GOP Unveils RNC Convention Logo
By Nicole Belle Wednesday Oct 03, 2007 5:01pmThe Republican party yet again provides unintentional comedy. As you may or may not know, next year's Republican Convention will be held in Minneapolis, Minnesota, the location of Larry "Bathroom Scandal Senator" Craig's arrest.
Yesterday, the GOP unveiled the official logo for the convention: (h/t Colin McEnroe)
Is it me, or does that elephant have a wide stance? Not to mention, the year "2008" looks seriously in danger of being mounted. Damn, I love how clueless Republicans can be...
His eyes look blazed.
Those must be knife marks in his back.
It looks as if his palm is up....
That's the first time I've seen an elephant beg.
do they make tap shoes that big?
To me? It looks like a dead elephant that's been thrown under the bus. See the tire tracks? Very fitting.
I think they have enemy combatants within their PR department.
The GOP is killing irony.
Remember the Dem convention in (I think) 1984 when the balloon drop failed. It was a metaphor for where the party was that year - this is the same thing. The R party can't even buy a clue these days.
a dead elephant, how fitting... cheney was right, the insurgents are in the last throes... love the elephant road kill!
They may be clueless, but they sure know how to steal elections.
The Republicans: Our tails are up our ASS in 2008!
Well, the RNC is the party of self-loathing homophobic homosexuals. I think it's a perfect logo for them.
Curtilingus @ 10:
Yeah, that's what it looks like to me. Just what is that elephant doing with its own tail?
self-penetration, lashes across the back, and stars in the eyes that make it look like it's gotten chloroformed. Sounds like the RNC to me.
It looks like the circus is back in town. I am not sure if the repuglican candidates are circus clowns or clowns from hell.
The design is missing a crucial element......a crumbled bridge underneath the feet of the beast.
You just can't make this stuff up.
Does anybody think it's weird that the elephant is blue?
Does that qualify as cross-dressing?
is our troops dieing ... $1.5+ Trillion Dollars
is our childrens learning ... < $5 Billion Dollars
the acts of a logo elephant mounting the year 2008... Priceless.
That's a wide stance, with a tinkle of an eye.
Someone needs to get stickers of this logo and add "Wide Stance" in red letters above the elephant's head, then carefully place the stickers on all of the stall doors of Larry Craig's favorite Minneapolis bathroom, just like they hang stars on celebrity dressing room doors.
"Can you feel that, 2008? Hunh?!?"
Plus it looks like the elephant, when it takes a dump, and it will, it will land right on Minneapolis.
haha.. they trademarked it! Like anyone would intentionally use that POS for anything other than burning.
The damn elephant is sleep-walking. There should be a thought bubble saying, "The surge is working," or "I love my wive, I am not gay, I have never been gay..."
Don't forget the prison stripes... :-)
Thats the Republicans saying "fuck 2008"
A "star" for an eye is a classic toon representation of having been knocked out.
Not only that, blue is OUR color. The elephant should have been red, from embarrassment if anything else. Jeez.
If the Dems have a logo even half as ridiculous, I hope they go back to the drawing board. :)
I like the toilet paper stripes...
Rotate the elephant CCW 120 degrees and replace the star with an 'x'.
Now it's perfect.
Pachyderm somnambulists stumbling towards the exits...look out now!
Are those prison stripes?
Damn, you guys are funny.
well all you left wing liberal lunatic kook fringers(these things happen i.e. Larry Craig in LIBERAL TOWNS)
Which one of you clever folks can animate this graphic? Be sure to have 2008 throw tears of blood!
LOL Who designed this thing? Are they sure they don't have a secret democrat in their midst who has a hell of a sense of humor. Besides its wide stance, cartoon dead eyes and it's blue color, it looks like it has its tail up its ass. I guess that's better than having its head up its ass, as is the Republican way.
The elephants head looks like an image of a cat placed sideways. Freudian for pussy perhaps?
soothsayer @ 6:
LOL! There's nothing else to say.
This symbol beggs to be photoshopped.
My bet is that the best one will be related to larry craig.
How many times do you see Elephants on their hind legs? Unless they are at the circus or attacking something. Is that Nancy on the ground? They are so rude.
Ramone @ 26:
You may be closer to the truth on a subconscious level. I'm more concerned not about the guy that came up with that logo, but the one that approved it, and imagine all the hands and eyes that got a look at it before it was released.
It looks like a cartoon character had died. How amazingly fitting.
I think Dumbo looks stoned. Just saying.
Wow. That airport bathroom is going to be busy.
The dems sould come up with a logo of a donkey laying back laughing his ass off and this little rep elephant logo on the wall in front of him.
Jeff @ 33:
You mean like Bob Allen (R-Merritt Island) trying to get laid in a city park in the RED county of Brevard? Oops. Shall I name more....??
