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#10: Got Old? John McCain!

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Are we there yet?

How nice. This certainly is humorous, to someone. Not a fan of McBush but can you imagine the post that would appear in this very web log if this sort of "humor" were about HRC or Obama? Maybe we could find something a little less sophisticated to talk about.

I and the White candidate.
I am the Right candidate.
He is the Wright candidate.
I never said that.

this is Republican satire or what passes for it !??
too witty for Billo or Lumpy Rash to have written this !

Third grade english maybe, Eric Cartman wrote this !

Give Me Convenience @ 2:

How nice. This certainly is humorous, to someone. Not a fan of McBush but can you imagine the post that would appear in this very web log if this sort of "humor" were about HRC or Obama? Maybe we could find something a little less sophisticated to talk about.

I agree. This approach reeks of desperation.

ferrofluid @ 5:

Third grade english maybe,

i.e., the average reich-winger

WSJ: FDA Withholds List of Chinese
Heparin Suppliers From Congressional Probe

WASHINGTON -- The Food and Drug Administration is withholding a list of Chinese heparin suppliers requested by congressional investigators looking into problems with tainted supplies of the blood thinner, saying confidentiality agreements prevent release of the companies' names.
...

We American citizens aren't allowed to purchase pharmaceuticals produced in other nations because other nations don't assure the purity of the pharmaceuticals like "our" FDA does .. right?

But not only are the pharmaceutical companies who sell in the USA allowed to import over 80% of their ingredients from other nations, they are also protected from revealing their sources.

This should be posted on the ONION. At Crooks and Liars people might actually think this is true!

McCain should be pandering to the Alzheimer's set as they are the only demographic which is as unaware as he is on a daily basis.

#22 'striving for colloquy from collapse'

MountainMan23 @ 8:

WSJ: FDA Withholds List of Chinese
Heparin Suppliers From Congressional Probe

WASHINGTON -- The Food and Drug Administration is withholding a list of Chinese heparin suppliers requested by congressional investigators looking into problems with tainted supplies of the blood thinner, saying confidentiality agreements prevent release of the companies' names.
...

We American citizens aren't allowed to purchase pharmaceuticals produced in other nations because other nations don't assure the purity of the pharmaceuticals like "our" FDA does .. right?

But not only are the pharmaceutical companies who sell in the USA allowed to import over 80% of their ingredients from other nations, they are also protected from revealing their sources.

cheap almost working imported generic meds for $35 on copays sounds like a bargain to me.

Everything has to be a "Brand" these days.

Dixie Chicks. Lipton Tea Guy. "Yes your talented artists but you have to understand your a BRAND."

Brand Obama
Brand Clinton

How bout just giving us the real thing for once huh?

While browsing Crooks and Liars yesterday I stumbled on something that made me realise Shakepeare wrote McCain's foreign policy.

Who says the guy is out of touch. Follow my link to learn what I found.

Darrell Kern @ 9:

This should be posted on the ONION. At Crooks and Liars people might actually think this is true!

McCain should be pandering to the Alzheimer's set as they are the only demographic which is as unaware as he is on a daily basis.

we know its not a real republican strategy document, real ones have crayon marks on them.

This type of stuff should be done EVERY DAY. The more McCain is portrayed as a hopeless joke and relic of days gone by, the more people will question his viability. Control the narrative. Replace the maverick image with something closer to the truth, that he's a crazy, half-senile old coot.

How about:

Want more of the same? Vote McCain

Or

McCain, the white guy for the White House

chill with the age-ism C&L

real progressive minds here hahah
attack him on the issues ur making us look bad

In thinking of the remote chance that McInsane ends up in the White House I close my eyes and see him wandering through the tunnels (like we saw in Murder at 1600) and making his way back to the Capitol and emerging into the Senate chamber, ranting and raving to himself that being Commander in Chief trumps two admirals.

If you ever run across the movie "What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?" what happened to Major Pott (as played by Harry Morgan of M.A.S.H. fame) is what I envision in this President McSame
http://www.allmovie.com/cg/avg.dll?p=avg&sql=1:54005

I wish this crap was over! I don't want Obama to win but I don't want McBush to win either. What an F'n dilemma!!
The black vs white mentality will surely cause major problems and the old vs the young is pure BS. I don't know why we're faced with such poor choices in every Presidential election! Where are you Senator Hagel we need you now!!

John McCain: The world's running out of gas but he'll always be full of it.

Is this for real?

