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Chris Matthews is really, really starting to creep me out. He reminds me of an older relative of mine who has no filters on anything he says and so consequently says some very inappropriate things without realizing it. We’ve heard before that John McCain is very popular with the press corps simply because he’s always been very accessible to them, but this is simply taking things a little too far:
There he is! Senator McCain! You know you’re in my heart. I have to tell you, the President gave your speech tonight. He talked about we got to cut the number of earmarks in half or I’m going to veto the bill, he talked about..about the war against terrorism, he talked about reform. It was…he didn’t talk about much about the global economic challenge right now. In fact, he said basically we’ll get through this like you do. It was your speech, Senator.
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Embarrassing and you know he feels the same way about Guiliani, Bush, etc.
What a freakin’ right-wing tool he is. Why did Stephanie Miller even bother apologizing to Tweety? And self-closeted? *snort*
Matthews is pathetic.
Good lord. How many times, in how many ways, can the man embarrass himself?
He’s not even faithful in his man-crushes! Bush, Thompson, McCain, whoever’s on to trash Hillary…
And youll be in my heart
Yes, youll be in my heart
From this day on
Now and forever more
Youll be in my heart
No matter what they say
Youll be here in my heart
Always
Will somebody,please, just lock Tweety up and save us from this misery.
If you read the rest, it sounds like Matthews is saying that McCain = Bush.
That does NOT sound like a compliment.
Why does this remind me of that one Rod Stewart song?
Oh, for crying out loud! Anyone have a barf bag handy? Sheeshe, and this man calls himself some kind of journalist?
It’s time for Matthews to perform live televised ball licking. Just get on with it.
Chris, you are such a fluffer.
It isn’t your heart that you really want to give these manly men.
He sure does like him some man-flesh.
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You’re in my heart, you’re in my soul
You’ll be my breath should I grow old
You are my lover, you’re my best friend
You’re in my soul
You’re an essay in glamour, please pardon the grammar, but you’re every schoolboy’s dream
You’re Celtic, United, but baby I’ve decided you’re the best team I’ve ever seen
And there have been many affairs, many times I felt to leave
But I bite my lip and turn around, ’cause you’re the warmest thing I ever found
(muyst be a rod stewart fan)
“He reminds me of an older relative of mine who has no filters on anything he says and so consequently says some very inappropriate things without realizing it”
I had no idea that Nicole and I were related…
Matthew’s “you’re in my heart” is no more offensive than his idiotic comments about Condeleeza Rice as a VP Candidate!
Let’s face it… just about everything that comes out of Tweety’s mouth is aural garbage.
Nicole:
myiq2xu @ 8:
Great minds think alike.
Tweety: Senator, you know you’re in my heart?
McCain: Well, thank-you. I just put on a fresh load of Aqua Velva this morning.
Tweety: Do you like gladiator movies?
This punk will end up on Fox, just wait. He’s a natural for that crowd.
Mathews is so far in bed with every politician that his show can no longer be called “Hardball”. It should be called “LickBalls”
Left&Left @ 19:
Wow… How about O’Reilly, Hannity and Tweety all on together “discussing” politics?
Yikes.
“It was…he didn’t talk about much about the global economic challenge right now. In fact, he said basically we’ll get through this like you do. It was your speech, Senator.”
Yep, it was just like McCain. Bush, like McCain know nothing about economics besides saying to the public “don’t worry, we’ll get through this.” That statement will not get a vote of confidence from me thats for sure.
“You’re in my heart”, daddy figure?
Obviously, it’s not his ball that is hard.
Twit.
Matthews reminds me of someone from a christopher guest film.
Yellow Elephant Safari @ 18:
Its the smell of Ben Gay. Nothing turns guys like Matthews on like the smell of Ben Gay and the squishy sound of depends.
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You see, only earmarks during a Democratic Congress majority is Evil.
A republican President’s veto power should only be wielded at a Democratic majority in Congress.
And Up or Down votes are only for a Republican controlled Congress. Only a republican minority should be allowed a filabuster.
Republican children with adult powers that American’s too casually give them with no accountability.
Some Dems are in that as well………………..you listening Joe Leiberman?
Ben @ 8:
Uhm because it is the first line of the song?
Remember Tweety’s response to Elizabeth Edwards when she came on to ask why he doesn’t want to cover her husband’s campaign?
“You have a very pretty face.”
This was not just an innocent compliment, this was a total dismissal of her argument, as if to say, “yes, you have opinions, and I think that’s adorable.”
Weaseldog @ 28:
Or the chorus :)
The Mathews / McCain Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX6tUKdKNkM
Matthews must have struck out with CNBC’s Erin Burnett so now he is going for the old foggies like John McCain.
Matthews and his man-crushes — he slobbers all over them.
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I honestly think he has brain damage from living and breathing nothing but politics for ~30 years of his life. When you absorb yourself in that world so completely for so long, your sense of social graces and good judgment are inevitably damaged.
The day when McCain drops out of the race cannot come soon enough.
The prospect of hearing about (I don’t watch this crap, myself) Chris Matthews’ and his ilk ass-licking like this for another twenty years depresses the hell out of me.
And it’s only going to get worse.
I bet the whole damn room smelled of Depends last night. Bush basically said “Trust me” — and during these speeches is the only time Congress gets calloused hands — from applauding interminably.
I feel sorry for Tweety’s wife, how does she stand it?
CalGeorge @ 34:
Agreed. It used to be that being called a kiss ass or a brown noser was a bad thing. With todays media, its a badge of honor and Matthew’s lets the whole world know exactly where his lips and nose are.
Even Keith Olbermann has got to be ready to include Matthews in his “Worst Persons in the World” segment.
andy @ 24:
You know, i thought Nicole’s comment hit it on the head, but BAM!
Exactly. It’s like he’s on Reno 911!, trying to think of stupid shit to say.
kablooie @ 35:
She probably relies on friends a lot - Senator Craig’s wife, BOR’s wife, etc.
“Starting”?
Yellow Elephant Safari @ 18:
Classic!
Jesus Christ, Matthews. Just fellate him and get it over with.
Nice to see the comedy writers posting to this thread. Thanks for the laughs! Seriously.
CalGeorge @ 34:
I think there is a very good chance that McCain will be appointed as our next president.
He loves war and he’s going senile. He’s a perfect replacement for Bush.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRpzKXEmuWE
Tweety’s new themesong:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRpzKXEmuWE
The irony is any complaints registered to MSNBC are seen as just more reasons to keep him on the air.
What a backward-ass country we live in!
“He reminds me of an older relative of mine who has no filters on anything he says and so consequently says some very inappropriate things without realizing it”
Are you suggesting mccan’t has dementia or tourette syndrome?
What does it tell you about both these nuts when Straight Talk grins ear to ear gladly accepting the fact that “this was his
speech !” given by the worst president in the history of america.
goatsage @ 47:
Crap gets sucked up your sphincter?
McCain is one of the worst flip-floppers on record.Its embarrassing.
http://therealmccain.com/
Matthews goes for men wearing aqua velvet. Remember he said so. He must be a bottom
The capture of that screen image is frightening. As a white man who is 50, I can say from my heart that old white men should not be allowed on TV commenting about anything other than
Viagra. They look pervy and semi retarded.
I refuse to watch Mathews period! He loves hearing his own voice and speaks for the confused neo-cons. Hopefully one of these days MSNBC will drop that fool and install a true Independant that makes both Liberals and Conservatives squirm in their seats. See ya, you screaming idiot!!
Republicans create myths. Brain damaged, Altzheimer Reagan is now a myth; and the name of god knows how many airports. McCain a bomber who was captured, was turned into some sort of a myth as well. They will no doubt turn bush into a myth. There will be something called the bush Center for international studies…..Can you see it? A marble statue of this dumbass will look like a statesman.
Matthews and McCain sitting in a cage, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Chris Matthews…wants to try out McCain’s wide stance….
Sorry, its gone beyond man crushes….Matthews & Spitball are de-facto Fox Noise rip-offs…
Having Michael Moore on every once in a blue moon does not make you a ‘moderate’ or whatever the (insert word here) Matthews claims he is….
If Spitball viewers & Matthews apologists think he’s in the middle…than base jumping off the Sears Tower without a parachute is going to be the next big thing with the younger generation…