The beast is a Rouge! Look at it's eye(s)....stoned to the max!
well folks i can see by all the comments that you liberal democrats have some real important things to get off your chests(as per normal)
All I noticed was the stripes of a jail uniform.
I prefer this one:
http://thumbsnap.com/v/kA6kpyWk.jpg
Dr. Matt @ 44:
or bill clinton playing swallow the leader and demoralizing the
Office of the President of the United States
Prison stripes, wide stance, mounting, twinkling eye.....yup, definitely a reich-wing trademark.
That has to be the campest elephant I've ever seen. . .
We laugh when something is funny and this is definitely funny as hell. It's not our fault that a repub thought this was the best they could come up with in the logo dept.
Jeff @ 49:
ROFL!!! Clinton!????? LOL!!!! Jebus, sport, it take long for the reich-wing to bring up Clinton. Thanks for the chuckle.
Looks shoe tracks in the back of the elephant. Maybe that's a hint to where the GOP is headed in 2008.
I think the elephant got a hold of Ted Haggard's male prostitute's meth stash. Looks like he's tweeking pretty hard.
So, if the elephant isn't thrusting its head and trunk into the air its eye would actually be a pentagram?
I mean, if it were standing normally that is...
Just sayin'
Jeff @ 33:
Did you learn English from GWB?
is that an indian or an african elephant???
Dr. Matt @ 53:
it take??did you graduate kindergarten?
With the elephant against a white background, it is too easy to flip the elephant and make it dead, with tracks to boot. SO easy even I could do it using PhotoShop Elements.
Jeff @ 49:
At least he didn't have to pay for it. And it was straight sex, and legal...should I go on.
Whoa, to go from a bizarre logo to President Clinton in a single leap? Superman has nothing on that.
What are those, semi tractor trailer tire tracks across it's back? Elephant road kill seems strangely prophetic going into 2008.
I was wonder why the Minneapolis airport was installing new men's room stalls...
zugzug @ 18:
Ding ding ding!!! Good one.
It looks like the elephant is about to onload a lot of repub talking points right(LOL) out of its ass.
Q: How many Republican politicians can you fit in the closet?
A: Evidently, all of them.
That's pretty limp. Is he pushing a shopping cart? Oh wait, I see it... he's standing up to shit on the constitition.
And the caption below should read:
Mount me in your nearest airport bathroom!! This is comical. It's as though they have a death wish.
hadenuf @ 57:
yeah and I like those weapons of mass destructionation, riding around my red pickup truck and jockeying around the bar-b-q
I am reminded of a list of worst jobs in science. One was elephant semen collector.
Thinking of this sort of thing is one of the reasons I get passed for promotions.
What? Even the Republican party is turning "blue"? Does this mean that the Republicans are going to vote for Democrats?
Mad cow disease springs to my mind. . .
Strawberry @ 61:
sex with another woman while married is legal? what world r u livin in pal?
Jeff @ 33:
"Did you graduate kindergarten?" Or, like a typical reich-winger, are you just raping the kiddies in kindergarten?"
Or another caption:
"Yeah, like Senator Larry Craig, I have a wide stance, too"....all the better to tap you with for my next gay sex fix!
Strawberry @ 61:
The straight, legal part is what really pisses off the repugs.
Just to make sure everybody, I am not the capital letter Jeff.
I am the small case jeff who thinks that Bush etal all the worst thing to happen to America.
or bill clinton playing swallow the leader and demoralizing the
Office of the President of the United States
Oh yes. That's why we elected W. To bring back honor and integrity to the Oval Office.
W has managed to demoralize this entire friggin' country and break our Army to boot. Bu what's the use trying to explain that to a fucktard like yourself?
He has very small ears for an elephant. Does that tell us anything?
Can someone please forward this to the Daily Show crew so they can create a suitable 'wide-stance' graphic? I think the meme has to get rolling.
Jeff @ 49:
I'd like to know where in the Consitution cheating on your wife in the Oval Office is listed. In what article are these morals you speak of? You see, the Craig and Allen incidents were illegal. Illegal being the key word here.
Jeff @ 74:
Apparently not the deluded, perverse, and clouded world you are living in.
Speaking of clueless, how about all the Democrats who voted to condemn MoveOn's Petraus ad? Great leadership there...
Curtilingus @ 10:
Is that a tail? Or is it a toilet seat? (Hint: Fill with blue in the space between the left leg and the toilet rim.)
Jeff @ 74:
Uh dude, what law are you talking about? Name it please.
It looks like the pachyde(R)m is tiKKKling its own ass.
Not that there's anything wriong with it! :lol:
Dr. Matt @ 75:
why lookin for a good time?
Four legs good.
Two legs better.
Reich-wingers think the following are completely acceptable:
*Homosexual sex with underage pages
*Sex with prostitutes
*Picking up men in bathrooms
*Homosexual sex in public parks
Reich-wingers think the following is completely unacceptable:
*Heterosexual relations between two consenting adults