Liberals: This Is How You Roll When On FOXNews
By Logan Murphy Saturday Jan 05, 2008 8:34pm
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By now many of you have heard about Bill O'Reilly's meltdown at a Barack Obama event in New Hampshire Saturday and on Sunday, The Huffington Post's Roy Sekoff went on FOXNews to discuss the blogs' coverage of the primaries -- as the topic turned to BillO, Sekoff gave a textbook example of how all liberals should act when on they appear on FOX. Brilliant!
Sekoff: "...and I give him (O'Reilly) credit, cause he didn't hit him with a loofah or a falafel.
MacCallum: "Alllllright!"
Sekoff: "Oh yeah. You know, Martha, maybe the thing was that he was surprised that when he showed up at an Obama event, it was just like any other event and no one was yelling for their iced tea."
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Sekoff kicks ass!
Right the hell on. Take it to them... best defense is a good offense.
Priceless!
Can we give Sekoff an award of some sort for what he did?
Step into the Lion's mouth and pull up a chair
For what it's worth, I'm a white guy and I want my motherfuckin' ice tea.
LOL
lol!!!!
Fanfugutastic! Billo is a joke and let all the sheeple who watch Faux News get a dose of reality.
....and then the fox lady explained why people in S.Africa don't have maps.....
Oh man, Bill O'Reilly's gonna be Sekoff this story!!
(Sorry, couldn't resist honoring Roy Sekoff with a dreadful pun I'm sure he's NEVER heard before! Great job, man!)
Funny, but I'm willing to bet that none of the rubes who regularly watch Fox News knew what the hell Sekoff was talking about.
Oh, that felt gooood! Is too much Schadenfreude bad for your kidneys or something?
You gotta admit, these wing nuts are such easy targets for ridicule that just getting a soundbite on that network leaves open an incredible array of opportunities like these, right on dude. Keep 'em honest, nice work. Another Jack MeHoff classic moment.
odanny @ 13:
They still don't get it about Jack Mehoff either. LOL
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iced tea! Bwahahahaahahahaha!
ROFLMAO!
Rachel @ 11:
Ever been in a car accident? You don't remember the impact. That's how O'Reilly's fans are. When he slams head on into that wall making an ass out of himself they all blackout.
Didn't they can Malkin for behavior like this?
I almost did a spit take when he not only mentioned the Loofah and the Falafel but the M-fing iced tea as well.
Kudos Roy! Great Job!
I haven't seen TV that good since Colbert did the WH corespondence dinner.
Is there someone out there that will implace an ice tea marinated fallal with a louffa? Just curiosity, that kind of thing is a bit to kinky for me.
He didn't bring it NEARLY hard enuff. Put me on FAUX NUDES...the Carpenter will build them a fresh ass spanking machine.
Fabulous!
Owned.......BIOTCH!
"O-smiley" suc's ball sac!
Rachel @ 12:
Martha certainly had no clue what the ice tea reference was.
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I'm impressed that footage is not on the Fox Opinion cutting room floor.
But then again, they know their dumbass viewers don't get it.
I give him a 9.5.
I had to deduct points because he didn't work in Malmedy, but otherwise a perfect score.
That was choice. A flaming bag of dog poop right the Martha the Sock Puppet's porch.
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"Newsmodel"! LOL I love it! Thats exactly the what those bimbos over at that Faux News station are.
They are Newsmodels!
That was fantabulously brilliant! I love the Internet! I love Roy Sekoff! I love you all with your great comments! I feel like Rod Tidwell at the end of "Jerry Maguire," when he finds out that he just got a 4 year, $11.2 million deal to play with the Cardinals.
Watch as Faux tries to disappear this clip from its rebroadcasts, web site and elsewhere. But alas, it will remain on C&L forever.
Oh Wow.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lOLO
I forgot about the iced tea. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And "brown woman" man just said he doesn't ambush people.
I doubt Sen Obama will have time for loofah boy.
Ms. Mackis'(?) bitch is loosing it.
Just remember if you are on Fox when the host says something insane just ask, "What in the name of Andrea Mackris are you talking about?"
Really? Liberals should look like crass a-holes? I think we should stick to the issues and not go for Ann Coulter like one liners.
that's hot!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loofah boy rating must be low.
Hiya Keith.
I love these dizzy blondes that Foxnoise hires. They just fortify the stereotype
Sekoff did a perfect job. As for Martha - I'd totally do her.
