The one on the left has a better singing voice

But a failure in his arm deoderant.

Please don’t insult Gomer Pyle this way!

Underarms.

hockaloogie has the piles?

I am saying what the other poster says….don’t INSULT Jim Nabors, better know as
Gomer Pyle.

Gooooooolly !

cheney as Bilko

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ShaaaaZam!!

Cheney as Bilko

The scheming is the same, just Bilko was ethical

No way could Gomer Pyle be related to the trogledyte on the right.

Goobers with Raisinets

Well, here’s some GOOD NEWS for HUCK FINN — Huckabee Also Gets Endorsement From Talk Show Host: The ‘Church Lady’

The American people are fed up with all of you!

surpriiise surpriiise surpriiise!

Maybe so but the one on the left became the smarter one. The one on the right never evolved into much.

hoppity hop hop hoppity hop hop look at that rapture bunny go

Well, surprise, surprise, surprise!

Are you saying that Huckabee is gay?

Poor Gomer… to be compared to a con-man grifter of a baptist minister…oh, the humanity!

From The God Is Imaginary website:

The Bible Is Repulsive.

In the “Holy” Bible you find Racism, sexism and bigotry galore.

The deaths millions of innocents are chronicled in page after page of this appalling book.

There is no question that this book is repulsive.

It has no place in a modern, civilized nation.

We currently use the Bible throughout American society.

We do that, in large part, because most Americans have never read the bible* and have no idea how disgusting it is.

* We read from this book at weddings and funerals.
* We force people to put their hands on this book in court.
* We find copies of the Bible in nearly every hotel room in America.

The Bible demands that we kill everyone who works on the Sabbath.

The Bible commands us to kill teenagers who drink too much.

The Bible empowers us to enslave people of other nations.

The Bible commands that we oppress women and kill people who happen to be homosexual.

A book this repulsive has no place in our society.

It is time for the intelligent, thoughtful people of this nation to acknowledge this simple fact and act on it.

Would you like to learn more?

Please Visit WhyWontGodHealAmputees.com and GodIsImaginary.com.

Here’s the thing, given the absolutely abhorrent nature of The “Holy” Bible, how is it that anyone that prescribes to the philosophies in this book has any credibility whatsoever?

Explain that to me, please, I’d love to hear it.

Yet its proponents absolutely dominate and have a strangle-hold over American Political Life to the point where whack jobs like Romney and Huckabee are taken seriously?

This is the 21st Century, how much longer will we, as a rational, and open-minded people, be forced to put up with and tolerate this gibberish and nonsense?

~Nyc

*”There aren’t a lot of things in this world that one can be sure of, but I do know this; anytime you go by a House of Worship, of any
size, and of any denomination, that’s filled to its rafters with people, you can be certain that the vast majority of those people haven’t actually taken the time out to read The Bible, or whatever Ancient, “Sacred Text” that they subscribe to, because if they had read it, and comprehended it, then that House of Worship would be nearly empty.”

Gawllly! Hay shore looks like the re-in-car-nation of Richard. Milhaus. Nixon!

Looks like this post was separated at birth from this one at Shakesville. ;)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Space Cowboy @ 21:

Looks like this post was separated at birth from this one at Shakesville. ;)

Wow….frightening….let’s upload that one for prosperity sake: http://img142.imageshack.us/im.....510se8.jpg

Well, GoooLEEEE, CAL owes me an apology!

actually, gomer pyle is far more intelligent than fuckaby.

Pyle wouldn’t hide behind the bible nor would he hate gays.

There’s also something very Charles Logan (the corrupt President in 24) about his face, with a bit of Kevin Spacey thrown in too

Actually Naomi Watts had it right in I <3 Huckabees.

~Nyc

Isn’t Jim Nabors gay? He was one of Hollywood’s long-term ‘confirmed bachelors’ for many years.

Gives the whole separated-at-birth thing a different dimension.

I’d trust Gomer Pyle with the keys to the kingdom a lot more than I would Huckabee.

Look closely at Phuckabee’s eyes. I see mental illness and a touch of desperation.

Just a few days ago there was an entry complaining about the WaPo’s fashion writer making a hub-bub over Romney’s hair. So now it’s okay to reduce the debate over presidential candidates to their appearance?

One thing for sure, at least Gomer wouldn’t lie about why Jeff Gannon is his BFF.

I am so SICK of intellectual light weights even being encouraged on the national political scene. Is this some shit we have to live with for the rest of our lives during every election?? Pick the dumbest looking guy- hey! I can have a beer with a dumb guy !! Yah, he deserves to be preznit ! Shows what character anybody who would pick somebody like this really has– none !

