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Logan Murphy on Thursday, February 7th, 2008 at 9:39 AM - PST
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CNN is now reporting that 3 GOP sources tell them that Republican Mitt Romney will suspend his presidential campaign. Romney underperformed on Super Tuesday and it now appears he has no chance of beating Senator John McCain for the GOP nod. Goodbye, Mittens….
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I’ll miss you, Ken Doll.
Not…
…we hardly knew you.
One less millionaire……..Next!!!!!!!!!
Pretty pathetic when there’s no chance of beating John McCain… totally and utterly pathetic!
he will be back in 4 years….
Magic Undwear: Not So Magic, After All
Bye-bye, Flip Flopper. We hardly knew you — or your sorry attempts to buy the Presidency!!
http://osi-speaks.blogspot.com.....html#links
“You dislike me…. You REALLY dislike me!”
apparently Mitt thinks a prolonged battle for the nomination would aide terrorists in a time of war, … I shit younot, thats hwat he is saying.
I guess in the end it turns out that Mitt puts his magic underpants on one leg at a time just like everyone else.
Where will his next political gig be and under what alias will he be working–liberal, conservative or conservaliberal?
I feel like Admiral Ackbar in Episode 6 when the Rebellion took down that supermassive Star Destroyer in the final battle.
This is a good day for the United States of America.
“Yes, we can.”
Americans have a pretty good track record of rejecting millionaires who think that they can buy their way into the presidency.
NO MITT NO!!!!!!!
Mitt was Robo-Candidate.
Crackpot! That will teach you to strap a dog on top of the car. Arsehole.
Love the line in his concession speech that his staying in the race would increase a Clinton or Obama win, thus surrendering to terrorists…
Couldn’t bow down graciously, could ya, Mitt? Just had to get that one last shot in before you walked away with your tail between your legs.
Good riddance, you smug asshole!!!!
Paul In SF @ 11:
Really? Since when?
Paul In SF @ 11:
Hillary just wrote herself a check for $5 Mil. Sayin’ is all.
DAMN!!! I wish Him, Rudy and the other nuts would stay in. The more competition, the more these nutjobs exposed their nuttiness, trying to out ‘Regan’ each other.
I mean, didn’t you look forward to Rudy’s next tortured use of 9/11 in a completely unrelated context?
Didn’t you love watching Mitt beg for religious tolerance by professing how religious he was?
C-Span2 is carrying it live.
bling bling y’all!
tee..hee… hate media goes apoplectic…..
Gonna be funny to see Huck, Rob and McCain debates.
QUITTER!
You could have had so many more delegates if you just paid them the million-dollars-apiece that you spent for them in your meaningless campaign. Not very economical. Some businessman you are.
Too damn bad. Plus now everyone knows just what kind of a loser you are.
Mittens just said, inter alia, that “size does matter.” It’s one weird speech.
Na na na na, na na na na,
Hey Hey Hey
GOOD-BYE!
Na na na na, na na na na,
Hey Hey Hey
GOOD-BYE!
GOOD RIDDANCE!
I have never been more serious in my life, either! Democracy in this country itself dodged a bullet today!
RB-Chicago @ 21:
Now who’s Glenn Beck Limpaws going to support? !
Guess now his 5 sons can sign up to serve in Iraq since they’ll no longer be serving our country by campaigning for their dad!
@ Vermifax #10 - “IT’S A TRAP!!!”
who let the dork out?
But, my brother-in-law the Republican said Mitt was the obvious best candidate. How can this be?
Sweet. one down. Now McCain next. Then Huckabee.
LOL He’s talking about ‘merka being the best ‘weapon’ for peace and how poor ol’ ‘merkan culture is being ‘attacked’.
Sing the reslug theme song loud and proud mittens “War war war war war war war… doo daaaaa dooo daaaaa, war war war war war war war, profits all day lonnnnnng”
[sung to the tune of camptown races]
Um… “Opportunities in our dna?” is he fucking kidding? Hey mittens your elitist underwear is showing.
Lets seal the deal: James Dobson should declare his candidacy immediately. He should run as the Evangelical candidate and the perfect person to split the Repug vote.
In fact all right-wing fundies should write-in Dobson as their man this November whether he’s on the ballot or not.
Anyone care to start this movement?
Go Huckabee!
McCain could beat the dem Huckabee doesn’t stand a chance. The repubs I have talked with can’t vote for either McVain or Mitt or Huck. So they are staying home! and the poll numbers show that as well, with dem voters in the 100’s of thousands and erpubs in the 10’s of thousands. With those numbers we really should win the WH.
America, brace yourself! Without Romney’s campaign spending, a serious and deep recession is on the horizon.
elvis @ 28:
Mitt will conveniently now say that the Iraq War is just not worth it and we should have never gone in.
It’s a 2-pig race!
Rusty Shackleford @ 31:
Tell your sister to get a divorce.
I bet huck celebrates tonight by frying extra squirrels in his popcorn popper.
Mark @ 32:
Agreed. I consider myself an economic Conservative and I can say flat out that no matter who wins out of McCain and Huckabee I will be voting for someone else. At least the Democratic candidates have some idea about how the economy works. McCain stated he knows nothing about it and Huckabee sounds like he is running to be a grand inquisitor for the Spanish Inquisition.
All he can talk about is how the libruls are giving away money to the undeserving masses and how the reslugs have to “end entitlement” LOL!!!
Hilarious! Coming from him it’s fucking high comedy!
i smell the work of Larry Flynt all over this
Travis @ 6:
Yes, let’s focus on what’s sacred in his religion rather than his political beliefs.
Pershaps, had he been a Jew, you could have said “Guess that yamika didn’t get you aHEAD! HA HA HA”
Fucking moron.
pissed off patricia @ 40:
Ouch! I can just picture those furry little critters hopping and popping!
Thanks for a good laugh.
Buh-bye.
mrplow @ 44:
The only difference between Mormonism and Scientology is a handful of decades. Seriously, read up on Joseph Smith and get back to me with your accusations of bigotry. Mormonism is nothing but a cult run by hucksters.
“WTF !!??!?!”
-CPAC-
mrplow @ 44:
don’t get yer magic underwear in a bunch, it was funny. Besides, Mittens had no political beliefs.
pissed off patricia @ 40:
More than likely Huck will celebrate by having some suspected witches his minions caught burned at the stake.
Travis @ 47:
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb… Dumb Dumb… Dumb Dumb !
Travis @ 47:
It’s all crap. Doesn’t matter what era the hucksters come from.
*sings* na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey, hey-ay, good-bye.
Sorry about draining your bank account for nothing, hahaha!
Joe O. @ 50:
With a dog sacrifice by his son for the climax.
Travis @ 47:
What? You don’t believe in “seeing stones”?
Undercover Brother @ 43:
oh man, that would be brilliant!
the best part is the Guy Smiley is $20 million lighter in the wallet.
maybe now his boys can stop serving america by rolling around in the motorhome and join the military.