Captain Kangaroo @ 24:
She knows. It just way above her head. They're slow.
tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 31:
What a great week? First Obama wins Iowa!!! Then O'Leilly self destructs on tape. Bhahhahhaaaa.......then..hhhahahha...then Roy Sekoff..
works in the 3 subjects to protect yourself from the Faux Noise propaganda team.
Loofah, Falafel, M-fing iced tea, hahahahahah....... add Malmedy, and Andrea Mackris and you have the perfect Margarita.
cheers!!!
PrimalScream @ 33:
Coulter would never be so clever. She much prefers jokes that involve the mention of death in one form or another.
Let me add, thank you for your "concern."
His falafel and iced tea comments when right over her head and probably the heads of most of the FOX News viewers. My god, that bobble headed bleached blond FOX News bimbo couldn't even read a teleprompter without screwing up you think she got his digs in at Bill O?
That kid has a mean left-hook!
Good going... and no, this isn't behavior for normal discourse (of course), but Fox News is a make believe, propaganda channel. It is all about pretending to talk to a "liberal" while really showing an ad for Bill O'Reilly. Who talked longer her or him in that exchage? Did you even listen to her? Fox viewers did. The man was right not to let them do that. This guy nailed it.
I guarantee you he earned much more respect from the zombies that actually watch that channel, than some caracature of a "everybody plays nice, my hands aren't dirty" liberal. You go on Fox, you're already dirty. Might as well throw some smart, sharp elbows while you're in there! (And he pimped Huffington getting the scoop on BillO's show! -- Bonus!)
Hit him with a falafel or loofah? No way, Bildo would use his fabulous man-purse which carries more impact on the follow through.
You use the one liners on Fake Noise b/c that's what they sell. Cmon its the simpsons channel ffs.
Sekoff was only given 20 seconds and he made the most of it but its easy to imagine what else he could have said:
"If Andrea Makris was standing in front of the camera O'Lielly would have said "I gently moved her" with a little more fire."
"I'd be upset too I showed up at a rally and no one wanted to discuss Malmadi (sp)"
"I mean c'mon, I can understand Barack probably isn't for promoting drug use in your children's books but thats no reason to call someone an SOB in public."
PrimalScream @ 33:
In most cases perhaps yes, and on respectable networks yes (not that there are many of those left), but if you decide to go on FOX you know you are going to have to beat them at their own game and that I think was Sekoff's purpose for going on the show. He knows FOX is a propaganda gotcha network for the Republican party and he beat them at their own game.
Loved it!
When Obama or any other Democrat does go on Fox, he has to be just as bold. Not necessarily just as sarcastic, but honest enough to hit them right between the eyes. He may lose a few votes, but they will more than make up for it for with all the good publicity. It will be the same as Joseph Welch did to Joe McCarthy during the Army-McCarthy hearings; "Until this moment, Senator, I think I never gauged your cruelty or your recklessness[...]" "Let us not assassinate this lad further, Senator. You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?" He then left the room to loud applause from the spectators, and a recess was called (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_McCarthy).
:lol:
Beeeuuuutifulll
Yep- that's how to do it, alright. People like O'Reilly would be very easy to marginalize if liberals used this tact repeatedly. Mock him, laugh at him, suggest he's not worth a serious rebuttal (which he isn't). Treat him like he's a clown, and eventually, everyone will see him as a clown.
Hilarious. I see HP people on Fox all the time. I'll bet you'll never see another HP contributor on FNC ever again. Not sure if that was the intention but I'm sure that will be the result. So, he should enjoy his brief moment of come uppance.
Ruthless People @ 41:
I'm sure the vacuous bimbette is now deaf in one ear from the producers screaming, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MOVE ON NOW!!! HE'S KILLING US!!"
Hehe. It really doesn't matter if they get the falafel or not. Fox viewers are very primitive. They see body language. They hear tone in voice. (Or at least their unconscious does.) Without any higher brain functions, the sole determination of ANY conversation is, "who is stronger?" All they want to know is which Alpha male (never female -- though Coulter is as manly as a woman gets) to follow.
Her body language and voice tells all. Beginning? Chipper, grinning, smarmy, looking up... snarky tone in voice. After tangling with confident looking brown-hair man (probably some evil liberal)? She is looking down. Not smiling. Quiet, hesitant voice. She is weak. She looses. Oh no. But stronger is ALWAYS right to Fox viewer.
