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Having declared victory in his battle to save Christmas, Bill O’Reilly has decided to direct his “Culture Warrior” bravery to saving Christians. Laura Ingraham (whom, we must remember, got this gig because even Malkin couldn’t stomach it any longer) is brought on to agree with Bill that the left and the media are out to get them. The trigger of this insane rant? This op-ed column in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer which points out some of Mike Huckabee’s more regressive statements. Funnily enough, as Newshounds points out, after blaming the left and the media for attacking Huckabee for being a Christian, O’Reilly went ahead and attacked Huckabee himself. Hypocrite much, Bill? Oh…wait, look who I’m talking about. My bad.
BOR: It’s not just the Democrats against the Republicans this year, Laura. And I think you understand that.
LI: Sure.
BOR: It’s the Democrats AND the media against the Republicans. And the media is its own entity. It doesn’t confer with the Democrats. They’re not like calling each other up. The media is made to say, “Okay how can we destroy whoever we have to destroy, where can we go, what is their vulnerability?” And right now, their vulnerability is ‘make them all out to be religious nuts’ and that’s what they’re doing.
Actually, Bill, with you as their spokesman, I don’t think the left or the media has to do very much to bring out the nuttiness.
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FRIST!!!!
Love it. Whining little Christofascists complaining they’re the ones getting shot at. Boo hoo. If you are so opressed, then WHY are you on national television, spewing your bile?
Just saying.
If chrisitians want to stop being laughed at they shouldn’t be so funny. Virgin births, war on christmas, boycotting movies, getting congress to pay homage to them, etc etc etc.
Hey BillO there’s more coming. Get used to it.
It gets to a point where the line from being obnoxiously bias crosses into the realm of spreading complete and utter mis information to the masses. I would love to know if O’Reilly truly believes what he is saying, or just playing the role he’s there to play. It would seem that someone with any formal education, even at the most basic levels would find it hard to really believe a statement a long the lines of “It’s the Democrats AND the media against the Republicans. And the media is its own entity. It doesn’t confer with the Democrats. They’re not like calling each other up. The media is made to say, “Okay how can we destroy whoever we have to destroy, where can we go, what is their vulnerability?” And right now, their vulnerability is ‘make them all out to be religious nuts’ and that’s what they’re doing.
Either way it is becoming so bad over on Fox between this idiot, and the ‘prince of everything that’s wrong with America’, Sean Hannity that I do not even watch anymore. It used to provide a comic relief and reminder of why in fact I am a progressive liberal - now its just painfully annoying.
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Can you say DEMOGOGUERY?? Have these people no shame??
How much longer do we have to live through this insanity. Damn.
Shut it Bill,you yammering Dumb bell.
He’s a bullying sexual harasser who doesn’t mind telling female coworkers he wants to shower with them, to get their nipples hard and rub their pussy with the ‘little falafel thing’ (read: loofah mitt. I guess he was so excited spanking the money, he forgot). And that they have really really really big ‘boobs’ :roll:
The Bill O’Reilly Opera - Mackris v O’Reilly
I will always keep that in mind, in a baroque operatic kind of way. So who is this dipfuck, that he can pass judgment on others?
If we just ignore them, they’ll go away. We are guilty of empowering O’Rieley, Hannity, Limbaugh, Coulter, etc by letting what they say get under our skin. They will turn out to be their own worst enemies and ultimately self-destruct but we have to stop giving them any attention at all. I will continue to see what they have to say but they no longer have the power to upset me - I now look at them as the sad, pathetic people they have always been.
Patty @ 5:
It’s Demagoguery. Kindly spell stuff right if you’re gonna give a well-deserved insult. Otherwise, you just pulled a Bildo.
This Graph Says it all, The christians are being beat-up by the ???
I think the graph is hillarious … but accrurate.
I really am sorry that an Australian “fuck knuckle” (Rupert) is destroying your country.
Big C&L fan.
But why so much O’Reilly on this web site?
Are we really going to learn anything new by watching this idiot?
I download everything posted to this web site but have stopped the O’Reilly videos. I can’t believe that this guy’s show has high viewership. Our poor nation is sinking under the weight of the increasing number of morons that have a taste for this type of crap.
Its everyone against BillO and Faux films his rants about it. That’s pretty much it.
Bill O’Falafel,
You’re nuts whether religious or not. Adopting a nutty religious-right belief and persecution attitude doesn’t take that away from you.
Sorry.
