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John Amato on Sunday, February 17th, 2008 at 3:00 PM - PST
I usually don’t write much about this moron because after I watched him once I wondered how he had a job in radio let alone got a gig on CNN. I know talkies have a lot of time on their hands to kill, but what the heck is he talking about? Has he looked in the mirror lately?
“If you’re a guy, you can get past it. I don’t think you can as an ugly woman.”
“You’ve got a double cross, because if you’re an ugly woman, you’re probably a progressive as well.”
He later added:
“If you believed in God, you’d know that there’s going to be another chance for you. You don’t have to be ugly in heaven. You’re going to be your perfect self, and there will be another perfect somebody waiting for you on the other side.”
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They pay this cretin to spout this shit?
The Beast is rearing it’s head everywhere these days.
What a jackass!!!
Barbra bush is progressive ????? i dont think so!!!!!!!!!!!!
Consider the source. Ugly is an ugly word and Beck’s comments like his heart are ugly.
Sociopath
A hundred monkeys typing for a hundred years could never hope to reach the level of idiocy that the drooling moron Beck delivers every show.
Please. Somebody get this guy off the air.
L.A. Confidential @ 2:
Indeed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtW7TBrPRF0
BUTshe sure is uggggggllllllllyyyyyy
Jeebus H. Christ, what is this fucking moron doing polluting the public airwaves?
I watched the republican national convention in 04, and i tell you there were alot of progressive,s there!!!
Wow well that is good to know because I was worried Barbara Bush and Laura Bush were conservatives! Phew! Man it’s nice to know they are progressives keeping their maniacal husbands in check.
Chances are he asked a woman out on a date and was refused. This is his backlash. Good luck getting a woman that will truly love you after this Glenn. Jackass.
By the way, don’t you love how sophisticated he attempts to present himself.
“If you believed in God, you’d know that there’s going to be another chance for you. You don’t have to be ugly in heaven. You’re going to be your perfect self, and there will be another perfect somebody waiting for you on the other side.”
Glen: so kill yourself, already. Go find your ‘perfect somebody’. Please.
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GLEN BECK = FLY SPECK We must remember he just had a hemrrhoidectomy so he is now a
PERFECT ASSHOLE ! If he would turn around you could probably see the scar on his neck ….
I watched the republican national convention in 04, and i tell you there were alot of possessive,s there!!!
Fixed yer typo.
Ozguy @ 1:
His contracts total $50 Million
Glenn will certainly find it difficult to believe, but there are some women (myself included) that are perfectly fine with the fact that they don’t look like Victoria’s Secret models.
Remember everyone, this guy did voluntarily become a mormon…
a.s.s.h.a.t.
it’s all ratings to him. He never really ’says anything’, you know? His mouth moves and stupid shite falls out.
What’s the problem here? Let Beck be who he is. I knew guys in junior high who acted and talked like he does now, as an adult. He is to be pitied. Really. As are those who worship at the alter of his show. There will always be adults, in a society like ours that has no way to weed out people who are this stupid, who find a way to be gainfully employed. There will always be jobs for people like Beck. And be thankful for that, because I would hate to have to pay for the upkeep of him and people like him. Beck wasn’t hired because he’s intelligent, or because he has good communication skills, or because he has anything meaningful to contribute to political discourse. Beck was hired to appeal to adolescent people just like him, who will watch his shows and buy the products advertised during his show. BTW, since I don’t watch TV, I’m curious as to what is being advertised during his show?
Glenn Beck sounds just like a political Islamist suicide bomber hoping for his promised 80 virgins. How is this concept of the perfect mate waiting on the “other side” any different?
Apparently this dimwit has never seem Marilyn Quail, Bay Buchanan, or Maureen Reagan.
I might also add that crazy “dark sided” lady from Wife Swap.
Linda @ 21:
Pickup trucks and beer is probably about it.
Beck is Pat Roebertson on crack.
I like the bit about going to heaven and you’ll be beautiful. He sounds like a radical Islamist preacher recruiting suicide bombers: loser men, you’ll get 17 virgins; and loser women, you’ll be beautiful. Well, if there is a heaven, I know where hell is: a Glenn Beck studio.