Brown-hair man win Thunderdome! Republican LIKE! Keep brown-hair man as pet maybe.
(For more help on dealing with troublesome Fox Viewers or sociopathic children in your life, please see this coping website for more information. Remember, be that calm-assertive leader that your local pack of Republicans crave so much and you can stop that unwanted aggressive behavior. Be consistent, but never yell or hit them. In time, even the most problematic Republican can act almost civilized! Good luck!)
what's so amusing is how liberals are ridiculed for not fighting back, then they are ridiculed for fighting back when they actually DO fight back and the ridicule is from the same assholes who said the liberals should fight back.
The QuickTime link isn't working for me, but I'll go ahead and say: well played, sir!
this also points out how rare a liberal actually gets to appear on fux. after this, when should we expect another liberal to get an appearance on fux?
Don @ 39:
Don ,
I have to disagree with you ,
My Margarita's are so much better than that
PrimalScream @ 33:
I hope you are joking. Crass? A-holes? mann hatred is far far greater than us joking around with dumbass loofah boy.
BTW -- loofah boy is self-promoting this bs as if it will win him an Emmy.
Loosen up tightass.
Don @ 39:
Indeed it has been a great week. Cheers!
I feel more good thing are acomin'.
Obama will do fine combating negative publicity.
Rimshot! Sekoff will be here every night this week.....
LMAO!!
=(
Ahhhh.... Isn't anybody going to pursue charges of battery against O'Reilly?
Swoon!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Someone took Olbermann's advice.
Fox News = Total pwnage!
- Justin
Absolutely delightful! I hope next time Billo decides to make an ass of himself in public (and there will be a next time) he takes along his Fox security. I'd like to see how his private army stacks up against those Secret Service agents.
F@U)( W@$ P0WN3D!!!!
AWESOME!
sekoff goes for the outside shot...
he scores!
bwahaaahahaha.
nice job.
LOL This guy is now a hero of mine! LOL
that was fucking genius.
Jane Fleming is really good on Fox too. She's taken out multiple Pinochetists at the same time
Hell yah. Working in the perverted/racist O'Reilly quotes on Faux News dime. Gotta love it.
o'who?
That was really difficult to watch. I guess reading and speaking out loud aren't two of the requirements to be a Fux news head. Do they really think you can run a news network on crack whores, peroxide and hairspray?
right fucking on!
Good on him.
I've been wondering when a liberal who who is interviewed outside of the fox's studio and who knows they are going to piss off billo will come with humorous cue cards to flash when bill has their mic cut off.
If I were to go on 'the factor,' I would have pre-printed signs that say something like, "Only a loser who is too stupid to debate his point would cut off someone's mic."
or...
"What kind of idiotic host would invite someone on their show to provide an opinion and then cut said person's mic? A loser, that's who."
Seriously, I can't believe no one has thought of that yet.
she even praises that threat ... stand in the way of "Entitlement Bill's Shot" and this is what will happen to you.
Tim in Japan @ 72:
Yep, and then they would "lose the signal."
Pointing out the absurdity in the content and of the people who present it is the quickest way to disarm and to undermine the credibility of Fox News. Bill O'Reilly is not Walter Cronkite or Edward R. Murrow. So why treat him as such? If you should happen to find yourself on the air and they ask you a question, don't expend the mental energy to try and answer it seriously. Make a joke! Tell the anchor she has pretty eyes and make a pass at her! They don't care anyway, because Fox is anything but news and is always a joke!
And the joke is on us for humoring them.
Fox News is a journalistic farce: a tabloid. They'd much rather be talking about Britney's lack of panties, or beating the drum for war like a bunch of drunken sailors! It is literally The National Enquirer's television persona.
Furthermore, constantly poking holes in the flim-flam man's logic presented on Fox News, or by the politicians, is only the first step in the battle. At most, it is a but a stopgap: a temporary means by which we can just barely maintain the balance. What we need is a sea change in the importance we place on education for our culture.
What is at stake if we do not begin to take education seriously will be that we are left with a populace that is just smart enough to react to problems based on instinct alone, but just stupid enough to not understand the long-term ramifications of their actions. An easy target for any attention-crazed dictator who comes along, figures this out, and uses it to his or her own advantage!
That's the real culture war! Ultimately, education is where we shall prevail.
