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    FOX NEWS Captions

    What a wonderful caption on Cavuto’s show…

    “Sex with underage Boys: Could it be a Good Thing?”

    (h/t Brent for sending this in last week)

    Update from Site Monitors: Yeah, yeah it’s a fake. Original here, btw. Fox would rather hypothesize that “all out civil war in Iraq” might be a good thing. Geez, you guys are gonna be no fun at all when we do “Blogroll Amnesty - All Malkin, All the Time” on April Fools’ Day.




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    125 Responses for “FOX NEWS Captions”
    1
    AF_Comm_Guy Says:

    It would have been more appropriate on Gibson’s show. Still, always fun to see Faux embarass themselves.

    2
    Markus Says:

    Fox News answer: Of course not!

    Answer Fox News invented to represent the eeevil non-Fox MSM: Of course YES!

    3
    neveratruerwordspoken Says:

    first?

    4
    andy Says:

    wtf ?

    5
    Ron Says:

    It apparently was for Mary Kay Laterneu of Seattle. The boy loved it and so did she.

    6
    ckerst Says:

    Face it the repugnacans are all perverts. It comes from the repressed inhibited lifestyle they force on themselves and want to forc on everyone.

    7
    PeeJ Says:

    I’m 49 and I’ve had lots of sex with underage boys. It was a good thing for me and, as far as I can tell, a good thing for them as well.

    Now, all that sex took place 30-some years ago….

    8
    FOX is State Sponsored TV Says:

    WHAT THE FUCK?

    9
    L.A. Confidential Says:

    Fox is starting to use reverse brainwashing on the viewers. In time, Fox viewers will have totally empty cranial cavities. Nothing more then Pavlovian specimens.

    The next stage at some point will probably be captions like. . . Go out and kill anyone who’s not a Neocon.

    10
    ashton Says:

    That is frightening. Considering the intellectual level of most Fox viewers, young boys everywhere should be scared to death. Luckily, Doctors offices are closed on weekends so the Viagra needed to pull this off is not available.

    11
    Greg Says:

    Yes!…No! It’s a FARGGIN trick question!

    12
    mudshark Says:

    wow…..this is over the top.

    13
    billybob Says:

    HOLY SHIT!

    Are you serious?

    14
    mudshark Says:

    What? No Rush Limbaugh?…

    15
    L.A. Confidential Says:

    The reason I didn’t play football in High School was because I overheard all these coaches on the practice field saying things like. . . .

    Jones, you drop that ball one more time I’m gonna’ have a piece of your ass boy! Now get your worthless butt over there and on that bench!

    16
    Spicegal Says:

    And to think there are so many people who actually watch Fox News believing it’s a legitimate news source.

    17
    Moe Zilla Says:

    G.O.P. = Government Old Pedophiles

    Faux Lies so often that it will go un-noticed by the “Lambs of Dog” who watch it.

    18
    L.A. Confidential Says:

    Spicegal @ 16:

    And to think there are so many people who actually watch Fox News believing it’s a legitimate news source.

    Ignorance is and will always be the greatest enemy of humanity.

    19
    L.A. Confidential Says:

    billybob @ 13:

    HOLY SHIT!

    Are you serious?

    They are either serious or just enjoy fu*king with the masses brains.

    20
    JerryO Says:

    I think I read somewhere most of the viewers of F AUX News are people over the age of seventy. They were just seeing if anyone was awake.

    21
    Bill B. Says:

    Why do I get the distinct feeling that Roger Ailes typed that in himself?

    Oh well, there will always be a place for him at Giuliani Partners.

    22
    ashton Says:

    JerryO @ 20:

    I think I read somewhere most of the viewers of F AUX News are people over the age of seventy. They were just seeing if anyone was awake.

    True, they could have been referring to 40 year olds when stating “young boys.”

    23
    Moe Zilla Says:

    JerryO @ 20:

    I think I read somewhere most of the viewers of F AUX News are people over the age of seventy. They were just seeing if anyone was awake.

