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dear God.

A WHORE AND A MORON

On a more 'serious' note, here's the Real Natural Born’ Problem Threatening McCain’s Candidacy

A C&L moment of zen ?

Don't under estimate Larry King. He benches 350 lbs and is an expert in hand to hand combat. The ladies can't resist him.

If they switched outfits I might be impressed!

Do you suppose Larry snuck some of that poisonous gas out that he is supposed to be so famous for? Ha!

Reminds me of Bush dancing in Africa....

Better yet, Larry King & dancing, is like George Bush & Foreign Policy.

They both don't know what the hell they are doing!

Why?

Just like CNN, Larry's seen better days... someone needs to tell him to retire before more embarassments.

One more reason I'm glad I don't have full cable.

Michael Jackson with tits shows the Crypt Keeper how to freestyle.

Some people can't walk and chew gum at the same time!

I see larry dances as well as he interviews/writes a column.

How this man EVER got any famous guests, let alone built a career off of them, I'll never understand.

smel @ 3:

A WHORE AND A MORON

OK, so maybe Larry King is a Moron, but why is Janet a whore ???

Larry King is Joe Franklin

Retire.

So maybe Larry King is a Whore, but why is Janet a moron?

Put togeather a response to the wingnuts who like to emphasize Obama's middle name, and defend it by whining pittifully "it's his name isn't it? What is wrong with that?" Thought I'd post it here first.

For the past 7 years we have been conditioned to fear anything percieved as islamic, to fear people that appear middle eastern, and especially to fear the threat of Saddam Hussain.

Those working against Obama's campaign have worked long and hard to tie that fear onto him. From mispronouncing/spelling his name Osama, to spreading false rumors that he is muslim, to phony news stories about attending a madrassa. This emphasis on his middle name is just the latest ploy in trying to spread people's fear onto him as well. Anyone who defends using his middle name ask them how often they used McCain's middle name, or the middle name of Huckabee, Romney, Ron Paul, Kusinnich, John Edwards, Mike Gravel, Fred Thompson. Do they even know any of those people's middle names?

And to the denials I would like to reply with an old saying: "Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining"

Larry should have been Li'l Tucker's partner on "Dancing with the Stars". Birds of a feather.

I tried the dance and was about as good as Larry.

He did just say, "Janet show me a trick."

I wish there would have been another "wardrobe malfunction".

Thank god Janet was in the clip.

my eyes...my eyesssssss

What a stiff-no-direction-following thing.

smel @ 3:

A WHORE AND A MORON

A Whore? You must need some attention. Lonely tonight, loser?

Speaking of wardrobe function...and I know John hates conspiracty theories...but with the Pats in the Superbowl this year again, I had this weird thought during the halftime show.

1. The Jacksons are devout Jehovah Witnesses but the kids pretty much whore themselves out for a buck
2. The religious right needed to get everyone all riled up about the 'decline of American Television' so they could get the FCC to fine the hell out of people and bring back state sponsored censorship.

What if the Religious right paid Janet Jackson some $$$ to do the whole wardrobe malfunction bit so they could energize their base, really make a non-story a big story, and go on their moral crusade that has really thrown fear into the networks? Sort of like indecencies own September 11th?

No Larry, Gene Kelly never started that way. He started with style, wit and charm. also he knew when to retire.

sitting in a chair for a living was a good carreer choice for larry.

Marc @ 20:

Put togeather a response to the wingnuts who like to emphasize Obama's middle name, and defend it by whining pittifully "it's his name isn't it? What is wrong with that?" Thought I'd post it here first.

I think I'd just say that Obama's beating Hillary in head-to-head matchups with McCain.

i thought that was a really interesting metaphor that delved into the current political backwardness and economic breakdown of our nation...or it was probably just Larry King trying to dance....(sigh)

The "wardrobe malfunction" was obviously a planned event. I've seen it enough to know ;)
Who's plan was it? Good question. As in any mystery. Who benefited? Motive? Means.. etc.

[at 28] Israeli strikes kill 54 in Gaza

Is this what they call "assymetrical warfare"? The might of Israel and it's $30 billion dollar aid package from the USA, against "peasants" with homemade rockets trying to defend their homeland. Especially as they are being starved out and without energy.

Mark@20

You are so right! How many times do they use the middle name of the other cadidates? I would like to know too. Oh wait I know why repugs use dirty tactics.

Their little game is sophomoric and very ignorant. Just like a repug. Childish and fearful. They better hide under mommy's skirt.

Obama has the nation's attention and it ain't nothing they can do about it.

We want change!

Go Obama!

Those suspenders are the wardrobe malfunction

Good evening, folks.

Larry King is an old man but i think he was pretending a little bit hoping Janet would touch him to direct him.

That (i hope) is all i will have to say about that.

Edwin @ 34:

[at 28] Israeli strikes kill 54 in Gaza

Is this what they call "assymetrical warfare"? The might of Israel and it's $30 billion dollar aid package from the USA, against "peasants" with homemade rockets trying to defend their homeland. Especially as they are being starved out and without energy.

I think "assymterical warfare" is guerillas. This would more properly be described as a war crime.

nsr @ 38:

Edwin @ 34:

[at 28] Israeli strikes kill 54 in Gaza

Is this what they call "assymetrical warfare"? The might of Israel and it's $30 billion dollar aid package from the USA, against "peasants" with homemade rockets trying to defend their homeland. Especially as they are being starved out and without energy.

I think "assymterical warfare" is guerillas. This would more properly be described as a war crime.

War crime, genocide, it all works for me.

You can't put an entire nation into a huge concentration camp for, what is it now? Sixty years? And call it anything but genocide.

Shoot me.

Edwin @ 34:

[at 28] Israeli strikes kill 54 in Gaza

Is this what they call "assymetrical warfare"? The might of Israel and it's $30 billion dollar aid package from the USA, against "peasants" with homemade rockets trying to defend their homeland. Especially as they are being starved out and without energy.

Yeah, the poor peasants who elected a terrorist organization dedicated to eradicating all Jews from the Earth. Yeah, the poor peasants who attack Israel and kill innocent civilians every other day.

Don't get me wrong - I disagree with the Israeli government often enough (as do a shitload of Israelis). But the victimization of Palestine also bothers me. Israel tried to give up the Gaza Strip, and paid for it in blood, fer Chrissakes.

Meat @ 42:

Edwin @ 34:

[at 28] Israeli strikes kill 54 in Gaza

Is this what they call "assymetrical warfare"? The might of Israel and it's $30 billion dollar aid package from the USA, against "peasants" with homemade rockets trying to defend their homeland. Especially as they are being starved out and without energy.

Yeah, the poor peasants who elected a terrorist organization dedicated to eradicating all Jews from the Earth. Yeah, the poor peasants who attack Israel and kill innocent civilians every other day.

Don't get me wrong - I disagree with the Israeli government often enough (as do a shitload of Israelis). But the victimization of Palestine also bothers me. Israel tried to give up the Gaza Strip, and paid for it in blood, fer Chrissakes.

Them and the poor children who get killed by pissed off pot shot happy Israeli Soldiers too bored to masturbate when on patrol.

xoites defends Constitution @ 37:

Good evening, folks.

Larry King is an old man but i think he was pretending a little bit hoping Janet would touch him to direct him.

That (i hope) is all i will have to say about that.

I think Janet's past it, as far as Larry's concerned.

You think the kids killed in that refugee camp were launching rockets?

nsr @ 45:

You think the kids killed in that refugee camp were launching rockets?

No, stones.

Hi, Miss Kitty. :)

Larry's whole wardrobe is a malfunction. What's up, did he just get back from milking the cows?

hey xoites

:)

xoites defends Constitution @ 46:

nsr @ 45:

You think the kids killed in that refugee camp were launching rockets?

No, stones.

Well, there ya go.

nsr @ 50:

xoites defends Constitution @ 46:

nsr @ 45:

You think the kids killed in that refugee camp were launching rockets?

No, stones.

Well, there ya go.

Asymetrical as all hell.

Wow. They're bringing back the Scarecrow and Mrs. King. Sweeeet.

There was this guy who was found in reperation distress in a motel room in Las Vegas back on Saint Valentine's day. He was taken to the hospital and has been unconcious ever since. A few days ago a new tenent to the same motel room found some ricin. "Anarchist" literature was also found. The FBI sees no connection with terrorism.

He must have been a white guy.

Bush aide resigns over plagerism. Says he wants more time to steal ideas from his family.

Sorry, "respiratory distress."

I guess "Reperation Distress" would have applied to a white guy as well. :)

Military demonstrates working heat-ray gun with half mile range. Impress your friends! Double wow!

Link, darn ya

McCain hearts out-sourcing.

He's a better dancer than he is a talk show host. Why is this guy still on the air ???

I think with Larry's shoulder blades and the cast off portions of Jackson family noses, I'd have enough raw material for an entire human.

On YouTube those stupid ads with the phone ringing at 3am in the White House are telling. Clinton's original version of fear is getting a terrible rating. One star after over 2,000 votes. Barack's response/version is getting 5 stars...

The funniest part is here... Bill Clinton talking about fear vs. hope.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGW38Zy4bJo

Orangutan. @ 62:

On YouTube those stupid ads with the phone ringing at 3am in the White House are telling. Clinton's original version of fear is getting a terrible rating. One star after over 2,000 votes. Barack's response/version is getting 5 stars...

The funniest part is here... Bill Clinton talking about fear vs. hope.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGW38Zy4bJo

Hillary Clinton has EVERY RIGHT!

...to be ashamed of that commercial.

johnny canuck @ 60:

He's a better dancer than he is a talk show host. Why is this guy still on the air ???

Neither he nor his audience is completely dead yet...but this cat'll go through all nine wives sooner than later and be late soon. The dancing correlates with pigmentation - bad enough when yer white, completely hopeless for those afflicted with translucence, to make things clear for you. Glad I could help...

;-}

Hi 2b :)

3 trillion, folks:

Here come the post mortems on HRC. Way early, but...if you've been following the Field, those "big rallies" in Texas have been outdrawing her by 4 to 1.

Reuters says she
- never connected with voters
- didn't have a good, single message
- accepted her own inevitablity
- tried to sell experience when people wanted change
- Bill hurt her in SC

Jake @ 66:

3 trillion, folks:

Ok, I think your working on an inside straight. I raise you a trillion.

Three trillion what?

nsr @ 67:

Here come the post mortems on HRC. Way early, but...if you've been following the Field, those "big rallies" in Texas have been outdrawing her by 4 to 1.

Reuters says she
- never connected with voters
- didn't have a good, single message
- accepted her own inevitablity
- tried to sell experience when people wanted change
- Bill hurt her in SC

There are time when i can't find my glasses, but i can usually tell which way the wind is blowing.

Thank you site monitor for not allowing me to post when someone questions my argument.
I really appreciate it.

[I haven't got the slightest idea as to what you are talking about-Sitemonitor]

Jake @ 66:

3 trillion, folks:

Three Trillion Dollar WAr

The link was under his name.

New Get Your War On (through the beginning of Feb, anyway).

Orangutan. @ 71:

Jake @ 66:

3 trillion, folks:

Three Trillion Dollar WAr

The link was under his name.

the missing link

Proud2bHumble @ 74:

Orangutan. @ 71:

Jake @ 66:

3 trillion, folks:

Three Trillion Dollar WAr

The link was under his name.

the missing link

Since we are on the subject of trillions there was an article i read in the Washington Post way back in the 1970's that explained what a trillion is.

One million dollars in newly minted 100 dollar bills is eight inches tall.

One billion is one hindred feet higher than the Washington Monument in Dc.

One trillion stretches several hundred miles past the moon.

Is this how Bush plans to get to Mars?

Check his huggies; he may have made a Joe Lieberman in his pants

I need to get a new keyboard. This one keeps moving the keys around on me,

Goofy Plutocrat's Daffy plan to go to Mars has Uranus Saturn Hell...

Guess who came to Iraq.

xoites defends Constitution @ 79:

I need to get a new keyboard. This one keeps moving the keys around on me,

You think you have it bad, my mouse thinks I'm Richard Gere.

Tequila @ 82:

Guess who came to Iraq.

We need to normalize our relations with Iran. Hell, we need to normalize our relations with the world. This grab for power over and control of the entire planet is truly a bad idea.

smel @ 3:

A WHORE AND A MORON

Hey what's your problem with whores? We need more of them! At least they are honest about who they are, unlike some of the moral right, toe tapping, wide stance, meth purchasing, massage loving, talk dirty to male pages, bible thumping righteous.

xoites defends Constitution @ 81:

I hear Mit Romney's boys got out of their National Service stint earlier than they expected.

Un-earned wealth will stint your goeth every time.

Hi VegasRage. :)

VegasRage @ 85:

smel @ 3:

A WHORE AND A MORON

Hey what's your problem with whores? We need more of them! At least they are honest about who they are, unlike some of the moral right, toe tapping, wide stance, meth purchasing, massage loving, talk dirty to male pages, bible thumping righteous.

Personally, I don't think Janet's that dumb.

miss_kitty @ 89:

pinkobait @ 77:

Orangutan. @ 28:

Israeli strikes kill 54 in Gaza

Just awful.

Bomb The World / (Armageddon Mix) by Michael Franti

Liked that song the first time i heard it. Listening to it now i find my opinion of it has not changed a bit.

Fritz @ 6:

Don't under estimate Larry King. He benches 350 lbs and is an expert in hand to hand combat. The ladies can't resist him.

He's benched more than that. 7 wives at an average weight of 110 lbs is 770 lbs. His combat expertise lies more in hand to corporate media cock sucking, and what woman is so unkind as to be unwilling to change a few diapers and spoon feed an aging cretin at the prospect of a modest multimillion $$ inheritance in a few months?

Hey, they replaced the guy who draws Gil Thorp! No more disembodied alien claw! No more people looking like 1978 Sears mannequins! Curse.

Test.

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xoites defends Constitution @ 93:

Test.

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Thanks, was it something i said? :)

I don't even like spam, scapple, maybe. Like once every seven years.

Does the possibility that the following actors in our government may be dual citizens with Israel and America strike anyone else as odd besides me...

Henry Kissinger, Michael Chertoff, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Douglas Feith, Dov Zakheim, Ari Fleischer, Elliot Abrams, Scooter Libby, William Kristol, Jack Abramoff, Mark Grossman.

Gotta go, will check back. ;}

Orangutan. @ 95:

Does the possibility that the following actors in our government may be dual citizens with Israel and America strike anyone else as odd besides me...

Henry Kissinger, Michael Chertoff, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Douglas Feith, Dov Zakheim, Ari Fleischer, Elliot Abrams, Scooter Libby, William Kristol, Jack Abramoff, Mark Grossman.

No. Not odd. Just dangerous.

xoites defends Constitution @ 97:

Orangutan. @ 95:

Does the possibility that the following actors in our government may be dual citizens with Israel and America strike anyone else as odd besides me...

Henry Kissinger, Michael Chertoff, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Douglas Feith, Dov Zakheim, Ari Fleischer, Elliot Abrams, Scooter Libby, William Kristol, Jack Abramoff, Mark Grossman.

No. Not odd. Just dangerous.

For a second I saw "Wolfman Jack" in there.

Many people here know i was a victim of a sexual predator as a child. If you did not know, now you do. I have looked into what happens to most victims of sexual and/or physical and mental abuse over the course of my lifetime. More than half but not all victims of abuse become victomizers.

Israel reminds me of this in so many ways. They are bringing down and have been bringing down a holocaust on the Palestinians for decades.

Israel does not need more weapons.

Israel needs therapy.

Orangutan. @ 28:

Israeli strikes kill 54 in Gaza

I like how they blame Palestinians civilians for their own deaths.

Israel is doing to the Palestinians what hitler did to them.

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 100:

Orangutan. @ 28:

Israeli strikes kill 54 in Gaza

I like how they blame Palestinians civilians for their own deaths.

Israel is doing to the Palestinians what hitler did to them.

My point exactly.

when i was a kid, i used to love king on the radio...he told great baseball stories

then i found out that all his stories were bullshit....he didnt grow up with koufax...he never even knew koufax

the guy has always been a pompous ass

saying that....please god, kill me before i grow old and start doing real embarresing things in public

amen

uncle joe mccarthy @ 102:

when i was a kid, i used to love king on the radio...he told great baseball stories

then i found out that all his stories were bullshit....he didnt grow up with koufax...he never even knew koufax

the guy has always been a pompous ass

saying that....please god, kill me before i grow old and start doing real embarresing things in public

amen

Uncle Joe, you don't get it. The beauty of growing old is that you can do embarrassing things in public!

smel @ 3:

A WHORE AND A MORON

And a post from an ignoranus!

tHeGaMeOfLiFe @ 100:

Orangutan. @ 28:

Israeli strikes kill 54 in Gaza

I like how they blame Palestinians civilians for their own deaths.

Israel is doing to the Palestinians what hitler did to them.

wanna tell me when the jews in europe were raining rockets onto the germans, poles or any other country???

the jew hate on many liberal blogs disgusts me

since the pullout from gaza, the only thing the palestinians have accomplished is setting up rocket sites....thats it

they have bombarded israel daily....yet you never hear about it, thanks to the msm and your choice in staying ignorant

the reason civillians get killed is because hamas has a wonderful habit of placing military targets in populated areas

so stop with the comparing israel to nazi germany bs

motorfingaz @ 104:

smel @ 3:

A WHORE AND A MORON

And a post from an ignoranus!

Welcome to the discussion.