I'll leave you with an excerpt from George Orwell's 1984 because this is what we're up against:
"Talking to her, he realized how easy it was to present an appearance of orthodoxy while having no grasp whatever of what orthodoxy meant. In a way, the world-view of the Party imposed itself most successfully on people incapable of understanding it. They could be made to accept the most flagrant violations of reality, because they never fully grasped the enormity of what was demanded of them, and were not sufficiently interested in public events to notice what was happening. By lack of understanding they remained the same. They simply swallowed everything, and what they swallowed did them no harm, because it left no residue behind, just as a grain of corn will pass undigested through the body of a bird."
Beautifully done Logan, nailed it.
cause he didn’t hit him with a loofah or a falafel.
Yea that's showing real class.
How about beating them on an intellectual level instead of throwing schoolyard insults?
While it's certainly true that if you're going to appear on FOX News you should condescendingly insult their "talent," that's a mighty big "if." Even bigger than O'Reilly's ego, which makes it the second biggest thing in the universe (Giuliani's ego can not be matched in size absent apocalyptic disaster of proportions that would prevent this discussion from ever happening).
This is sooooo Lame, Crooks and Liars is playing into Fox News hands with this one. Is this the Talking Points memo from the chiefs in the spin room. Keep it going and remember there is still two WARS going on in the middle east.
RonPaul08izzy @ 77:
Merely being in the same room as them is enough to beat them on an intellectual level. Besides, a flash of the razor tongue is far more easily noticed by the feces-flingers on FAUX news.
RonPaul08izzy @ 77:
That's rich, coming from a Paul bot.
I hope Obama and Billo have a wrestling match. Obama can wear blue and Bill can Wear red. And we can all just forget about our problems.
RonPaul08izzy @ 77:
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Malone: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?
RonPaul08izzy @ 77:
Oh Paulie, don't you understand its their level?
Another tightass coming right up.
RonPaul08izzy @ 77:
*sugh* I actually miss the days when concern trolls used to pretend to be "lifelong liberals."
Tim in Japan @ 72:
I think that's a great idea, but my cue cards would simply say:
The thing is, he probalby wont be invited back. You dont bring up that issue about O'Reilly on FoxNews and expect to be asked back again.
this b.s. is just as nutritious as following britney and paris. waste of time.
CoIntelPro @ 53:
That is because in this country need to grow a pair and stop letting conservatives frame the debate.
Jonesy @ 86:
Worth it. Totally worth it.
I'm sure Bill will be sending Fox Security any minute now...
I guess O'Reilly thought Obama was the waiter...
Justin @ 62:
Huh? Wha? Took Olbermann's advice? What do you mean exactly?
Where does Fox gets the airhead news readers it uses, Regency University? They are lucky their viewers are so sheeplike and non-critical - that bimbo would never make it on a real news channel. She couldn't even read the copy in front of her correctly after several tries. Sheesh.
Thank you Mr. Sekoff, this was great. A TKO! Just be careful and keep an eye out for "FAUX SECURITY" - they have your number now.
Newsmodel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
PrimalScream @ 33:
I'm with you. "Beating them at their own game" also involves "lowering yourself to their level". Not a big fan of that tactic. Something about sticks and stones comes to mind.
tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 57:
Indeed. Sekoff didn't suggest someone should die or call anyone an epithet. He pointed out embarrassing things from O'Reilly's past that I'm sure he'd rather pretend didn't happen. Only way this could have been better is if it was done to O'Reilly's face, and watch his head explode.
How is this loofah/iced tea business any different than the gratuitous Kerry flip-flop insults or the Dean scream mockery? A lot of you cheer on these insider insults that NONE of Fox's audience is going to understand, while at the same time bristle when the Fox News guys use the same insult tactics against your guys.
It's simply not productive, and makes everyone involved look like smarmy jerks. Yeah, he got his digs in, but that's all he did. He seemed like a bright guy; now he'll never be back on again. And for what? To make some online readers giggle? Awesome.
What are the chances that Sekoff will be invited to speak again of Faux News??? About the same odds as Billo ever being right about anything.
DG @ 98:
Very simple, ones are oranges the others are apples. But by all means, don't let us stop you from the concern trolling d'jour.
Indeed the character assassination carried out by the right wingers is obviously the same as a liberal simply re-stating the past actions of some conservative blow hard, in order to illustrate the sheer hypocrisy of these right wing talking heads. Uh-hum....
Tom @ 96: