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Chuck Norris Hearts Huckabee, But McCain has RAMBO!

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GOP presidential hopeful John McCain joined the Fox & Friends gang Thursday morning and they had a little surprise for him. Apparently, actor Sylvester Stallone is a big fan of the Senator and thinks he’s the right man for the job. McCain gets all fired up and does his best Rocky impression and Steve Doocy tells him to go pound a side of beef. Watch out, Governor Huckabee — your celebrity endorsement just got some competition. Oy…




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1
IdahoMoe Says:

Stallone is a dork.

2
IdahoMoe Says:

IdahoMoe @ 1:

Stallone is a dork.

McCain too! :-)

3
Liberal AND Proud Says:

They’re like 12 year olds.

What’s next? Who has the better baseball card collection?

4
weldon Says:

Juice Monkey Stallone Takes Time Out From Shooting Up To Endorse McCain

5
G O P ping Dreamland Says:

G.O.P.ping CARTOONTITIONS!

6
below_me Says:

i wonder who macgyver will endorse, what about mr. t? all of these “hot stars” should have a very significant impact on these candidates…. (i didnt say it’d be a good impact)

7
Sam Says:

I thought all the hollywood people were the “liberal elitists”

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Liberal AND Proud Says:

below_me @ 5:

i wonder who macgyver will endorse, what about mr. t? all of these “hot stars” should have a very significant impact on these candidates…. (i didnt say it’d be a good impact)

Damn! The GOP has the musclehead dimwit vote all sewn up.

9
Otay Says:

When Foxx’s version of “The View” helps McCain along with a Rambo endorsement, you really have to ask yourself:

Is there anyone with an IQ greater than his/her shoe-size who will vote for McCain?

10
Tim Ed Anshabby Says:

What would have more steroids in it? The side of beef, or Stallone?

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deang Says:

Has anyone else noticed that bodybuilders seem to be more attracted to right-wing parties like Republicans and Libertarians than to less martial groups? Is the attraction for the testosterone-laden the exaggerated male gender stereotypes or what? And isn’t Stallone the one who has been too scared to travel to other countries of late because of “terrorists”?

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G O P ping Dreamland Says:

LOL

Huckabee, the “Deputy Dawg” of Republicans!

“Deputy Dawg was a below average lawman, more concerned with napping than with catching bad guys. The lazy deputy was regularly reprimanded by his human boss, the Sheriff, while his friends Muskie the Muskrat, Ty Coon, and Vincent Van Gopher looked on in amusement.”

snark snark

http://www.toonopedia.com/dawg.htm

http://64.233.167.104/custom?q.....&gl=us

13
andy Says:

I guess since stallone gets his inspiration from wars and violence then McCainiac would be his logical choice.

Imagine this

McCianiac/Lieberman

can you say BOMB IRAN ?

14
clumberfeet Says:

Decision 2008;
Martial arts whoop ass or,
Exploding arrows whoop ass.

15
Pete Says:

My lack of respect for Stallone has reached a new low.

On the laughable side - after endless years of listening to the Repuglickants whine about Hollywood getting involved in politics (I know, check your memory and mental acuity at the door while Reagan, Thompson, Bono, Schwarzeneggar, etc. waltz on through) we now get the grand opportunity to revel in Chuck vs. Sly - may the best airheaded steroid-popper win!

16
unfrozencaveman Says:

These endorsements are going to be huge for all those frequent passengers on long bus rides in third world countries.

We haven’t heard from Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Dame yet, two additional endorsements I’m eagarly awaiting.

17
fiver Says:

First the New York Times endorsement, now Rambo.

How will Hillary keep up?

18
JerryO Says:

Oh PLEASE…As if our country couldn’t be even more ridiculous. Let’s make the Presidential Election a bigger joke than it probably already is.

At least you can understand Chuck Norris when he talks.

19
goatsage Says:

Yeah, but Obama’s got Oprah. These other posers wilt when faced with Oprah.