Ed in NJ @ 15:

This type of stuff should be done EVERY DAY. The more McCain is portrayed as a hopeless joke and relic of days gone by, the more people will question his viability. Control the narrative. Replace the maverick image with something closer to the truth, that he's a crazy, half-senile old coot.

Crazy and senile sounds too much like Ronald Reagan.

He needs to be framed as weak minded, corrupt, and dumb enough to get caught with his hands in the cookie jar.

KEATING 5 SCANDAL

It was correctly called stupid when it appeared on HuffPost. It's still stupid here. You can do much better, even on a slow news day.

I agree that this list is just silly, but age wouldn't even be an issue if McCain's politics weren't so compromised. If Hugh Hefner was running, I'd vote for him, because he has a family history of longevity and even though he lives in a mansion, his head is on straight about progressive, social issues. Plus, hey, threeFirst Ladies.

Give Me Convenience @ 2:

How nice. This certainly is humorous, to someone. Not a fan of McBush but can you imagine the post that would appear in this very web log if this sort of "humor" were about HRC or Obama? Maybe we could find something a little less sophisticated to talk about.

you are correct....i am not a mccane fan but this type of posting is not necessary, grow up!

That was hilarious. Of course some feel that we should always be grimly serious 24/7. To each his own.

Guapo Organo @ 19:

I wish this crap was over! I don't want Obama to win but I don't want McBush to win either. What an F'n dilemma!!
The black vs white mentality will surely cause major problems and the old vs the young is pure BS. I don't know why we're faced with such poor choices in every Presidential election! Where are you Senator Hagel we need you now!!

No dilemma if you care about Supreme Court judges and federal judgeships. No dilemma if you can about the ever-increasing income inequality in the country. No dilemma if you care about how the country is perceived abroad. No dilemma if you care about actually asking for sacrifices from those that can afford to do it...sacrifices for the common good. No dilemma if you don't want to see federal agencies continue to be led by incompetents and RNC hacks. I don't have any dilemma. Of course, I'm a Democrat.

Vote McCain!

Now Get Off My Lawn!

CNN/Time advocates invading Burma/Myanmar because of the humanitarian crisis... I shit you not. Because there's nothing better than helping out the downtrodden by killing them even more. I wish this were an Onion article, but it's right here:

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1739053,00.html

Now with TWICE the crazy!! - John McCain

"Angry dolphin" - lol

Blue Taliban Osama Buddha @ 29:

CNN/Time advocates invading Burma/Myanmar because of the humanitarian crisis... I shit you not. Because there's nothing better than helping out the downtrodden by killing them even more. I wish this were an Onion article, but it's right here:

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1739053,00.html

If there was oil in Burma, we'd be there lickety split.

that is some funny shit

McCain, if you don't want change.
If you like things the way they are, Vote McCain, the option that isn't.

Time to invade Myanmar?
The government of Myanmar hasn't shown the ability or willingness to deploy the kind of assets needed to deal with the calamity caused by last week's cyclone. That is why, according to time.com, it's time to consider a more serious option: invading the country also known as Burma. full story
cnn.com

and lest I forget,

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

mudshark @ 34:

McCain, if you don't want change.
If you like things the way they are, Vote McCain, the option that isn't.

Options? We don't need no stinking options!

:)

I thought it was funny. And if one was done about Obama(done like this, not some moronic right-wing crap), I'd laugh at it too.
The mascots thing got me. "Dolphin jumping over sunrise (angry dolphin)". lol pure gold

Dr Acula @ 35:

Time to invade Myanmar?
The government of Myanmar hasn't shown the ability or willingness to deploy the kind of assets needed to deal with the calamity caused by last week's cyclone. That is why, according to time.com, it's time to consider a more serious option: invading the country also known as Burma. full story
cnn.com

You know it's bad when a country you hardly hear about doesn't want anything to do with the United States and basically says, "Get lost creeps. We don't want your stinking help."

Guapo Organo @ 19:

I wish this crap was over! I don't want Obama to win but I don't want McBush to win either. What an F'n dilemma!!
The black vs white mentality will surely cause major problems and the old vs the young is pure BS. I don't know why we're faced with such poor choices in every Presidential election! Where are you Senator Hagel we need you now!!

please let me introduce you to:
Sen. Charles T. Hagel - U.S. Senate
Sr (NE - Republican)

and please think of Obama as a Democratic Candidate, not a black man.

