Open Thread - Caption this oldie.
By bluegal Wednesday Oct 10, 2007 10:30pm
"Ow! Ya got me in the man-boob with your flag pin! (Do it again, you patriot, you!)" OMG, the Princess has another side of the whole McCain flag pin saga.
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little brother want to slurp one?
Hillary flip-flops
on talking to Iran. Another teen builds a weapon stockpile. Global warming hurts sales for fall and winter apparel. Weapon parts sales are on the rise. Turkey wants to flip us off on the Armenian Genocide Resolution by expanding the civil war in Iraq.
Torture worked with John McCain.
"I can't quit you, man!"
Ann- The top story tonight: If one is extremely full of hubris and ignorance does it make it any easier to put your arms around them in a hug as say compared to a fat black cow... Sean?
Sean- And tonight we take a closer look at the black candidates running for president.
Ann- There aren't any black Republican candidates, Sean.
Sean- Yes. And there aren't any running on the Democrat(ic) side either- reverse racism or just not enough smart black people with the money to do so? Ann?
Ann- And right after the break, we've got a member of the Christian coalition here to tell us what Jesus would do if he were running for president.
Where's Maverick?
I hope to God that the Edwards rumor is not true...he is my favorite candidate.....It sounds suspicious like it was put out there by another campaign to ruin his chances in Iowa
"I just died in your arms tonight."
Seriously, is McCain okay? It looks like Bush is propping up his corpse and calling for emergency assistance.
"Remember the night we had together at the bohemian grove? Come here big boy."
hey, I can see the audience right through your ears Gdub
"Reaction from the pre-selected, paying crowd to the Nuking of Iran in a special live screening of the event at Yankee stadium to kick off the new war for 2008."
"Come here mini-me and give daddy a hug.."
Curtilingus @ 6:
A noncormist. A rebel. In McCain's case it does not apply unless he's telling a joke in which case it doesn't apply except that it's not funny in the least unless your braindead or the odd one out.
What the edwards rumor ellen?
Nuse me already George!
Nurse me already George!
Hit me with your rythm stick.....hit me,hit me,hit me...
Curtilingus @ 6:
Oh shit! I read that and thought it said "What's a Maverick?"...
He's not here nor all there.
"Jesus Camp for adults"
Come gimme a hug, you wide-stanced hunk-o-man-love!
Bush: "True believers of the congregation! I have healed this man with the power of God running through my body!!! This poor soul entered this arena tonight unable to hug another man! The demons in his body prevented him from showing any emotion, and just look at him now! Praise Jesus!"
Kucinich/Clark '08 !
or Obama/Clark
...if no Gore...
what a stupid thread
Bush: "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I want to announce that I will not subvert the Constitution and run for a 3rd term."
McCain: "Bless you!"
Kiva @ 22:
And yet here you are...
Curtilingus @ 18:
WINNER!!!!! Hands down... Sorry. We realize that the game's just afoot, but the winner has been declared! Curtlingus wins a years supply of Kool-Aid and a box of twinkies!
oh yeah the caption...
"Hush Black-baby-daddy, don't say a word;
or else I'll give you a waterboard"
Kiva @ 22:
Welcome...
Kucinich's red head wife in '08!
Let's try one before they're extinct!
Curtilingus @ 6:
Maverick? Heck where's Liarman? They could have a 3-some!
WC @ 23:
SECOND PLACE WINNER!
Sorry we're out of twinkies, but never Kool-Aid...
McCain:I could never stay mad at you sweet cheeks..
Bush:Security!Get it off me!
Thank you poetry man.
"You had me at hello. No, wait a minute. You had me at 'McCain's bastard love child is black.'"
Curtlingus,
One more and you've got the trifecta! But don't worry, the trifecta prize is penicillin and Kool-Aid!
Kiva @ 22:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NHQItmEunOM&mode=related&search=
McCain: Oh Georgie, you know how your Old Spice drives me wild.
Dubya: Hey beer guy! What? We're going to the stalls anyways right? heh heh heh
Ha! good one A.O.
I want bittie.
Wow, if you hold George up to your ear you really can hear the ocean!
CAPTION:
BUSH: Damn it, John! You're making me look gay here!
MCCAIN: I know you said meet in the bathroom but after the twentieth time of you saying 9-11 I found myself harder 'n a Korean bamboo torture stick...
Regis (background) congratulates George and his domestic partner John upon getting the first question right on Who Want's to be a Millionare!"
Agent,
Agent Provacateur @ 39:
Hoooooo Agggghhhh!
