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Thursday afternoon, as Mitt Romney was dropping out of the race kicking and screaming and Senator John McCain was trying to make nice with the GOP base at the CPAC convention, candidate Mike Huckabee was nowhere to be found — that is until cameras caught up with him outside the studios of…The Tyra Banks Show?
That’s right, rather than speak to the rabid base of his party in the heat of a presidential race, the Huckster appeared on a show that recently showed a whole row of women, including Banks herself, who all took off their pants on camera. Sinners! There might be some logic to this move, though. Huckabee appeared on The Tonight Show the night before the Iowa caucus — perhaps he thinks history will repeat itself? Huckabee vowed to stay in the race even though there is no way he can beat John McCain (D-AZ) even if he runs the table in all remaining primaries. Don’t worry Huckabee fans, it appears God’s candidate will be speaking at CPAC Saturday morning.
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Dobson’s endorsing him.
haha
i gotta admit i really like huckabee - he’s the rock star of the republican party
like obama is the rock star of ours
Soon huck will be a TV preacher and get lots of money from ‘god’.
Perhaps Mike Huckabee went to see the Light or at least the crack of Dawn.
Sigh, only like approximate 270 days of this BS. I’m going to be an ostrich!
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xoites defends Constitution @ 6:
Sorry…
Wrong thread.
Hes another right wing freaking trying to appear tolerant and human just to gain power.
If he gains power he will screw us all very deeply just like the current republican criminal liar in the White House!
kaT @ 1:
Even more reason to keep him OUT of the White House!!
lol, you can’t write this stuff
xoites defends Constitution @ 4:
You know I lol at that one, xoites. Thanks!
Huckabee reads from the Book of Haggard every night.
It was a model’s convention.
Theofascist Role Model Visits Narcissist Role Model.
Which one’s the airhead bimbo?
Trick question - both.
Rapture seller meets self enraptured.
He’s working his way down the talkie ladder. Last stop, Dr. Phillashit.
Bulimia Summit
Don’t worry Huckabee fans, it appears God’s candidate will be speaking at CPAC Saturday morning.
Who’s gonna listen to him? All the CPAC’ers will be passed out drunk, lying face down in their own puke and piss on Saturday morning.
He correctly calculated that her audience would be stupid enough to vote for him if they knew what voting was.
Hey, maybe this was the Colbert Report!
Bullshit Flag!! Huck doesn’t have a chance in hell at this point. That being said, he’s a complete dick for saying that this race is down to two. Because there’s another candidate who doesn’t have a chance in Hell and that’s Ron Paul. Who would vote for this jacked up party when they treat their own like this. John McCain is the psychopath that needs to be beat, unfortunately it will be by another psychopath named Hillary. She WILL be the contender. It’s already predetermined.
The fact that Mike Huckabee did not also take off his pants on The Tyra Banks Show may well be proof that God does, indeed, exist, and is merciful indeed.
Don’t F#@k with the Huck .
I’m so glad Huck is still in the running toward becoming America’s Next Top Candidate.
As long as my psycho beats your psycho, cause then my team wins, and that’s all that matters. And when she beats him, she WON’T be the contender, but she WILL be the winner. That will be the postdetermination. You are correct about one thing though, he is a loser, already.
I would however have to strongly disagree about RoPaul. He’s a lock for Hell. Right behind the Phukster, as usual. Right behind, reeeeal close…
Let’s try this again.
Tim @ 21:
As long as my psycho beats your psycho, cause then my team wins, and that’s all that matters. And when she beats him, she WON’T be the contender, but she WILL be the winner. That will be the postdetermination. You are correct about one thing though, he is a loser, already.
I would however have to strongly disagree about RoPaul. He’s a lock for Hell. Right behind the Phukster, as usual. Right behind, reeeeal close…
WTF? Tyra Banks? Why is everybody going on the Tyra Banks Show?
J² @ 27:
Gullible demographic that’ll vote for the last one they see ’cause that’ll be the only one they remember.
Maybe this site and others like it should go easy on Huckabee. He’s a good guy and it is in the Democrats best interest to at least have him stick around and hand John McCain a few embarrassing defeats. Huckabee can definitely win Virginia and Texas, as well as a few other states. Give him a break for a bit and try to help that along.
Haha! These are some historic times.
Did Tyra and Huckers talk about vaginas?
David @ 29:
Why, so he can lock in the V.P. and bring in the evangisuckers in November? You may have given yourself away with “He’s a good guy”.
Oh, who cares about Huckabee? He’s not going to get the nomination, no way in Hell. Even if he ends up getting all the support that til recently went to Romney, he still won’t get it.
It’s over, stop trying, accept the fact that most of us still see the Constitution as something not to be taken lightly.
I have a real hard time calling him a “good guy” and his politics are 180 from mine. But he does have the best sense of humor of any candidate in the last… well, really long time. His appearances on Colbert (including tonights air hockey match) have been inspired.