Just when you'd thought you'd seen it all, Vote McCain, cause you ain't seen nuthin yet!

L.A. Confidential @ 39:

Dr Acula @ 35:

Time to invade Myanmar?
The government of Myanmar hasn't shown the ability or willingness to deploy the kind of assets needed to deal with the calamity caused by last week's cyclone. That is why, according to time.com, it's time to consider a more serious option: invading the country also known as Burma. full story
cnn.com

You know it's bad when a country you hardly hear about doesn't want anything to do with the United States and basically says, "Get lost creeps. We don't want your stinking help."

the army that never leaves? who wouldn't want that?

right above the Obama ad? now is that irony or what?

L.A. Confidential @ 39:

Dr Acula @ 35:

Time to invade Myanmar?
The government of Myanmar hasn't shown the ability or willingness to deploy the kind of assets needed to deal with the calamity caused by last week's cyclone. That is why, according to time.com, it's time to consider a more serious option: invading the country also known as Burma. full story
cnn.com

You know it's bad when a country you hardly hear about doesn't want anything to do with the United States and basically says, "Get lost creeps. We don't want your stinking help."

Bush told that to the countries that wanted to help Katrina victims.

I'm John McCain and I approve.....What's that thing I approve of?

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 42:

the army that never leaves? who wouldn't want that?

You do have a point. With us it always has to be something for something. When was the last time we just gave and didn't expect something in return.

This has to be a hoax. I know that their not all there upstairs.But nobody is that stupid.
But then again, we are talkin the GOP.

L.A. Confidential @ 46:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 42:

the army that never leaves? who wouldn't want that?

You do have a point. With us it always has to be something for something. When was the last time we just gave and didn't expect something in return.

The Balkans and Somalia immediately spring to mind.

miss_kitty @ 44:

Bush told that to the countries that wanted to help Katrina victims.

Yes I remember that.

72 years in his pastors 6000 year scenario means so far he’s seen more than one percent of the action.

Peter G @ 48:

L.A. Confidential @ 46:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 42:

the army that never leaves? who wouldn't want that?

You do have a point. With us it always has to be something for something. When was the last time we just gave and didn't expect something in return.

The Balkans and Somalia immediately spring to mind.

Forgot the tsunami and just about every other natural disaster. Sometimes Americans are too hard on themselves. You've done great things.

Peter G @ 48:

L.A. Confidential @ 46:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 42:

the army that never leaves? who wouldn't want that?

You do have a point. With us it always has to be something for something. When was the last time we just gave and didn't expect something in return.

The Balkans and Somalia immediately spring to mind.

we're still in somalia. we just blew up some innocent family last week. Is that what you are referring to?

L.A. Confidential @ 12:

Everything has to be a "Brand" these days.

Dixie Chicks. Lipton Tea Guy. "Yes your talented artists but you have to understand your a BRAND."

Brand Obama
Brand Clinton

How bout just giving us the real thing for once huh?

That's why the best aren't in it anymore. Dodd, Edwards, Kuchinich all brand-less and proud.

Peter G @ 51:

Peter G @ 48:

L.A. Confidential @ 46:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 42:

You do have a point. With us it always has to be something for something. When was the last time we just gave and didn't expect something in return.

The Balkans and Somalia immediately spring to mind.

Forgot the tsunami and just about every other natural disaster. Sometimes Americans are too hard on themselves. You've done great things.

yeah! like Katrina Relief.

Peter G @ 45:

I'm John McCain and I approve.....What's that thing I approve of?

If the phone rang at 3AM I don't think McCain would remember where it is.

RHM

Does anybody get a chuckle from imagining the future of the United States in a post-apocalyptic context (considering everything barreling it, it's more likely than we like to think) like me? Personally, I'm imagining a Canticles for Leibowitz scenario where the Mormons and Catholics have become the dominant groups following the fall of the United States government and its replacement with various groups like the fall of the USSR in 1991. It's kinda funny in that if everything bad happens as bad as it could, we're looking at a fall of industrial civilization, and nobody cares.

But still, the imagination of the Mormon Prophethood of Deseret vs. the Papal States of America makes for a good fantasy...

I'm going to Hell.

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 52:

Peter G @ 48:

L.A. Confidential @ 46:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 42:

You do have a point. With us it always has to be something for something. When was the last time we just gave and didn't expect something in return.

The Balkans and Somalia immediately spring to mind.

we're still in somalia. we just blew up some innocent family last week. Is that what you are referring to?