20
IrresistibleB1tch Says:

“my aging b-list star can beat up your aging b-list star!”

21
dadams Says:

phony lame-brained repugs with phony muscle men.

22
KayInMaine Says:

Weak men need strong men. The End.

23
KayInMaine Says:

According to Stallone/Rambo, “War is natural and peace is accidental”. Spit.

24
jay Says:

If there is a god, we will see an tagteam cagematch at the republican convention between huckabee/norris and mcain/stallone

25
CD Says:

Interesting it seems that sly has given about the same amount to Democrats and Republicans over the years.

http://www.newsmeat.com/celebr.....allone.php

26
gmsingh Says:

McCain has Rambo? The picture looks like McCain has hemorrhoids.

27
fwacbar Says:

Nice pic of McCant. Looks like his lower plate is loose…..

28
pickles Says:

wow … rambo is made up like a clowney. love those rosey cheeks. welcome to the freakshow.

29
Tim Ed Anshabby Says:

Hey, y’think Stollone ever regrets doing that scene in one of the Rambo sequels where he get indoctrinated as a bother-in-arms of the Mujaahideen by the elder tribesman who regales him with stories of being a Muslim holy warrior? Probably not, since you can’t pump irony.

30
Robert Crush Says:

Personally before I make a commitment I’m waiting to see who the following endorse:

1 Arnold Schwarzenegger - neutral
2 Sylvester Sallone - John McCain
3 Jean-Claude Van Damme - Can the french vote?
4 Bruce Willis - Giant egos support…?
5 Steven Seagal - Who’s the wife beater supporting
6 Jet Li - Not sure of citizenship
7 Chuck Norris - Huckleberry
8 Bruce Lee - Dead (wife is still alive though)
9 Jackie Chan - funny but again not sure of citizenship?
10 Bo Derek - not an action star but pretty.
10 Dolph Lundgren

31
Realitysucks Says:

He’s gotta sell that movie. The interview was on Fox and even if he does believe in McCain it was a pathetic pander to the audience. I’ll go see his movie though. Yes, I like Rambo. :P

32
IgnoranceIsNotBliss Says:

Oh, for crying out loud. Who’s next?

33
phantom Says:

That still frame above of McCain doing a Rambo impression is HILARIOUS!

He looks constipated. LOL

34
fiver Says:

Tim Ed Anshabby @ 28:

Hey, y’think Stollone ever regrets doing that scene in one of the Rambo sequels where he get indoctrinated as a bother-in-arms of the Mujaahideen by the elder tribesman who regales him with stories of being a Muslim holy warrior? Probably not, since you can’t pump irony.

Really. Wasn’t Rambo in Al Qaeda?

35
joe cantwell Says:

IdahoMoe @ 1:

Stallone is a dork.

yes.

but a helluva an actor!

“ah, you stink!”

(my favorite line from “rocky”)

36
goatsage Says:

Watching a Stallone movie is kinda like being locked up in a prison camp so this endorsement makes sense in a twisted, illogical way.

37
Uncle Jack Says:

IgnoranceIsNotBliss @ 31:

Oh, for crying out loud. Who’s next?

PeeWee Herman is going to endorse Giuliani

38
joe cantwell Says:

phantom @ 32:

That still frame above of McCain doing a Rambo impression is HILARIOUS!

He looks constipated. LOL

no, he looks like he had a successful bowel movement.

39
goatsage Says:

Uncle Jack @ 36:

IgnoranceIsNotBliss @ 31:

Oh, for crying out loud. Who’s next?

PeeWee Herman is going to endorse Giuliani

Couldn’t hurt at this point.

40
P.D. Says:

Oh Yeah! Put a couple of macho has-beens in the spotlight and droves of people will vote for you! Do they honestly think the masses are that stupid? But, then again, they may be right.

41
Ryan Says:

Yeah but who has got Steven Seagal!!!

42
Frank Says:

Look at the GOP go all Hollyweird!!! LOL

43
JudyLou Says:

deang @ 10:

Has anyone else noticed that bodybuilders seem to be more attracted to right-wing parties like Republicans . . .

It’s the muscles *inside* their heads

44
unfrozencaveman Says:

jay @ 23:

If there is a god, we will see an tagteam cagematch at the republican convention between huckabee/norris and mcain/stallone

That’s a tough call. I think huckabee with a wrestling mask on would play quite dirty. Maybe it could be like the old 80’s WWF when everyone gets in the ring for the battle royale. I if guiliani and romney want to have any chance, they better hurry up and pick up a b-movie action hero side-kick.

45
dave Says:

lets see:
A) Chuck Norris - has tears that could cure cancer…yet has never cried, is an avid infomercial-er, and is considered a joke as an actor.
B) Sly Stallone - looks like an avid steroid user, hasn’t had a good idea (were they that good?) in twenty years, i.e., a new Rocky film and a new Rambo film about to come out, and he’s a bit narcissistic: “Once in one’s life, for one mortal moment, one must make a grab for immortality; if not, one has not lived.” Oh yeah, also considered somewhat of a joke as an actor.

Umm, so how is having endorsements from either of these people going to help? I guess the blue collar comedy crowd will eat it up but only because it’s on tv and not in a scary book.

46
The Provokateur Says:

McCain is brilliant except for the time he bombed his own ship.

47
goatsage Says:

I hear Ron Paul is getting an endorsement from Nacho Libre.

48
Bonkers Says:

NEVER ceases to amaze me how the cons(ervatives) will bitch and moan about “Hollywood Values” and all that bullshit, like somehow actors are not citizens with a right to their own opinions, but are the first ones to trot out supporters like Chuck Norris or Sly. Even more hypocritically, their favorite son, Ronald Reagan, was a bloody actor! Then there’s Sonny Bono, The Governator….seems that Hollywood Values are just fine so long as they are in favor of some republican creep.

Same old double standard from the GOP.

49
Thing Fish Says:

Huckabee also has Stephen Baldwin.

If he could also get Pauly Shore he’d have a lock on the votes of 2 people who liked Bio-Dome.

50
WashStateBlue Says:

I think Sly should get McCain on some HGH and Steriods?

St. John guy is looking a little wimpy standing next to Romney….

51
ysbaddaden Says:

Am I the only one who thinks Rambo’s beginning to look like Keith Richards?

52
Bonkers Says:

deang @ 10:

Has anyone else noticed that bodybuilders seem to be more attracted to right-wing parties like Republicans and Libertarians than to less martial groups? Is the attraction for the testosterone-laden the exaggerated male gender stereotypes or what? And isn’t Stallone the one who has been too scared to travel to other countries of late because of “terrorists”?

We should ask Sen Craig what he thinks.
;P

I mean, I just don’t know what to say. I thought the right didn’t like these Hollywood types. It looks so pathetic to see two supposedly grown men boasting about which tough guy they have in their camp. That shows you how fu*king lame they are. People who become president are supposed to be intelligent respectable people, not people who play with actors like they were living action figures or something.

McCain seems to me he’s about ready for some serious meds and maybe a nurse too.

54
Anonymoo Says:

Screw all this action-figure endorsements - that’s for six-year-olds (who can’t vote anyway.) Someone needs an endorsement from Ron Jeremy.

Whaaat?

We can’t bring sex into this?

55
ysbaddaden Says:

Pee Wee Herman is my favorite actor.

56
Justin Case Says:

Cant believe people on this board even talk about this brainless garbage.

I think America is fucking doomed.

57
Concerned American Says:

Four has-beens.

58
ysbaddaden Says:

Who’ll John Waters endorse?

Is R J Crumb still alive?

59
Max-1 Says:

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McCampaign fights for Hollywood appeal.

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