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Nicole Belle on Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 at 11:28 AM - PDT
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Jon Stewart looks at the various presidential contenders as they maneuver to step out from the crowd. Watch as Hillary gets girly, Barack talks “tough”; the various Republicans declare themselves the most conservative and Rudy Giuliani gets, well…frankly, Rudy just gets his freak on by talking about his fantasies.
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Second!
Seeing Guiliani in a dress makes me realize that, if he’s elected, we’ll finally get to see what a J. Edgar Hoover presidency would have been like!
That clip was a good laugh as I fell asleep last night. Especially about Julie Annie’s “fantasies”.
Is it me, or does Julie Annie look better in drag?
Eric Almighty @ 1:
Second to none, you mean!
Eric Almighty @ 1:
Really. Didn’t your mom tell you set higher goals?
The TDS segment was high-larious. I will never look a numbers again without giggling.
9/11 porn?
What was Giuliani’s dream? Was that a punch line to a joke? I think I missed it
Something about trading three right wingers for another. Seriously, does he actually think Hilary, Obama and Edwards are to the left of Sarkozy? I suppose you have to play to your audience, and if your audience is made up of fans of Julie Annie there’s no telling how dim they are but….
He hasn’t said anything about the Coulbert candidacy yet?
Stewart was great last night on PBS on some special about the NYT crossword puzzle
Why was 10 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
ysbaddaden @ 9:
There is bad blood between Stewart and Colbert. Its similiar to Sting and Stuart Copeland.
Yet the tension is what caused the beautiful music.
;>)
That’s the best dream Rudy can think of? How about dreaming that this gd war is over?
Oh nine… oh eleven…ohhh nine…eleven, eleven, eleven…..nine, NINE, NINE!!
…Ahhh…nine, oooo….eleven, ahhhh nine, oooh seven…
Seven? Who the hell is seven?
Seven? I don’t know any sevens, I swear!
E Ryno @ 12:
Whaaaaaa?
Bad blood between them? How so? Details, please! And references!
lol
That was great.
Please post the Colbert-for-Prez bit? I heard that was great.
Proof positive that Repubs have the lamest sense of humor on the planet. Seriously, WTF. What if Clinton, Edwards, and Obama were on the plane to France because Gore decided to run and won the election?
That’s my dream.
I’ll never be able to look at Julie Ann Ghouliani again without seeing 9 humping 11. That’s the first reference ever to September 11 that actually made me laugh.
If BillO is told about that carton of 9 and 11 in bed, his head will explode. Does anyone have his email address? ;)
Not carton, cartoon.
It’s not just the military slang ‘Charlie Fox’ (clusterf#@k) that’s applicable … there’s also BOHICA (bend over, here it comes again).
Let’s all get nekkid and jump in a pile!
A pile of what, ysbaddaden?
Clusterf@#k
I love Jon and his facial expressions kill me. The 9-11 dream for 911Rudy was right on the money. I hope that 911Rudy got a chance to watch it.
Ysbadden, when you use the @ sign in a word, my computer reads the link as an email address.
Clavis @ 15:
There is no “bad blood,” actually - except for perhaps what Colbert’s character feels.
In reality, they’re heterosexual lifemates like Jay and Silent Bob. They assist one another in their writing, and Jon helps to produce Colbert’s show.
The 9 screwing the 11?
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I’ve never laughed so hard.
BUSH SINKS TO RECORD LOWS IN POLLING: Bush’s job approval rating fell to 24 percent from last month’s record low for a Zogby poll of 29 percent. But Nancy P. and Harry R. shouldn’t get too excited: “A paltry 11 percent gave Congress a positive grade, tying last month’s record low.”
pissed off patricia @ 25:
that’s the interpreter in the box that does that. it’s the same for all of us.
Can somebody please explain Shrillary supporters to me? On one hand they are highly critical of team Bush, while at the same time they are supporting a woman who Rupert Murdoch is throwing fundraisers for and who is being publicly supported in the media by quite a few of the neoconservative’s “leading lights.” Not to mention being consulted behind the scenes by Bush and some of the neoconservative wingnuts that swirl around him.
For one, I don’t see the ideological attraction:
“I have gone from a Barry Goldwater Republican to a New Democrat, but I think my underlying values have remained pretty constant.”
-Hillary Clinton
And also, she is clearly a tyrannical, power-mad freak:
“Fuck off! It’s enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I’m not going to talk to you too! Just do your goddamn job and keep your mouth shut” (Hillary to her state trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with “Good morning.”)
“You sold out, you mother fucker! You sold out!” (Hillary yelling at Joseph Califano, Jimmy Carter’s Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare).
“If you want to remain on this detail, get your fucking ass over here and grab those bags.” (Hillary to a Secret Service agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)
“Get fucked! Get the fuck out of my way!!! Get out of my face” (Hillary’s various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)
“Stay the fuck back, stay the fuck away from me! Don’t come within ten yards of me, or else! Just fucking do as I say, okay.” (Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail)
I just don’t get it. Talk about cognitive dissonance. I’m beginning to think Shrillary supporters are even dumber than Bush supporters. Quite a feat.
“Party before country.”
–typical Shrillary supporter
Hey, Frank @ 30,
You got some sources for your Hillary quotes???
Shows how bad “conservative” humor is. They don’t even have a punchline. You’re just supposed to laugh out of hate.
What’s the new meme: “Real Men Don’t Eat Freedom Fries”? Sarkozy is a tough guy, so he’s OK?
If they gave Rudy an open-mic, all alone, for one hour, he’d hang himself forever. People would realize he’s a braindead moron.
What a bunch of GOP dicks.
Funny clip though.
To the Ratpublicans who keep trying to push the “Hilary is power mad” mantra: Yeeeeeaaaah, riiiiiighttt,….and the gang we have in the White House NOW are a bunch of altruists.
Frank @ 30:
Hey, God knows I’m no fan of Hillary’s, but you’d better list some sources for those quotes, dude.
that @ 32:
Methinks Rudy’s trying to get a guest spot on Fox’s “Half Hour News Hour”. Maybe now his handlers can give him the news that that show was cancelled.
Simon White-Thatch Potentloins @ 31:
he don’t need no stinkin’ quotes…
That is what rumor, innuendo, and mud slinging are for.