    Hey … I’m over 70 and I wouldn’t watch FOX with your eyes.

    24
    seevee Says:

    Right, like Fox watchers can read.

    25
    breakspear Says:

    Of.course.its.ok,if.one.is.a.Republican.politician…On.the.local.level.at.any.rate…

    26
    z Says:

    With a caption like that, you gotta wonder why there wasn’t a priest on to give the Catholic Church’s perspective.

    27
    L.A. Confidential Says:

    2 Million People in this Country Horde and Control the Wealth.
    Could it be a good thing?

    28
    curtilingus Says:

    L.A. Confidential @ 27:

    2 Million People in this Country Horde and Control the Wealth.
    Could it be a good thing?

    Yes because the rest of us are bad with our money. We’d probably just spend it.

    29
    mudkitty Says:

    That pic is a hall of fame classic.

    Amato - please don’t switch over to the FDL new format…I still miss haloscan!

    30
    Bonkers Says:

    George Bush as Rapture Right Doomsday President:
    Could It Be A Good Thing?

    31
    Cornponious Says:

    There’s no way that could be interpreted any other way. I just can’t believe that. I just can’t.

    32
    L.A. Confidential Says:

    curtilingus @ 28:

    L.A. Confidential @ 27:

    2 Million People in this Country Horde and Control the Wealth.
    Could it be a good thing?

    Yes because the rest of us are bad with our money. We’d probably just spend it.

    You would think that people who get one, two, or three credit card bills every month for $6,500 to $10,000 each . . . (minimum payment $22 of course) they might begin to “wonder a little”?

    33
    curtilingus Says:

    Bill O’Reilley essentially made this statement about Shawn Hornbeck, the boy who was kidnapped and molested for 4 years, and threatened with death if he ever tried to leave. Bill O’Reilly stated that it may have been a good thing for him. Better than school.

    It isn’t the first time Fox has made the suggestion sex with underage boys may be a good thing.

    34
    curtilingus Says:

    L.A. Confidential @ 32:

    curtilingus @ 28:

    L.A. Confidential @ 27:

    2 Million People in this Country Horde and Control the Wealth.
    Could it be a good thing?

    Yes because the rest of us are bad with our money. We’d probably just spend it.

    You would think that people who get one, two, or three credit card bills every month for $6,500 to $10,000 each . . . (minimum payment $22 of course) they might begin to “wonder a little”?

    I know money is bad that’s why I try to throw it away as quickly as possible when some comes my way.

    35
    Dr. Matt Says:

    Faux has high rating because they appeal to perverts, pedophiles, and criminals, i.e. the GOP base

    36
    L.A. Confidential Says:

    And, just when we were thinking that winter heating bills might not bankrupt us after all, winter sets in with a vengeance.

    And of course the usual . . . .

    AP - 37 minutes ago
    ARVADA, Colo. - A gunman walked into a training center dormitory for young Christian missionaries early Sunday and opened fire, killing two of the center’s staff members and wounding two others

    37
    L.A. Confidential Says:

    Hows this one for accuracy

    YOUR WORLD WITH CAVUTO

    Daily reminders by our benevolent leaders on every danger imaginable has created a population afraid of almost everything.

    Could this be a good thing?

    38
    seevee Says:

    Slightly OT, but am I the only one tired of people or news entities throwing verbal bombs and then stepping aside as if they weren’t responsible for their words. I’m talking about using the ruse of phrasing some scurrilous statement in question form, IE; ” Kucinich sees UFO. Does he enjoy alien butt probing?”

    Or, the other ploy, stating something outlandish and the using the disclaimer,”just sayin’,” as in; “I wonder if Bill Clinton makes Hillary watch. Just sayin’.”

    Are they both bullshit? Just sayin’.

    39
    Hype-Jersey Says:

    andy @ 4:

    wtf ?

    Right. I honestly can think of nothing else to say about this piece. It’s just… insane.

    WTF????

