at The Aristocrats, here's an excerpt:

Republicans, when confronted with a 'problem' choose several activities from the list below:

ignore it, deny it
borrow a mountain of money for you know, whatever
talk to your prostitute about it
email Wright "goddamn America" youtube
blame it on Dems 'San Francisco values'
capitalize it collateralize it securitize it and sell it to the world
call it al Qaeda in (wherever it is)
cover it with a big flag
pretend you've already solved it in the future

Open thread below...and we've also got the Oregon/Kentucky Primaries Open Thread going at the same time...