Woah, there, John. Wait until we're in the stall.
All aboard the straight-grope express!
thepoetryman @ 40:
BUSH: We'll here why don't you suckle my 'Tet offensive' while you wait heh heh heh
Mmmm. I don't want to send your ass back to Texas, Mr. President.
KDANTEATER @ 44:
Hooooooo Agggghhh!
"Can Lieberman do it like this, Commanderguy Codpiece?"
That shot really is a classic-McCain looks like he's ready to start humping Bush's leg.
More racist teens...
thepoetryman @ 42:
...the irony being that I just realized I've been misspelling my user name this whole time, fortunately, thanks to the internets, I is learning.
larry is going to be jealous, the bitch. c'mon, let me do the fidel again, pweese?
TheNextDylan @ 46:
Ha! Good one! (Line, not ass...)
"How do you keep your pits so dry and pretty smellin no matter what you're doin?"
Tequila @ 50:
Why on earth would you be calling for more racist teens?
Curtlingus, the rumor is that Edwards had an affair but so far there is no evidence.....
I can forgive South Carolina 2000 if you let me grab a little lower...
Congress Cannot Block With "Federal Immunity" Ongoing State Litigation Against Telecoms
Remember this gem: Judge Walker said the states were not obliged to follow the Federal government.
In other words, there are state level legal issues on privacy which Congress has no power to grant immunity, especially retroactively. Congress can changes rules on FISA and telecom immunity; but those rule changes have no bearing on the ongoing litigation and decision by Walker to continue with state-level litigation against the Federal government and telecoms in federal court.
Congress granting "immunity" doesn't do anything about the ongoing State-level litigation against the telecoms, raising some very interesting legal-political questions for the President, Congress, and the telecom lobbyists. Congress may have the power to pass laws; but it has no power to block State AGs from enforcing the State-level statutes. What you have to say about that 'GOP legal-counsel-shills working for the telecoms to avoid legal consequences for alleged war crimes related to illegal use of unlawfully captured information to implement war crimes"? I thought you didn't have much to say to the State AGs. How you liking that DoJ Staff counsel, allegedly complicit with using illegally captured information to use to abuse prisoner of war in violation of FISA and the Geneva Conventions? Congress may make rules that grant immunity for FISA violations; but Congress has no power to compel anyone to not enforce either State privacy statutes or the Geneva Conventions.
The legal question State AG's may have the chance to conduct discovery: To what extent, in violating state privacy statutes, is the State AG aware of evidence that the illegally captured information was used to implement war crimes, conduct prisoner abuse, or other illegal activity which violates the laws of war? Congress has no power to block the State AGs from reviewing all evidence related to illegal activity; and the Congress has no power to block the State AGs -- when they find evidence the Members of Congress and President refused to enforce the law -- from issuing indictments against sitting Presidents and Sitting Members of Congress for war crimes. Congress, if it chooses not to enforce the law, and in any way dissuade any State AG from enforcing State Laws against Members of Congress, may be in violation of the laws of war, Geneva, and the oath of office, 5 USC 3331. The decision of Members of Congress to "grant immunity" can be entered into evidence. Legislative immunity, when it is abused -- as appears to be the case here in re violations of State privacy statutes to advance war crimes -- can be waived. It's up to the court, not Congress or the President, to decide when Members of Congress have abused their legislative immunity.
"There are certain things I can't do with Laura."
Damn it George nurse me already!
Agent Provacateur @ 51:
Sigh, still didn't fix it. This is getting embarrassing, almost worthy of an accomplishment banner...
Agent Provacateur @ 51:
Irony is provocative that way... :>)
comsympinko,
# 57... Ha!
Taxi! Get McCain outta her! He's drunk again! (God, I'm jealous. Karl, can I have just ONE drink?)
Ooops - "...outta here...." although as typed it might be just as funny.
Ah, so Edwards is supposed to have had an (heterosexual -- clearly not a Republican) affair, but there's no evidence? Yet a right-winger can get the story splattered all over the place.
Meanwhile, someone has signed an affidavit swearing that they saw GWB perform with 'skill' and 'enthusiasm' sexual acts upon another man.
Any chance that will ever make it into the news?
time to suck on your titty george
lord heal this asshole!
Ozguy @ 66:
Just look at the picture.
tyree, which one do you mean?
This is scary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cGT-aBvkfc&mode=related&search=
Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
The Simpsons Connected the Dots, select the "The candidate is chosen." MOV link for more. (Didn't feel right putting up a deep-link.)
Thanks #54
thepoetryman @ 54:
Mama! you've lost a LOT of weight!!
Matt in Texas @ 71:
im thinking!
feel that boner george
You know, I usually don't write anything on open threads, but I'm kind of pissed right now. We all know that Bush Sucks (and McCain too) but I'm so much more disgusted with the dems for giving into Bush on this FISA thing, the Kyle/Lieberman Amendment, knowing about the continued torture of detainees (and doing nothing), not working harder to pass the restore habeus corpus act and flaking out on the spending issue. I just don't see the point in supporting this party anymore. These motherfuckers have just melted at the idea that they may have to sacrifice their precious jobs to protect the freaking nation, its constitution and the bill of rights. The Iran thing, the AIPAC influence thing, the fake ass "universal health care" platform thing (excluding the Dennis "the real deal" Kucinich who does want a real single payer system). And fighting for progressives seems harder and harder as the money issue gets more and more salient. So C&Lrs Throw me a line. I need a kick in the ass right now to stay in the fight.
thepoetryman @ 31:
Thanks. Funny you should mention Kool-Aid...I'm actually enjoying some sugar-free off-brand fruit punch right now.
"I'm kissing my chances good-bye, by hugging you!"
George Bush's stance on torture was well received at the S & M convention.
eric @ 49:
Good one!
Watch it WC it's the sugar free Kool Aid that you have to watch out for. The aspertame was made by Don Rumsfeld's company and it was recently proven to give lab rats neo-con delusions.
ellen @ 57:
Yeah...Coulter is running like crazy with it. I think there is a thread elsewhere here on C&L about it.
With An Ear To The Ground
Curtilingus @ 83:
Oh dear...the other day I used up the last packet of sugar-free Kool-Aid. No delusions to report as of yet.
> Yeah…Coulter is running like crazy with it.
Yeah, his/her/it's source is the National Enquirer.
[sniff, sniff!]
oO( Say! Is that Chris Matthews' aftershave I smell...?! )
Stanley Rosenthal @ 87:
+ She also make some anti-semitic remarks today.
CD @ 89:
I do not understand why news programs give her the opportunity to mouth off like she does. Maybe because it brings in the (idiot) viewers? She certainly does not contribute anything worthy to the political spectrum. And considering the likes of her, and the idiots on RedState (did you read some of the comments their contributors were making about the family of Graeme Frost?) and the filth they spread, they have the gall to call us unpatriotic and un-American and America-haters.
"I smeared you in South Carolina with that outta of wedlock mixed raced bady thing and I get a hug? Now I wished I insulted your mama and I might a got a wide stance out of it"
You keep poking me with that lapel pin, I might just get a purple heart of my own.
dirty d @ 78:
Your fight is for the things you believe in, not a party. You can defend people who represent what you believe in, but thinking along party lines is what got this country in such a big mess. You are among many many many friends who believe in the same things you do, which outnumber the members of government many times over. So don't give up the fight. If you don't know a party that represents you, make a new one. It's always noble to fight and gain success from your ideas.
We can change this country into something to be proud of and trust, all we need is organization and commitment.
WC @ 90:
WC @ 90:
What the transie said was "Christians are Jews perfected".
Coulter is one of those good perfect Christians who wishes terrorist would kill John Edwards. Who would Jesus wish dead?
mudshark @ 17:
I haven't heard that song in yeeeeaaars.
"Nothing the worry about folks, he's fine. He's just a little upset his Straight Talk Express went over the cliff hooked to my Iraqi war train."
W hugs the McCain twins.
ellen @ 7:
Whatever. You mean the rumor you are trying to start. Someone already bit on it by asksing what rumor because you conveniently left it out in this comment.
Mmmm....Dubya.........your love handles are so supple..........Mmmmm.......
"Momma!"
"Hold me like Jeff Gannon"
"Hey Joe. Me love you long time."
"I don't give a shit! I don't care what you say! The next round is on me! Are ya shit faced yet?"
Gee you smell terrific!!!
"Garcone! Could you please remove this from my shirt?"
Is that a banana in your pocket John or are you just glad to see me. Heh heh heh.
"You're just as old and cantankerous, your hair's just as white and you're just as ugly as Barbara. I though I was giving my momma a hug, now get off me before folks think were doing the Larry Craig over here"
"Ok, he's had just a little to much to drink. I will see to it he get home. Hand me that bottle of Vodka, woodja? I need a little courage before i get behind the wheel. After all i got busted for drinkin' and...shhhhhhh! Your not suppossed to know that. We spent a LOT of money covering up that one!"
Oh please oh please can I be the president next?