Hey, maybe Glen’s on to something here. Just think of these hottie non-progressive babes:
Karen Hughes
Jean Schmidt
Ann Coulter
Phyllis Schlafly
What’s-her-name lesbo Cheney
Mrs. Heifer Huckabee
Harriet Myers
Just gets me all hot and bothered typing their names. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrroowwff!!
BTW, since I don’t watch TV, I’m curious as to what is being advertised during his show?
My guess would be dick pills and rogaine.
Easy kids, don’t lower yourselves to his level. Don’t insult anyone based on their looks.
Keep in mind that the high and mighty Glenn Beck for all his talk about his “faith” is going to go STRAIGHT TO HELL. God does not like assholes.
Take the high road people.
I know a lot of reichwingers (including a few hardcore bible thumpers) and NONE -NOT ONE - says they watch this monkey’s show. Nobody watches this freak, so why the fuck is CNN keeping him on the air?
Ann Coulter is fair game however.
Chris @ 23:
Nor has he seen Angelina Jolie or Susie Sarandon!
Beck is getting a lot of face time on CNN-TV all of a sudden. Are the poobahs planning on moving him over maybe?
IMNSHO, he’s a knuckle dragging moron who should have been fired minutes after he hit on Erica Hill his first day on the job. But I’m sure he plays well with the knuckle dragging morons who think the same as he does - a woman’s place is on her back, waiting for them to finish their beer.
MarcyJ @ 31:
I thought he was only referring to women?
Has he looked in the mirror? I’m sorry but the Pillsbury Doughboy is willing to share his royalties with Mr. Beck.
Glenn’s funny as hell, he’s probably right about the ugly one’s been progressive, they think they need government to give them there due…
Chris @ 23:
As well as Mary Matalin….
MarcyJ @ 29:
Best advise there is. Glen’s going to be serving the dark side a while. A long while.
And if your Glen Beck you probably have a little dick.
yellow dog @ 33:
See, that’s the thing I just can’t understand. The kind of cretins who dig this kind of high school jock bullshit wouldn’t get caught dead watching CNN. So that brings me back to my earlier question: Who the hell is this douchebag’s audience and why is CNN keeping him on the air?
See Barack Obama’s sister, Maya, stump in Hawaii:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb-gi-DnGJM
This is a must-watch. Maya discusses Barack’s mother and what she did. My wife says every woman should listen to it because the the mother makes the man.
Calling all Bill Kristol fans, check out this awesome video of a debate from 03 between Kristol and Dan Ellsberg, this was one week into the Iraq war and contains such classic Kristol quotes as “this will be a 2 month war”
http://www.c-spanarchives.org/.....t=ellsberg
gene214 @ 40:
The key people running CNN now are Republicans and hard core back stabbers and womanizers.
I can proudly say I have never seen nor heard this jackass in action.
andy @ 42:
Yes thats a classic.
Uglyness like beauty is only skindeep, but stupidity goes all the way thru.
Beck is your typical big mouth wingnut Bigot. It’s sad and insane for the networks to allow this hate and BS to be spewed publicly.
Why do hate spewing bigots justify their stupidity by playing the god card? classic case of the blind leading the blind.
He’s not boasting about his own appearance:
“Have you — how many ugly guys have hot wives? Take me, for example. I don’t know why she married — I think it was low self-esteem.”
Glenn is any asshole so I wonder what his perfect match would look like?
Obviously he never heard of Jimmy Soul…
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
L.A. Confidential @ 17:
Now I know for sure I’m getting paid too little. I add more value to this world sitting on the throne than he does in front of the camera.
Would the nearest human being to this shit please offer up a wad of saliva into his ugly face?
Wow! I was JUST talking about this on a thread below! I am a (dare I say) attractive progressive woman, and I feel safe about saying that, as I have been modeling professionally for four years.
I don’t spread my own legs for show, but I have seen a fair amount of dick in my day, and it’s ALWAYS the Republican-esque males who offer it without my permission (GROSS) and then ALWAYS have nothing to show. Cocktail weenie, anyone? Didn’t think so.
The massive wangs are ALWAYS in the pants of progressive males, and my husband is the biggest progressive I know, and has the goods to match.
Eat that, wee Glenn.