What was the conditions of his victory in the war on christmas? I still hear happy holiday and still see seasons greetings all over the place. No Merry Christmas signs in stores. Invent your fake war then declare yourself the winner of the fake war. Congrats. You get a fake Trophy for everyone to…well they can’t really see it because its an imaginary, but you can tell everyone how wonderful and elegant it looks. The factless factor at it again. 90% of the country is christian, the other 10% (me) doesn’t have the pull in this country to oppress christians. Just saying. Not that I would or anything, well only to those more vocal hypocritical Evangelicals.
my favorite quote: “they should be denounced. c’mon, it’s Christmas” as if that is what Christmas is all about…denouncing people. i can’t believe O’Reilly still has a TV show after his sexual harrassment debacle, let alone that people pay attention to anything he has to say. ever notice how he always wants to talk about sexual issues? he’s like an arsonist who likes to hangout around fires that he starts.
O’Reilly won the “War On Christmas” like he won the “Boycott France Into Bankrupty” escapade.
Walter Mitty has nothing on this guy.
This is scary stuff. Its only a matter of time before they start labeling some of us terrorists or domestic enemies
I know the writers are on strike but please. Put old clips of The Daily Show or something on. I can’t watch Billo. You don’t have to convince me that he’s crazy.
How about what Huckabee is saying now:
— http://www2.arkansasonline.com.....-religion/
The Kool-Aid wasn’t enough…
Thing Fish @ 21:
I wouldn’t worry much about The Huckster. I think it would be great to see him get the nominations.
Paranoid much, Bill-O?
Just curious, Bill — what does Jesus tell you about sexual harassment?
And I am also a bit curious how well you’ve done in converting ole Rupert to the joys of your faith, Bill-O. Or does he agree that it doesn’t matter, so long as you whip the backwoods people into another voting frenzy?
Imagine if you were a Jewish store owner and a group of these idiots told you that they wanted you to take down your “Happy Holidays” sign and replace it with a “Merry Christmas” sign. And if they don’t, they’ll paint stars of David on your storefront to let other idiots know not to shop there.
Fundamentalist: “My religion is being oppressed! We are few! We are being persecuted!!”
Regular Person: “I’m not oppressing you! I just don’t want your religion crammed down my throat and-”
Fundamentalist: “Tough! We’re the majority! That means we get to oppress your view!”
BOR: It’s the Democrats AND the media against the Republicans.
No, it’s Republicans like BOR and the FOX News media against the Democrats. Proof? Anyone catch BOR’s hit job on Hillary because of Gavin Newsom campaigning with her the other day? He and FOX News were doing the bidding of the RNC and their anti-Hillary news release. When’s the last time BOR did the bidding of the DNC with regards to the Republican candidates? Never. He defends Republicans against what the DNC says. BOR is just another right wing tool.
Hey Bill. Know why that Muslim saved those Jews on the subway? It’s God’s way of saying STFU.
Listener @ 11:
That is hilarious, it’s going into permanent archive, I might have to print up a bunch and post them all over town. Maybe change the colors to nice holiday ones.
I’m a Christian…or at least, I’ve read and studied the Christ message extensively and know for a fact that Jesus was the most LIBERAL Jew of his age.
And just as Jesus, the LIBERAL Jew, had a little problem with orthodox religious extremists back then, I have a little problem with orthodox religious extremists of today. And it doesn’t matter to me what religious sect these orthodox extremists belong to, primarily because they all share the same rigid, righteous, death-penalty-worshipping mindset. They all believe that they know “the truth,” which they then proceed to try to ram down the throats of everyone else…like Osama bin Laden ordered his crazed religious fundamentalist followers to ram passenger-filled airplanes into buildings in the United States on 9/11.
Mercy? That’s for the weak, in the religious fundamentalists’ view. Forgiveness? That’s for the weak, too. Democracy? That’s another concept that’s alien to hardcore, religious fundamentalist, authoritarian orthodox types…even though, if born into a democracy, they will use every means possible to twist and pervert a democracy into some brand of hell-bound, hell-bent conservative theocracy.
So what would Jesus do today and whom would he stand beside? The righteous, religious fundamenatlist Republicans (and even some righteous, religious fundamentalist Democrats), no matter what faith? Hardly. The super-righteous, hyper-religious al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden? Fat chance.
Jesus would stand side by side with Sheehan and the anti-war protestors. Jesus would stand on the picket line with members of the WGA. Jesus would stand in front of abortion clinics and family planning centers, not to protest their existence, but to protect the women seeking assistance inside as well as the brave souls working inside. Jesus would stand with American workers against the blindingly greedy corporatists. Jesus would stand with the poor and against permanent tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy. Jesus would visit those imprisoned and talk about God’s eternal love and mercy and forgiveness, not about eternal punishment and damnation (like the rabid, right-wing, religious fundamentalists tend to do).