No I'm thinking of the work that was does to make sure relief supplies reached the people of Somalia and Ethiopia during their last massive famines. It's funny how people remember Blackhawk Down but not why the troops were there. It was to make sure the relief supplies weren't hijacked by warlords. As for for stopping the genocide in the late unlamented Yugoslavia I think ending genocide is actually a nice thing to do.

May 10, 2008
Judge Drops General From Trial of Detainee
By WILLIAM GLABERSON

In a new blow to the Bush administration’s troubled military commission system, a military judge has disqualified a Pentagon general who has been centrally involved in overseeing Guantánamo war crimes tribunals from any role in the first case headed for trial.

The judge said the general was too closely aligned with the prosecution, raising questions about whether he could carry out his role with the required neutrality and objectivity.

Military defense lawyers said that although the ruling was limited to one case, they expected the issue to be raised in other cases, potentially delaying prosecutions, including the death-penalty prosecution of six detainees at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, for the Sept. 11 attacks.

Critics of the military commission system said Friday that the judge’s decision would provide new grounds to attack the system that they say was set up to win convictions.

The judge, Capt. Keith J. Allred of the Navy, directed that Brig. Gen. Thomas W. Hartmann of the Air Force Reserve, a senior Pentagon official of the Office of Military Commissions, which runs the war crimes system, have no further role in the first prosecution, scheduled for trial this month.

General Hartmann, whose title is legal adviser, has been at the center of a bitter dispute involving the former chief Guantánamo military prosecutor, Col. Morris D. Davis of the Air Force.

Colonel Davis has said the general interfered in the work of the military prosecution office, pushed for closed-door proceedings and pressed to rely on evidence obtained through techniques that critics call torture.

L.A. Confidential @ 46:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 42:

the army that never leaves? who wouldn't want that?

You do have a point. With us it always has to be something for something. When was the last time we just gave and didn't expect something in return.

When I pay my taxes.

Peter G @ 56:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 52:

Peter G @ 48:

L.A. Confidential @ 46:
The Balkans and Somalia immediately spring to mind.

we're still in somalia. we just blew up some innocent family last week. Is that what you are referring to?

No I'm thinking of the work that was does to make sure relief supplies reached the people of Somalia and Ethiopia during their last massive famines. It's funny how people remember Blackhawk Down but not why the troops were there. It was to make sure the relief supplies weren't hijacked by warlords. As for for stopping the genocide in the late unlamented Yugoslavia I think ending genocide is actually a nice thing to do.

and that effort was when?

RHM @ 55:

Peter G @ 45:

I'm John McCain and I approve.....What's that thing I approve of?

If the phone rang at 3AM I don't think McCain would remember where it is.

RHM

Your site? That's pretty cool.

He imagines himself a much larger man, watch out he might bite your ear off if you give him a chair to stand on. This memo was was written as his staff were all standing around trying to be funny to please his holyness and keep their lips on his butt. Still it gives you a look into the ego of this little prick and his watch out I'am a fairly dangerous man, self image he likes to project. CEO

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 60:

Peter G @ 56:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 52:

Peter G @ 48:

we're still in somalia. we just blew up some innocent family last week. Is that what you are referring to?

No I'm thinking of the work that was does to make sure relief supplies reached the people of Somalia and Ethiopia during their last massive famines. It's funny how people remember Blackhawk Down but not why the troops were there. It was to make sure the relief supplies weren't hijacked by warlords. As for for stopping the genocide in the late unlamented Yugoslavia I think ending genocide is actually a nice thing to do.

and that effort was when?

Bill Clinton's terms.

'Maverick' McCain a Mere Myth, His Hometown Newspaper Reports: '"He is a conservative who votes conservative on most issues," said Keith Poole, a political scientist at the University of California-San Diego. "By no means is he a liberal or even a moderate."' 5/10

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 60:

Peter G @ 56:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 52:

Peter G @ 48:

we're still in somalia. we just blew up some innocent family last week. Is that what you are referring to?

No I'm thinking of the work that was does to make sure relief supplies reached the people of Somalia and Ethiopia during their last massive famines. It's funny how people remember Blackhawk Down but not why the troops were there. It was to make sure the relief supplies weren't hijacked by warlords. As for for stopping the genocide in the late unlamented Yugoslavia I think ending genocide is actually a nice thing to do.

and that effort was when?

