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Handy Tips To Defend Yourself Against The Falafel Guy Fatwa

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Bill O’Reilly has vowed revenge against all the “far-left kooks” who have been so insolent as to hold his own words up for scrutiny, thankfully stopping just short of murder.  As a public service, Keith Olbermann offers this handy guide to dealing with those pesky producer-stalkers that Loofah Boy has sicced on others before.

An instant classic.  Please, pass this on to all your friends.  You never know when Fox Security will show up at your door.

In a way, this benefits the Big Giant Head as well.  He can enter this as evidence for his plea of “Not guilty by reason of insanity.”  And yes, I am hoping that I find a Fox producer at my door any day now… ;)




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Clytemnestra Says:

This was good and everyone who is the target of BillO (and as Keith points out is everyone who is a liberal)

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Captain Kangaroo Says:

Very good public service by both Kieth and C+L.

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bill w Says:

Object not found!
The requested URL was not found on this server. The link on the referring page seems to be wrong or outdated. Please inform the author of that page about the error.

If you think this is a server error, please contact the webmaster.

Error 404
movies.crooksandliars.com
Tue Oct 2 06:44:37 2007
Apache/2.2.6 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.6 DAV/2

Bummer, it doesn’t play for me :(

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Captain Kangaroo Says:

This just goes to show how much more intelligent Olbermann is than O’Shithead. BillO thinks he can intimidate intelligent people by threatening them with his presence. Keith shows what would happen if O’Shithead is confronted with his own crap.

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Captain Kangaroo Says:

pissed off patricia @ 4:

Bummer, it doesn’t play for me :(

Try again later Patricia. It really is good.

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IrresistibleB1tch Says:

marry me, Keith!

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IrresistibleB1tch Says:
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Captain Kangaroo Says:

pissed off patricia @ 4:

Bummer, it doesn’t play for me :(

The system is probably overloaded. Already over 500 downloads. Just wait until mid morning or something.

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Lano Says:

I thought this was very immature.
Keith your so much better then this.

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txlvn Says:

The quicktime link worked… great info to have at your fingertips when the billo brigade shows up at your door. or trunk… or septic tank…. or from under the rocks in your yard…

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BIGBONEDED Says:

I wish Billos crew would come to my house . I know I qualify because of all the stuff I have said about this punk coward for years now. I could save his producer stalker a lot of money on his next colonoscopy when I got through with him and his camera. Keep it up Keith .

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SadButTrue Says:

bill w @ 3:

Object not found!
The requested URL was not found on this server. The link on the referring page seems to be wrong or outdated. Please inform the author of that page about the error…

Dang, that’s what I was going to say.

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Blue Buddha Says:

If I were approached by one of these creeps, I’d probably do what I do to unsolicited religious salesmen (ie: Mormons, Witnesses, etc.), and start prattling off a Zen koan:

“So there was this monk who was hanging on to a tree branch by his mouth, and someone came by and asked him, ‘What is Buddha nature?’…”

Trust me, it usually drives them away in less than five minutes. ;)

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Tommy Says:

#8: thanks for the alternative link…

This will surely send Bill ’round the bend.

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Otay Says:

Hilarious! And words of wisdom. Let every potential Orally stalkee watch, listen and learn.

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pussy_galore Says:

Lano @ 10:

I thought this was very immature.
Keith your so much better then this.

Couldn’t disagree more, couldn’t help but share in the obvious pleasure KO was taking in this! Very good, Keith! Keep ‘em coming!!

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Zlad! Says:

Not bad!

However, if you suspect you’re being stalked by one of Bill0’s pesky producer-stalkers, I suggest you stalk back: use your own pesky producer-stalker crew to record theirs! This would be especially gratifying, as you could then show how they edited your comments — and you could edit theirs! The possibilities!

It’s something I’d love to see on The Daily Show (or The Colbert Report).

The low road would be to tape those pesky producer-stalkers that come after you with aTaser that has the optional built-in video camera: “I’m just videotaping this in, honest! I wonder what this button does…oops!”

…or you could keep some falafels and loofahs in your trunk as gifts…

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SadButTrue Says:
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EJG Says:

I am getting the error code as well

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leatherneck1968 Says:

I have often wondered why they right wing propagandists are not done like the hollywood stars since they are just as famous/popular, they are merely television/radio stars! I can imagine right wing paparazzi chasing/following them around for that juicy embarrassing photograph, story on some indescretion we all know they do….look at drug addict Rush “limp” Limbaugh! Or Bill Oreilly and his taste for dirty phone talk with underlings, one might say it is mere tip of ice berg on scandal that is there for one too uncover and expose, and sell too the tabloids….I think a whole segment of television/radio personalities are being missed for profit, someone with a camera/zoom lense, high capacity listening device, could truly expose these hypocrites and one could profit in the triple digits from the photos! I am still waiting on some enterprising video/computer geek too put together a comical video for utube of Ann “the wicked witch of the right wing” Coulter fleeing in terror across that stage where she was giving a speech on warmongering and right wing bravery when a heckler tried too hit her with a harmless cream pie, how ironic many comedians do this willingly for a good laugh, and here we see her fleeing in terror while preaching her sides bravery versus the lefts cowardice, this video is priceless, too bad someone from moveon.org or some independent person or organization does not put together a good comical video of here is a example of right wing bravery….! And Sean Hannity harped on John Edwards being rich, and calling his caring for the poor hypocrisy, ironic daily on radio multi-millionare
Sean Hannity compares himself too common man/woman when he is so far removed from it as too be like the man in the moon…, how many common men/women get invited too the white house too talk too republican president Bush too discuss the way too help them win in 2006 elections, funny they lost anyway..! The real hypocrisy is the right wing propagandists are getting a free ride, not being attacked in media as much as they should being exposed for the frauds, fakes that they are…, truly the day of the right wing dirty tricks is still on going, but as a old ex-marine I learned a long time ago, fight fire with fire, these sissy right wing chicken hawks, draft dodgers, can dish it out, but they cannot take it, let them feel the heat in the kitchen and see if they stay.., is my motto, expose them, for what they are and let the chips fall where they may..

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Doggiebobo Says:

OT: Eric Prince, CEO of Blackwater, is about to give testimony before Waxman’s committee
concerning outsourcing of contracts to organizations. It can be viewed on CSPAN-2

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Doggiebobo Says:

Doggiebobo @ 22:

OT: Eric Prince, CEO of Blackwater, is about to give testimony before Waxman’s committee
concerning outsourcing of contracts to organizations. It can be viewed on CSPAN-2

Opps, I meant to say..on CSPAN-3″

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justabill Says:

The quicktime vid is working for me.

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Flackman Says:

Lano @ 10:

I thought this was very immature.
Keith your so much better then this.

Not at all. It elegantly put Bill-O’s most ridiculous utterings and actions front and center. Brilliant!

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Trittydi Says:

Link not working - can’t miss this one - fix it?
*

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justabill Says:

wmv will be fixed in a little while. The quicktime vid is working fine.

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leatherneck1968 Says:

The right wing is melting down, imploding, look at how desperate the right wing is in presidential candidates, a drag queen new yorker ex-mayor abortionist fan flip flopper, a mormon racist whose religious organization did not allow blacks, secretly hides their polygamist tendencies with denial, both the before mentioned men dodged duty in vietnam by getting deferrments, both talk tough on terror, war as if they were warriors, kind’ve Deja Vu when one remembers same type of chicken hawk, draft dodgers, vietnam duty avoiders are in white house, Bush hid out in national guard [in my day everyone knew it was a sure way out of duty in vietnam], Cheney with his 5 deferrments, chicken hawk commander and second in command both real warriors at least now, my question is where was their basket ball size gonads in vietnam era, it is funny they were apparently peanut size then and now they seem too be basket ball size, guess it is easy too send others too fight and die for your ideals when your not in the battle. And do not forget the actor Thompson, cradle robbing his young wife, abortionist lobbyist, true desperation on republicans part here, trying too do a ‘B-grade actor Deja Vu on Ronald Reagan” only difference is Ronald Reagan had real fans, it was novel idea, new untried and it worked, we see the right wing evangelists not happy with him, nor many of these fake candidates, who claim too be conservatives, but in past were not, flip floppers, how ironic this saying sunk John Kerry, and it will them too…, republicans have had their day in the sun as the old saying goes, the sun cannot shine on one dogs tail all the time, it has too shine on another dogs tail some of the time, and truly it is some other dogs day too be in the sunlight…

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Trittydi Says:

justabill @ 24:

The quicktime vid is working for me.

Quicktime shuts down my internet completely - every time - so that’s not an option for some of us.
*

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justabill Says:

Keith Olbermann:

And there you have it. When the O’Reilly minion comes to your door to reap revenge by proxy because Bill O’Reill is too scared to do it himself, just keep your wits about you and keep those three words in your head. Repeat them in any combination intelligible ot not, and you will be safe when the O’Reillyist attack inevitably comes.

Malmedy, Mackris, and loofah

Doggiebobo, I’m listening to the hearing now. Thanks for reminding me. Rep Issa was on the floor of the house this morning calling these hearings a “witch hunt”. He was also on washington journal this morning more or less defending blackwater’s actions.

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justabill Says:

Trittydi @ 29:

justabill @ 24:

The quicktime vid is working for me.

Quicktime shuts down my internet completely - every time - so that’s not an option for some of us.
*

You might try the link to msnbc above on this thread. The vid is there too.

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screech Says:

Love the vid. Keith Olbermann is the man.

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jr Says:

Classic smackdown of O’Reilly chore boys

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Cardinal Says:

IrresistibleB1tch @ 8:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/

try this one…

Thanks, it worked. Keith is excellent!!!!

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Stephen Says:

Instant Classic is CORRECT!

I hope people actually use these tips….

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Cardinal Says:

leatherneck1968 @ 21:

I have often wondered why they right wing propagandists are not done like the hollywood stars since they are just as famous/popular, they are merely television/radio stars! I can imagine right wing paparazzi chasing/following them around for that juicy embarrassing photograph, story on some indescretion we all know they do….look at drug addict Rush “limp” Limbaugh! Or Bill Oreilly and his taste for dirty phone talk with underlings, one might say it is mere tip of ice berg on scandal that is there for one too uncover and expose, and sell too the tabloids….I think a whole segment of television/radio personalities are being missed for profit, someone with a camera/zoom lense, high capacity listening device, could truly expose these hypocrites and one could profit in the triple digits from the photos! I am still waiting on some enterprising video/computer geek too put together a comical video for utube of Ann “the wicked witch of the right wing” Coulter fleeing in terror across that stage where she was giving a speech on warmongering and right wing bravery when a heckler tried too hit her with a harmless cream pie, how ironic many comedians do this willingly for a good laugh, and here we see her fleeing in terror while preaching her sides bravery versus the lefts cowardice, this video is priceless, too bad someone from moveon.org or some independent person or organization does not put together a good comical video of here is a example of right wing bravery….! And Sean Hannity harped on John Edwards being rich, and calling his caring for the poor hypocrisy, ironic daily on radio multi-millionare
Sean Hannity compares himself too common man/woman when he is so far removed from it as too be like the man in the moon…, how many common men/women get invited too the white house too talk too republican president Bush too discuss the way too help them win in 2006 elections, funny they lost anyway..! The real hypocrisy is the right wing propagandists are getting a free ride, not being attacked in media as much as they should being exposed for the frauds, fakes that they are…, truly the day of the right wing dirty tricks is still on going, but as a old ex-marine I learned a long time ago, fight fire with fire, these sissy right wing chicken hawks, draft dodgers, can dish it out, but they cannot take it, let them feel the heat in the kitchen and see if they stay.., is my motto, expose them, for what they are and let the chips fall where they may..

Well put. Great read!!!! Thanks!!

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Janet Says:

pissed off patricia @ 31:

Doggiebobo, I’m listening to the hearing now. Thanks for reminding me. Rep Issa was on the floor of the house this morning calling these hearings a “witch hunt”. He was also on washington journal this morning more or less defending blackwater’s actions.

I’m already sick of the “other investigation” bullshit. They have the fox investigating the theft in the henhouse. It won’t mean diddly.

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Janet Says:

Go Kucinich!!!!

As I watch the blackwater hearing, Issa is bringing up (and showing) the moveon ad and saying the dems are trying to do to blackwater what they tried to do to Petraeus.

Janet, I guess I’m an idiot but I keep holding on hope as tight as I can.

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sd Says:

screech @ 33:

Love the vid. Keith Olbermann is the man.

actually, he’s the mann!

keith hits yet another grand slam out of the park. mvp of the year? again?

What did dennis say? I lost my connection and missed his comments. Just as I reconnected, he was finished.

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Ron Says:

pissed off patricia @ 40:

As I watch the blackwater hearing, Issa is bringing up (and showing) the moveon ad and saying the dems are trying to do to blackwater what they tried to do to Petraeus.

Janet, I guess I’m an idiot but I keep holding on hope as tight as I can.

It’s Clinton’s fault.

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Janet Says:

The State Dept has been covering up the Blackwater incidents and yet according to the republicans we are supposed to wait for them to investigate. Will someone have enough balls to point this out. I doubt it, but I can also hope.

It’s clinton’s fault that I am an idiot? ;)

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Blue Buddha Says:

pissed off patricia @ 40:

As I watch the blackwater hearing, Issa is bringing up (and showing) the moveon ad and saying the dems are trying to do to blackwater what they tried to do to Petraeus.

Janet, I guess I’m an idiot but I keep holding on hope as tight as I can.

Oh jumping Jesus motherfucking Christ on a segway! >:-(

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Janet Says:

Kucinich talked about the 1 million civilians dead and that Blackwater has a vested interest in keeping this war going. $$$$$

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Ron Says:

pissed off patricia @ 45:

It’s clinton’s fault that I am an idiot? ;)

Blame the democrats.

Same old shit. Dems try to get info and Repubs try to demean Dems. I’ve seen this movie before

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ronhohn Says:

Billo said that he would strangle someone if he could get away with it.

Hope he doesn