    40
    giantpeach Says:

    Funny, as long as you realize it is a photoshopped joke. the “underage” text is slightly different from the bottom line.

    the original text said something not much better: “all out civil war in iraq: could it be a good thing?” (http://mediamatters.org/items/200602240003)

    41
    odanny Says:

    You cant make this stuff up….

    42
    giantpeach Says:

    kind of irresponsible to of CL to put this up without the caveat: not real.

    43
    odanny Says:

    giantpeach @ 40:
    the original text said something not much better: “all out civil war in iraq: could it be a good thing?” (http://mediamatters.org/items/200602240003)

    Well, they are trying to be fair and balanced, after all. And to most of their audience, more war over in the hinterlands is always a good thing.

    44
    gene214 Says:

    What? And they didn’t have Mark Foley on? C’mon, tell us the truth - that caption was a joke, right? Right? I mean, the FUX producers can’t be THAT stupid, can they??

    45
    Filthy Harry Says:

    Seems to me Fox is trying to soften us up for some breaking news. So when it breaks, you know for example that Giuliani is a child molester, their viewers will say, “I guess it could be a good thing.”

    46
    curtilingus Says:

    odanny @ 43:

    giantpeach @ 40:
    the original text said something not much better: “all out civil war in iraq: could it be a good thing?” (http://mediamatters.org/items/200602240003)

    Well, they are trying to be fair and balanced, after all. And to most of their audience, more war over in the hinterlands is always a good thing.

    Fake news on CL?

    You don’t have to make things up to make fox look bad. I agree. Humor is fine but there should have been a statement that this was made up and not really on Fox.

    47
    cg Says:

    That’s a really high-defintion pic. You can actually see the individual slime molecules oozing out of their pores.

    48
    Layne Says:

    curtilingus @ 28:

    L.A. Confidential @ 27:

    2 Million People in this Country Horde and Control the Wealth.
    Could it be a good thing?

    Yes because the rest of us are bad with our money. We’d probably just spend it.

    …Or since we’re liberal, probably give it all away… :-p

    Fox News continues in its tradituion of serving the community.

    50
    Johnny2Bad Says:

    curtilingus @ 28:

    L.A. Confidential @ 27:

    2 Million People in this Country Horde and Control the Wealth.
    Could it be a good thing?

    Yes because the rest of us are bad with our money. We’d probably just spend it.

    Yeah…on stupid things like food…housing…medical care.

    I disgust me.

    51
    WinSmith Says:

    When we win the presidency in 2008, can we past a “truth in news” law that requires Fox News to properly brand itself?

    I’m thinking: “Fox News: Where Bullshit Is Sold By the Pound”

    52
    Doug Says:

    Is NAMBLA getting free ads on Fox News these days? Or is a Senator from Idaho campaigning early?

    WinSmith @ 51:

    When we win the presidency in 2008, can we past a “truth in news” law that requires Fox News to properly brand itself?

    I’m thinking: “Fox News: Where Bullshit Is Sold By the Pound”

    Much easier than that is to restore the Fairness Doctrine. Fox will stop spouting much of anything because they will be totally unwilling to have opposing viewpoints aired on their network.

    54
    JohnnyBravo Says:

    Please tell me that’s a joke. Republicans are perverts.

    55
    joe cantwell Says:

    “Sex with underage Boys: Could it be a Good Thing?”

    let’s ask jeffrey nielsen!

    56
    JJohnson Says:

    I have no idea WHAT to say about this…

    I mean… wtf?

    “Sex with underage boys, could it be a good thing?”

    Being that underage implies “molestation”, and “molestation” is basically a nice way of saying “Buttrape”…

    I would have to categorically say BUTTRAPE is not a good thing.

    I don’t even have a PhD and I figured that out.

    57
    giantpeach Says:

    http://mediamatters.org/items/200602240003

    IT’S NOT REAL PEOPLE.

    this doesn’t add to CL’s credibility, for me personally. And their readers need to do a little research themselves.

    58
    Eternal Vigilance Says:

    a good thing????

    Well, it would certainly be a lucky break for Fox’s political affiliations if it was.

    59
    Bobby Says: