRB_TheFireball @ 33:
You could take out Turd Blossom with a rock and a sling shot. Cheney’s shotgun is reserved for small pen raised birds and old lawyers.
Eric @ 14:
More people should snub Bu$h… maybe then he’d get it. He truly is unlovable!
Nyc W. Alberts @ 29:
Found it!
It’s about 3/4 of the way through.
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Y’all are some graceless winners. Runnin’ the Rose Garden ain’t no bed of roses.
It’s led some to alcoholism, it’s led some to death by assassination. It’s led some to downright madness.
Rove oughta take two months and do nothing but watch football, listen to rock n’ roll w/ his son and drink decent lager.
Rove is a dried-up road apple.
will rove ever face a court of law andd answer charges against him? will he always be above and beyond the reach of the law?
I did not get to watch Jon Stewart show but IF he really called Rove Turdblossom as Bush and his CRIME family calls him in stead of what the MAIN STREAM CORP:, MEDIA is trying to make us believe that he was called the (ARCHITECT) I am impressed. Another thing I hope STEWART pointed out is that ROVE was leaving BUSH side to be with SON MORE when he starts to COLLEAGE this year. One question Why is Rove SON not in UNIFORM fighting DADDYS WAR in IRAQI like my friends SONS AND DAUGHTERS, in my vew ROVE SON is just a YELLOW BELLY CHICKENHAWK COWARD LIKE HIS FATHER AND BUSH WHOLE CRIME FAMILY. Yes I am screaming because I am sick of going to FURNERALS of my friends SONS AND DAUGHTERS, and seeing them coming coming back all blown to HE–. I served in Vietnam that is not the point is these BAS—-s started this war and now there Son and Daughters would like other peoples KIDS to DO ALL THE BLEEDING AND DYING. This is a long post and has mistakes but Rove just makes me so mad.
Alhamdulliah