Ding Ding Ding!!! That's right folks Don't touch that dial!
um yep, that would old Bubba. Somalia was started by GHWB, just in time for him to get out before it blew up in his face. So Bubba got the blame for that one.

be old bubba.
ughhh!

mudshark @ 65:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 60:

Peter G @ 56:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 52:
No I'm thinking of the work that was does to make sure relief supplies reached the people of Somalia and Ethiopia during their last massive famines. It's funny how people remember Blackhawk Down but not why the troops were there. It was to make sure the relief supplies weren't hijacked by warlords. As for for stopping the genocide in the late unlamented Yugoslavia I think ending genocide is actually a nice thing to do.

and that effort was when?

Ding Ding Ding!!! That's right folks Don't touch that dial!
um yep, that would old Bubba. Somalia was started by GHWB, just in time for him to get out before it blew up in his face. So Bubba got the blame for that one.

and junior brought it back again. it's now under AfriCom. Our military never leaves.

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 68:

mudshark @ 65:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 60:

Peter G @ 56:

and that effort was when?

Ding Ding Ding!!! That's right folks Don't touch that dial!
um yep, that would old Bubba. Somalia was started by GHWB, just in time for him to get out before it blew up in his face. So Bubba got the blame for that one.

and junior brought it back again. it's now under AfriCom. Our military never leaves.

Have you noticed that after a change in Preznits, there has been attacks?

how bout.. "He's Bush's Crazy Uncle".

mudshark @ 65:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 60:

Peter G @ 56:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 52:
No I'm thinking of the work that was does to make sure relief supplies reached the people of Somalia and Ethiopia during their last massive famines. It's funny how people remember Blackhawk Down but not why the troops were there. It was to make sure the relief supplies weren't hijacked by warlords. As for for stopping the genocide in the late unlamented Yugoslavia I think ending genocide is actually a nice thing to do.

and that effort was when?

Ding Ding Ding!!! That's right folks Don't touch that dial!
um yep, that would old Bubba. Somalia was started by GHWB, just in time for him to get out before it blew up in his face. So Bubba got the blame for that one.

As horrible as that situation was I think the U.S deserves credit for at least trying to help the U.N humanitarian effort and I don't care who was president. The point I've been trying to make is that America gets and deserves credit for trying and often succeeding in helping around the world. Sometimes with government backing and often with simple massive generosity.The Iraq fiasco is purely the responsibility of the latest Bush. The question was: when have we done something and not expected something in return? The answer is lots of times.

mudshark @ 69:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 68:

mudshark @ 65:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 60:

Ding Ding Ding!!! That's right folks Don't touch that dial!
um yep, that would old Bubba. Somalia was started by GHWB, just in time for him to get out before it blew up in his face. So Bubba got the blame for that one.

and junior brought it back again. it's now under AfriCom. Our military never leaves.

Have you noticed that after a change in Preznits, there has been attacks?

pretty regularly. some named Al CIAda is said to be wandering around that country using the people as human shields.

Peter G @ 71:

mudshark @ 65:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 60:

Peter G @ 56:

and that effort was when?

Ding Ding Ding!!! That's right folks Don't touch that dial!
um yep, that would old Bubba. Somalia was started by GHWB, just in time for him to get out before it blew up in his face. So Bubba got the blame for that one.

As horrible as that situation was I think the U.S deserves credit for at least trying to help the U.N humanitarian effort and I don't care who was president. The point I've been trying to make is that America gets and deserves credit for trying and often succeeding in helping around the world. Sometimes with government backing and often with simple massive generosity.The Iraq fiasco is purely the responsibility of the latest Bush. The question was: when have we done something and not expected something in return? The answer is lots of times.

Don't get me wrong Peter, I too believe this nation has helped many nations in the past.But who's kidding who here. Everytime we have helped someone, there has always been a price. Even if it's nothing more than suspending our bill at the UN.
But I do think you are correct that the Democratic Party does have a better record for helping other nations in need.

'John McCain’s speech on federal judges was essentially a pledge of continued support for the Bush administration’s strategy to shift the federal judiciary further to the right through judges who share a particular legal and judicial ideology. The impact of that that ideology is already playing out in the federal courts in ways that undermine legal and constitutional protections for Americans, and limit individuals’ ability to seek access to justice through the federal courts.' 5/9

mudshark @ 73:

Peter G @ 71:

mudshark @ 65:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 60:

Ding Ding Ding!!! That's right folks Don't touch that dial!
um yep, that would old Bubba. Somalia was started by GHWB, just in time for him to get out before it blew up in his face. So Bubba got the blame for that one.

As horrible as that situation was I think the U.S deserves credit for at least trying to help the U.N humanitarian effort and I don't care who was president. The point I've been trying to make is that America gets and deserves credit for trying and often succeeding in helping around the world. Sometimes with government backing and often with simple massive generosity.The Iraq fiasco is purely the responsibility of the latest Bush. The question was: when have we done something and not expected something in return? The answer is lots of times.

Don't get me wrong Peter, I too believe this nation has helped many nations in the past.But who's kidding who here. Everytime we have helped someone, there has always been a price. Even if it's nothing more than suspending our bill at the UN.
But I do think you are correct that the Democratic Party does have a better record for helping other nations in need.

I concur. The Democratic party has always been better at these things and foreign policy in general.

Thank you Peter, for your civility for one. I would like to add that, when we came to the aid of other nations, alot of the time we were backing a regime or govt that had a favorable view of the US.
Which didn't always work out so well, and now we're suffering the consequences of those actions.
Thank you Peter.
see ya soon.

Give Me Convenience @ 2:

How nice. This certainly is humorous, to someone. Not a fan of McBush but can you imagine the post that would appear in this very web log if this sort of "humor" were about HRC or Obama? Maybe we could find something a little less sophisticated to talk about.

I agree...this country tosses their aging people aside and mocks them. It's all about our collective fears of getting old...also manifested in every product sent your way trying to make you look younger.

Please, no more of the "mccain is old" stuff. it's sophomoric.

[Kiva. You are skating on extremely thin ice here. My bad. You were that back in March, when you were banned-Sitemonitor]

mudshark @ 69:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 68:

mudshark @ 65:

CoIntelPro against Repug DoucheBaggery @ 60:

Ding Ding Ding!!! That's right folks Don't touch that dial!
um yep, that would old Bubba. Somalia was started by GHWB, just in time for him to get out before it blew up in his face. So Bubba got the blame for that one.

and junior brought it back again. it's now under AfriCom. Our military never leaves.

Have you noticed that after a change in Preznits, there has been attacks?

Yeah, it does seem remarkably convenient, but then, the United States has historically required something to be a Manichean opposite from, even if it must invent it.

I'm McSame, so whatever it is, I am for it. Do you have your checkbook handy?

The New Nickname.

He wants to carry on Bush's 'Operation Endless War'

He's as old as Roberta Sparrow.

So the New Nickname is...

kiva @ 77:

Give Me Convenience @ 2:

How nice. This certainly is humorous, to someone. Not a fan of McBush but can you imagine the post that would appear in this very web log if this sort of "humor" were about HRC or Obama? Maybe we could find something a little less sophisticated to talk about.

I agree...this country tosses their aging people aside and mocks them. It's all about our collective fears of getting old...also manifested in every product sent your way trying to make you look younger.

Please, no more of the "mccain is old" stuff. it's sophomoric.

[Kiva. You are skating on extremely thin ice here-Sitemonitor]

Better n'dis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj2daexBhgI

kiva @ 77:

[Kiva. You are skating on extremely thin ice here-Sitemonitor]

Better n'dis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj2daexBhgI

There's also this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_sAunLs4sw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_sAunLs4sw

ysbaddaden @ 82:

kiva @ 77:

[Kiva. You are skating on extremely thin ice here-Sitemonitor]

Better n'dis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj2daexBhgI

There's also this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_sAunLs4sw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_sAunLs4sw

I dunno Y, i'm partial to this one myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NsdArGL55k&feature=related

You c*nts better vote for me!

kiva, the only other candidate that's lying is hillary.

Plus mccain writes his own jokes.

To mccain the only difference between a Sunni and a Shia is its spelling.

If you want to read something very interesting, go here:

http://www.williampfaff.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=312

"Washington Fantasies of Triumph and Aftermath"

Here's the last paragraph, as a teaser:

"The Air Force has its own special role. It becomes, for Central Asia, South America and Africa, as well as the turbulent Middle East, what Israel’s air force is to the Palestinians. The U.S., purportedly omnipotent and invulnerable, would survey the world from stratosphere and space, monitoring and intercepting global communications to identify real and potential enemies, destroying them with real-time video-guided unmanned space and air vehicles, striking their homes, their cars, their hiding places wherever they might be. Doing universal justice. That’s the plan."

John McCain
Holding the Little Guy Accountable

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John McCain
More of the Same but Older