No, really. You MUST go read Bill Frist's online "poll" of the VOLPAC constituency. My personal favorite is number 8:

Which of the following accomplishments do you feel is President Bush's greatest achievement?

Oh Doctor Frist! You mean I have to pick just one?

Hat tip, which means where I met it, not where it was born or conceived, folks: House of the Rising Sons, who points out just how important the issue of, well, "teh Mexicans" is to Frist and company. Darn it, I was going to write-in "speaking a couple words of Spanish" as one of President Bush's greatest achievements.

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