Well, Jim Nabors was gay - but the way evangelical Repubs have been going lately, the Huck may be too.

Is Gomer Pyle like an old style conservative? I don’t think so since everyone in Hollywood knew he was gay.

And is it just me or does Huckabee seem more like Regean than Bush ever tried to pretend to be. Nor is Bushism and Neo-conism true conservative instead of just plain criminal tactics. Huckabee is just an oldstyle conservative. Huckabee is NOT a radical, not when compared to neo-cons who are the true radicals of the conservative movement.

Idzppln@32 People like you crack me up. Liberals even in these horrible times can loosen up and laugh a bit. This is one of the many things that separate us from the uptight, always angry Repubs. You need to get laid.

Also check out Romney/Ted Danson–separated at birth too?

Romney
Ted Danson

Forest Gump, he is.

Hmmm, in another vein, when I look at Huckabee I see only a *fictional* president:

http://www.reason.com/UserFile....._logan.jpg

Mike Fuckabee has enough problems without being compared to Gomer Pyle. His incredibly obese son has been revealed as a dog torturer who makes Michael Vick look small time.

ldzppln @ 32:

Just a few days ago there was an entry complaining about the WaPo’s fashion writer making a hub-bub over Romney’s hair. So now it’s okay to reduce the debate over presidential candidates to their appearance?

Yes. 12/15 changed everything.

Pvt. Pyle served his country in uniform, Huckabee did not.

Jim Nabors is nice, intelligent, has amazing talent, perhaps one of the best tenors of our time. the only thing he has in common with huck is that they are gay.
But Jim is nice to his friends, an unreal humanitarian and a human being.
Huck is like Larry Craig. He hates the homo he loves.

“I was never married to Rock Hudson. We dated briefly but thsoe dates were chaperoned by Merv Griffin.”

Is Mayberry in Arkansas?

Actually, when I look at Huckleberry I am reminded of Larry “Wide Stance” Craig. They both look like they just saw the sign for the men’s room.

Jim Nabors is/was a baritone, not a tenor, unless he sits on cold concrete. (;>

jmac @ 39:

Forest Gump, he is.

Yoda, you are.

Is this hockaloogy when he puts on his Dr. Dentons?

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Welll… gooollllleee.

What do you mean my son caught a stray dog, hung it by its neck, slit its throat and left it to die? Welll heck… that’s just what most people do down har in Georgia.

One of these guys is an ignorant hick that would lead the country from one calamity to the next.

The other is Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

Huckabee looks more like Huckleberry Hound.

“Curtain up, light the lights”,………..Jim taught me all of Ethels biggest hits, and I just looovvvve singin’ “Moonshine lulabye” from Annie git yore gun. That’s Jim’s favor rite too, you should see him do the Rose part in Gypsy, it simply takes my breath away. And now I’m askin’ you to caucus for me in I-O-wee.

cut from the same cloth. On thing Gomer wouldn’t do is allow his son to torture and kill animals. To back Michael Vick didn’t have a white father who was Governor because he could have gotten his case squashed like Huckabee did for his son. Look for Huck Junior to move on to killing humans next. That’s how all the killers start, yes with pets and animals then they move on to killing people. Now that good news for the Republican Party. Yes the next US President will except gifts for bribes and his son will start killing humans. Huck better appoint Gonzales as his AG and put Fingers Foley, Cunningham, DeLay and other perverts, criminals and corrupt GOP back in office. We can be proud that our next President is an open lying crook while using God’s name and his son will become a serial killer who is protected by the DOJ. I know Gonzales’s sister Teresa the career drug leader will be glad she can get back to selling drugs without worrying about the Police.

Rudy = Colonel Klink.

1. I agree, the comparison is a slur to Jim Nabors. I saw him on Rodeo Drive back in 1984, coming out of some expensive store with a bag in his hand, big smile on his face. Almost looked like he was “in character.”

2. myiq2xu@46. No, Mayberry is in North Carolina. I’m proud to be from Arkansas, home of Bill Clinton and REAL Democratic statesmen like J. William Fulbright, John McClellan, Dale Bumpers and David Pryor. OK, OK, and racist pigs like Orval Faubus and Justice Jim Johnson — we’re not all perfect.

3. Say what you will about Huck (and I probably will), but he DID lose a lot of weight several years ago, and I think I read somewhere that he encouraged a lot of other people in Arkansas to lose weight. Sure hope one of them was my ex-wife!

Gomer Pyle/homophile (not!)

Now this is funny.