He came from nowhere, had no real money to spend at any time and ends up in second place. Who can blame him for wanting to hang around in that lime light. Its not like he is the famous Gulliani who got the crap beaten out of him or like Romney who blew a huge wad of his own cash on the race. He is now a well known figure on the national political scene. Compare that to one year ago…
There are lots of political spoils that will accrue to him for doing so well. Besides, he seems to be having fun.
hmmm… thinking about it… the last presidential candidate to have a sense of humor better than Huckabees might be Ronald Reagan… yikes.
Get Rush, Coulter or Rove on the Phone pronto…!
Somebody needs to tell Chuck Norris to tell Mike Huckabee that Romney drop out of his campaign because to oppose McCain = a Democratic candiate to win = Surrendering to terrorists.
Romney said so in his drop out speech…………….
Lets get that GOP quick response team out there now… Move it..!!!!!
Proud2bHumble @ 26:
That’s what it’s come down to, voting for the lesser of two psychopaths.
winterbear @ 34:
Like with everything else, Raygun found a reeeeeal low bar, then crawled over it and declared victory.
Tim @ 36:
We’re all just Children of a Lesser Psycho. That’s what happens when you’re ass ended from apes. Maybe Charlton Heston can save us when he wins in November. Oh, wait I was thinking of McCaint - I get them confused sometimes. They do too, it seems.
appearing on TV is his best way to avoid spending money on adds, the talk shows do a better job than adds according to Huck.
His Jay Leno spot is probably his biggest exposure on network TV that probably got him Iowa.
Mike pHucklebery, the (crazy gullible) People’s Choice!
Every party needs a clown, Fuckabee.
Nobody For President @ 41:
Nice
When will this air? Huck on Tyra when?
The media was so down on mike today when Romney dropping out is the best thing that could happen for him.
McCain will be toast by the next primary. Everyone vote for Huck! He is the only governor left in the race.
freespeak @ 43:
Don’t know.
Never, she’s in love with a woman named Tyra.
No surprise, the media’s been goin’ down on the entire Rethuglicon party forehhhver.
Why, do you think Huckster will pick up the Moron(sic) vote the way Romney would pick up the evangitards if their situations were reversed?
Not likely.
Well, at least you are correct about one thing.
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Huckabee a good guy? Anybody that fights to keep the West Memphis 3 in and get Wayne Dumond out can’t be too nice.
Sean-B @ 46:
To add to that, Huckster thinks he’s the choosen one from God and thinks that gays and women are 2nd class citizens. I’m afraid he will be McCain’s VP choice since the Jesus freaks hate McCain and McCain is not willing to suck up to them–yet. Frightening thought, indeed! A Jesus freak who wants to turn back the hands of time when good little women stayed home & had babies and there was no such thing as homosexuals and an addled hot-head with an itchy trigger finger to start even more wars. Help us all!!
The one nice thing I can say about Huckabee is Arkansas did stay in the black financially.
All those women who dropped their britches, maybe they’re into spankings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtcSYPjJbgg
Yeah, he’ll stay in the race because he’s a CHRISTIAN and when he says he’ll “really, really, really” do something he means it…not like all the other “QUITTERS” who have already picked up their money bags and gone home! And you wonder why we get stuck with disgustingly dishonest politicians running our government…WAKE UP…
We dismiss Radical Fundamentalist Cleric Mike Huckabee at our peril. The man is deadly in earnest and right now everything is going according to plan.
Radical Fundamentalist Cleric Mike Huckabee first rose to prominence as Lieutenant Governor of Arkansas. Upon Jim Guy Tucker’s removal as Governor, Huckabee ascended to that office and held it for ten years. He’s working the same model now.
Hucksterbee knows that he can deliver what McCain can’t: the mouth-breathing, knuckle-walking, single-issue voting evangelical hate vote. He can offset the African American vote that Obama would get in the Deep South or Hillary’s anticipated female vote with the hateful, bigoted evangelical fundie vote, creating a net gain for his ticket. With Romney’s endorsement, he could add to his support base in states outside the South.
Radical Fundamentalist Cleric Mike Huckabee is running (HARD!) for the V-P nod. If he gets it, it will look to him just like his “miraculous” ascension to the Chief Executive’s office in Arkansas. It will mean the “Gawd” is on his side and that McCain is a marked man measuring every breath.
We might chortle now, but we’ll be weeping later when this sick, sociopathic bastard becomes President.
The Obama and Clinton hardcores simply MUST begin making efforts toward unity, unless they’d rather have President Huckabee than President Obama or President Clinton.
The stakes have NEVER been higher. Hucksterbee could put “Paid” once and for all to the last of our liberties. And he’d do it with a smile on his face and prayer in his heart and a hymn on his lips.
You make it sound like skipping a meeting of white, rich men to go hang out with Victoria’s Secret models is a bad thing!