In other words, if Jesus Christ were to return today (as some right-wing Rapturists hope and pray for), Jesus Christ would join the progressive, liberal Democrat Party, and turn his back on the Republicans and their greedmeisters, telling them “Get thee behind me Satan!!!” Simple. Straightforward. And, of course, Jesus Christ would find himself facing today the same hardcore, religiously-rigid mindset that he faced, and triumphed over, two thousand years ago. But wait, they killed him (or had him killed), didn’t they? Yes, they killed his body, but hardcore, religious fundamentalist types can NEVER kill the Spirit, nor the Liberal message that Jesus Christ spoke about and demonstrated so long ago, because the Liberal message of hope, love, peace, forgiveness and sharing is eternal, while the conservative message of selfishness, greed, fear and death will only end up in some unmarked grave somewhere.
“I heard Winston Churchill is an anti-semite! What a dick!”, said Adolph.
Hillary Clinton
The Bible Unearthed
Better yet:
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
Of course, Bill and Laura aren’t themselves part of “the media” despite the fact that they’re hosted on a major cable news network and both have nationally syndicated radio talkshows.
BILL O REILLY = BUSH ADMIN= SICK SOBS = HYPOCRITES=LIARS=ETC ETC
BILL O SHOULD TELL US AS AMERICANS WHAT OUR VALUES SHOULD BE???????????? WHAT A MORON FREAK…………
I AM A CHRISTIAN, FOLLOWERS OF JESUS AND THE BIBLE DO NOT ADVOCATE THE SHIT HE PREACHES………
WHO WOULD JESUS TALK PHONE SEX (HARASSMENT) TO????? BOMB?????? KILL??? MAIME???
JESUS WAS NOT A REPUBLICAN,( GO TO IRAQ IF YOU BELIEVE YOUR OWN VILE SHIT, I AM THE WIFE, MOTHER AND SISTER IN LAW OF THOSE YOU SAY ARE SENT TO ………….DEFEND AMERICA??????
WHAT WAR DID YOU FIGHT IN YOU COWARD……
FALAFEL BOY!!!!! TWISTED MOTHER FUCKING FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRUE CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS, VALUE LIFE, WHAT A SICK BASTARD O REILLY IS, DO NOT USE MY GODS NAME FOR YOUR EVIL CRAP……..
WE ARE AT THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT……..
kings+queens @ 31:
That reminds me, Ernest Borgnine is still alive.
I love this site, but cannot fathom why it keeps giving ‘air time’ to Jerkweed. How many times do we need to be shown evidence that he is a total fruitcake, is against/for virtually everything the readers here are for/against? I understand he is an easy target and a good news ‘filler’. Yet, would we not be better off by completely ignoring him? This person lives for the ‘confrontation’. He is a bully and used to intimidation. Every time we expose his insanity, he gathers favor from the extreme right for being their spokesman. If we just ignore him, eventually he will vanish like a fart in a tornado. Let’s shut this idiot up.
I can see where you might want to avoid talking about poor Hillary (vast right-wing conspiracy, don’t cha know)
What about Senator Barack Obama?
The entire internet is focused on three people: Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama
Why are you talking about Bill O’ Reilly?
Better head on over to DailyKos
I have two monkeys who come to my porch every evening here in Laos and polish off whats left of my potato chips and nuts and wine.
After tonight I am naming them Laura and Bill-o. Appropriate too, they fling crap every once in a while if they get excited
The Oracle @ 29:
Nice post Oracle! I have realized for a long time that the christian fascists are not mainstream Christians. However, I think it is important for the traditional Christian brethren to stand tall in the fight to exorcize the followers of Robertson, Dobbs, Fallwell, etc. What I see happening is a knee-jerk reaction against all Christians, and that is not right.
wait a minute, a couple of nights ago he said the fucking war was over (he won), now this?
MacDaKnife@36 I totally agree. This big ugly drama queen creates bogus issues out of nothing to stir up his very ignorant following. I understand we should pay attention to this clown, but he doesn’t deserve this much air play.
O[Quit spamming the threads with the same off topic message. Thank you-Sitemonitor]
Thomas Stone @ 13:
Half the people who watch him are watching the pinhead for comedy hour, and know he is not to be taken seriously.
I agree C&L should cut back on Falafel King, if anything because he is BORing.
The Oracle @ 29: