After 8 years of george bush, and his total lack of knowledge, I am not the least bit worried about Obama. Finally, we’ll have a leader we can be proud of
Goodness, this one hits you over the head. When I email articles and videos to my really ignorant relatives, well, I guess I try to be subtle. Oh, what the heck - I’m sending it.
We should each send this video out to 10 people we know (or don’t know). This is a PR war. For free - we can help fight it. It costs us nothing to send this video out to 10 friends , relatives, or strangers. Also ,on Youtube, there are many videos of McCain contradicting himself to the extreme. We should send those videos to friends, relatives, and /or strangers. It’s a PR war folks. The Armageddon Party against The Democrats. Unfortunately Nancy Pelosi is in the middle.
It was good up until the genetically modified food part. If you want people to starve to death while you bitch about having “organic” food, go for it!.
Goodness, this one hits you over the head. When I email articles and videos to my really ignorant relatives, well, I guess I try to be subtle. Oh, what the heck - I’m sending it.
I hesitated for a moment too before sending, but the time for subtlety is passed.
Sorry folks, I’m voting Democrat becauseI still have a couple of years to live yet.
If repigs win I really don’t want to live in this country anymore and I am too old to start over again.
I was rearranging my books and it’s funny how my outlook changed over the years - conventional wisdom says you get more conservative as you get older,funny that’s not the case- started out conservative/libertian- that’s when I had a job that paid my bills and didn’t think I needed any government years later conservatism and libertainism are theories that don’t work in the real world there has to be something to keep rampant capitalism in check corporations are inheritally self serving and when the agencies that policied them were supported by the government and not those that were policied the system worked now it’s a joke
Will I ever vote republician not as long as they thye current mindset
Goodness, this one hits you over the head. When I email articles and videos to my really ignorant relatives, well, I guess I try to be subtle. Oh, what the heck - I’m sending it.
I hesitated for a moment too before sending, but the time for subtlety is passed.
I saw this earlier today and emailed it to some my right-leaning friends. Talk about complete and utter meltdowns…..it was like an O’Racist redux.
I’m voting repiglican because I believe that if I cover my ears and keep my eyes shut reeeel tight I can believe that the bloated bureaucracy and crazy-assed deficit of that last 7 1/2 years didn’t really happen.
I’m voting repukelican because only 8 repugs voted for the Global warming bill. And that meant they had enough to filibuster it. So it got pulled from the floor. That’s why I’m voting repukelican. Anybody know where I can get some 100 sunblock?
I’m a conservative Republican because I want to use the notion that “G/god exists” as a political, social and economic tool of unearned entitlement while I demean others for utilizing beneficial social programs like welfare and school lunches because they don’t help me directly at all.
I’m a conservative Republican because I want to use such superficial means like the color of my skin, the religious boogeyman I worship, the amount of money I have, or my last name to promote a false sense of superiority. Without that, I’d have no real purpose in life.
I’m a conservative Republican because while I like to make lots of money by using arcane methods of economic suppression not seen since the dark ages and taking advantage of society like a biological parasite, I don’t want to take any personal responsibility for the well being of society. That’s because taking that kind of responsibility would mean I’d have less stuff to own. I’d much rather take the kind of responsibility that says I get to act irresponsibly as long I get richer.
I’m a conservative Republican because I like to root for American troops who die for my causes in pointless wars, but not for those who come home and have to live off my taxpayer money because the wars left them handicapped and debilitated.
I’m a conservative Republican because I like to pretend homosexuality is an objective evil, that way I can tell them how to love each other and they can’t tell me that I have to even care about them.
I’m a conservative Republican because I can’t understand that a person kills off more living human cells taking a piss or picking their nose than they do by utilizing stem cells for modern research.
I’m a conservative Republican because I believe its more important for pharmaceutical companies to make more money by providing treatments illnesses rather than coming up with cures.
I’m a conservative Republican because I know GWB was justified in lying about Iraq and not only getting thousands of our own troops killed, but also killing more Iraqi citizens in the past 3 years than Saddam Hussein did in the past 20.
I’m a conservative Republican because I believe GWB can be forgiven for Iraq, letting Osama get away, Valerie Plame, Hurricane Katrina, stem cell research and all the rest but Bill Clintion is the anti-christ because he got a bl*wjob.
I’m a conservative Republican because I like to think GWB is so wonderful for trying to step in to keep the plug from being pulled on that rich white girl Terri Schiavo even though he wouldn’t bat an eyelash to save that black child who was in a persistent vegetative state from getting his plug pulled in Texas.
I’m a conservative Republican because I believe the fetus is a human being even though it is a parasitic organism that can’t live, breathe or think outside the female body - which I also believe is the property of my religion - until it reaches maturity. I am also a conservative Republican because I’m willing to kill anyone who doesn’t believe that life begins at conception - even though, again, people kill off more living human cells when they take a piss.
I’m a conservative Republican because I don’t know the difference between a conjecture based on supernatural nonsense and a theory that has actual evidence to support it.
I’m a conservative Republican because I like being a socially worthless slab of white trash, regardless of how much money is in my bank account.
I’m as liberal as they come, but the video is just a bunch of strawman arguments and false dilemmas. It’s not like Republicans can’t be anti-corporation or pro-environment or pro-union or anti-lobbyists. Democrats like it because it’s one big attack on their opponents, but people in this country need to realize that there’s very little difference between the two parties. This entire country is run by businesses; the politicians are rather meaningless puppets, and the puppets come from both sides of the aisle.
Once we eliminate political parties and the politicians’ ties to business interests, this country will be a lot better off. The 2008 election means very little in terms of change. Obama is a politician just like everyone else who’s run for President, he’s not going to do anything special. And, obviously, neither is McCain.
I’m voting Republican because tonight Chris Matthews said that the dems are using words and phrases as code words to point to McCains advancing age. Things like, he’s confused, he’s out of touch and he’s lost his bearings. I guess dems have to use those kinds of things otherwise people would not be able to notice McCain’s age. I’m just glad Chris didn’t ask what McCain’s explanation was for his many screw ups.
So I’m voting republican because, well, someone said I should or else the democrats with change the direction our country has been headed for the last eight years. Also I hate that I have so many rights and choices. I have other things to do besides making choices and applying my rights.
So, why are some Clinton supporters going to vote republican? makes absolutely no sense. But, you know, maybe this is what the democrats needed….a purge of the junk from the party. It’s obvious that these people care little about the issues. There’s no explanation as to why you would choose to vote against what you supposedly believe in. it’s simply amazing.
I’m voting Republican because I’m mentally challenged.
I’m voting Republican because I enjoy playing golf with smart guys like myself.
I’m voting Republican because no one appreciates the jobs I give them.
I’m voting Republican because poor people bug me.
I’m voting Republican because I’m a mean SOB.
I’m voting Republican because I’m an egomaniac on steroids.
I’m voting Republican because ordinary people don’t like me and I don’t know why.
I’m voting Republican because I fell asleep in church.
I’m voting Republican because I love money more than anything.
I’m voting Republican because I’m a spoiled shitbag.
No Trackbacks To “Why I’m Voting Republican“
It’s all starting to make sense now.
That “Elaine Franklin” just cracks me up.
Good work.
Obama has quite a bit of work ahead of him should he win. Just hope he will be able to meet such high expectations. I don’t know that any man could.
Fantastic. I’d love to see this on TV.
I’m Voting Republican because I’m an idiot!
Its funny because its true . . . hey, wait a minute!
And I’m voting Republican because I hate myself.
battery positive @ 3:
I am confident his cabinet will have the most reliable people in years. That would be a start.
Great video.
Thanks to whomever it was who posted it in the Open Threads last night.
At the end of the credits it says “No Republicans were harmed in the making of this film”.
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Damn! >:(
I’m voting Republican because I’m better than you…..matter how fucked up I am.
After 8 years of george bush, and his total lack of knowledge, I am not the least bit worried about Obama. Finally, we’ll have a leader we can be proud of
I’m voting Republican because me MUST keep Armageddon on schedule.
Brilliant. True. Pass it on.
And I’m voting republican because John McCain will be some damn good eye candy for the next 4 years. Mmmmmm, old balls.
Word. Old balls.
Great stuff. Shorten it to 30 seconds and run it.
StirFry Belvedere @ 15:
and that’s not shredded coconut on those balls………..lol
Goodness, this one hits you over the head. When I email articles and videos to my really ignorant relatives, well, I guess I try to be subtle. Oh, what the heck - I’m sending it.
StirFry Belvedere @ 15:
And don’t forget that musty, dusty old ho he’s married to. Just shake off the cobwebs and she’s good to go.
I’m voting Republican because I get the same
shock treatments McCain does & it’s free.
The video no longer works … so I went out to YouTube and found another one …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqczNpLg9b8
“So I can go to Iran”…that is so True
I guess all the Dems want bigger govt and more regulation - hope they are willing to pay for it.
im voteing republican because my anus walls are still not sore enough!
rsmuc:
Exactly how do you think we’re paying for this “war”?
dadams @ 18:
lol… I think I’ll pass on eating this Almond Joy for snack this afternoon.
rsumc @ 24:
The deficit for LAST MONTH was $165,000,000,000.
You could afford a lot of Government for that.
Pass this around. It’s making the rounds on the email chain gang circuits already. We have to take back this country. Plus its funny.
rsmuc.
Is that an abbreviation for repuglican schmuck?
We should each send this video out to 10 people we know (or don’t know). This is a PR war. For free - we can help fight it. It costs us nothing to send this video out to 10 friends , relatives, or strangers. Also ,on Youtube, there are many videos of McCain contradicting himself to the extreme. We should send those videos to friends, relatives, and /or strangers. It’s a PR war folks. The Armageddon Party against The Democrats. Unfortunately Nancy Pelosi is in the middle.
It was good up until the genetically modified food part. If you want people to starve to death while you bitch about having “organic” food, go for it!.
I’m voting Republican because Rush and O’Racist told me to.
Thinker says:
Goodness, this one hits you over the head. When I email articles and videos to my really ignorant relatives, well, I guess I try to be subtle. Oh, what the heck - I’m sending it.
I hesitated for a moment too before sending, but the time for subtlety is passed.
Sorry folks, I’m voting Democrat becauseI still have a couple of years to live yet.
If repigs win I really don’t want to live in this country anymore and I am too old to start over again.
I was rearranging my books and it’s funny how my outlook changed over the years - conventional wisdom says you get more conservative as you get older,funny that’s not the case- started out conservative/libertian- that’s when I had a job that paid my bills and didn’t think I needed any government years later conservatism and libertainism are theories that don’t work in the real world there has to be something to keep rampant capitalism in check corporations are inheritally self serving and when the agencies that policied them were supported by the government and not those that were policied the system worked now it’s a joke
Will I ever vote republician not as long as they thye current mindset
(sample republican comment)
the lesbian chick on the right was hot!!!!!
I’m voting Republican because I’m with Stupid!
Blue Lensman @ 34:
I saw this earlier today and emailed it to some my right-leaning friends. Talk about complete and utter meltdowns…..it was like an O’Racist redux.
I imagine there will be a lame Republican version of this.
“I’m voting Democrat because I’m a elitist marxist commie nazi, duuuuh.”
I’m voting repiglican because I believe that if I cover my ears and keep my eyes shut reeeel tight I can believe that the bloated bureaucracy and crazy-assed deficit of that last 7 1/2 years didn’t really happen.
I’m voting repukelican because only 8 repugs voted for the Global warming bill. And that meant they had enough to filibuster it. So it got pulled from the floor. That’s why I’m voting repukelican. Anybody know where I can get some 100 sunblock?
maybe this will explain things for certain demographics
kindof funny
http://bravenewfilms.org/blog/.....in-cartoon
I’m a conservative Republican because I want to use the notion that “G/god exists” as a political, social and economic tool of unearned entitlement while I demean others for utilizing beneficial social programs like welfare and school lunches because they don’t help me directly at all.
I’m a conservative Republican because I want to use such superficial means like the color of my skin, the religious boogeyman I worship, the amount of money I have, or my last name to promote a false sense of superiority. Without that, I’d have no real purpose in life.
I’m a conservative Republican because while I like to make lots of money by using arcane methods of economic suppression not seen since the dark ages and taking advantage of society like a biological parasite, I don’t want to take any personal responsibility for the well being of society. That’s because taking that kind of responsibility would mean I’d have less stuff to own. I’d much rather take the kind of responsibility that says I get to act irresponsibly as long I get richer.
I’m a conservative Republican because I like to root for American troops who die for my causes in pointless wars, but not for those who come home and have to live off my taxpayer money because the wars left them handicapped and debilitated.
I’m a conservative Republican because I like to pretend homosexuality is an objective evil, that way I can tell them how to love each other and they can’t tell me that I have to even care about them.
I’m a conservative Republican because I can’t understand that a person kills off more living human cells taking a piss or picking their nose than they do by utilizing stem cells for modern research.
I’m a conservative Republican because I believe its more important for pharmaceutical companies to make more money by providing treatments illnesses rather than coming up with cures.
I’m a conservative Republican because I know GWB was justified in lying about Iraq and not only getting thousands of our own troops killed, but also killing more Iraqi citizens in the past 3 years than Saddam Hussein did in the past 20.
I’m a conservative Republican because I believe GWB can be forgiven for Iraq, letting Osama get away, Valerie Plame, Hurricane Katrina, stem cell research and all the rest but Bill Clintion is the anti-christ because he got a bl*wjob.
I’m a conservative Republican because I like to think GWB is so wonderful for trying to step in to keep the plug from being pulled on that rich white girl Terri Schiavo even though he wouldn’t bat an eyelash to save that black child who was in a persistent vegetative state from getting his plug pulled in Texas.
I’m a conservative Republican because I believe the fetus is a human being even though it is a parasitic organism that can’t live, breathe or think outside the female body - which I also believe is the property of my religion - until it reaches maturity. I am also a conservative Republican because I’m willing to kill anyone who doesn’t believe that life begins at conception - even though, again, people kill off more living human cells when they take a piss.
I’m a conservative Republican because I don’t know the difference between a conjecture based on supernatural nonsense and a theory that has actual evidence to support it.
I’m a conservative Republican because I like being a socially worthless slab of white trash, regardless of how much money is in my bank account.
WOW, Wish they would run this on TV.
The message …. “I’m Voting Republican because I’m Stupid as a Rock”
Obama doesn’t have a plan to get troops out of Iraq.
He’s full of shit.
There’s no real difference between the two parties.
Whatever happened to the “share it” email? I miss sending special posts out this way. It was much faster in getting out the word.
I’m as liberal as they come, but the video is just a bunch of strawman arguments and false dilemmas. It’s not like Republicans can’t be anti-corporation or pro-environment or pro-union or anti-lobbyists. Democrats like it because it’s one big attack on their opponents, but people in this country need to realize that there’s very little difference between the two parties. This entire country is run by businesses; the politicians are rather meaningless puppets, and the puppets come from both sides of the aisle.
Once we eliminate political parties and the politicians’ ties to business interests, this country will be a lot better off. The 2008 election means very little in terms of change. Obama is a politician just like everyone else who’s run for President, he’s not going to do anything special. And, obviously, neither is McCain.
SK @ 46:
no your right he doesn’t have a plan to the troops out of iraq……the pentagon and state dept does….and leave independent contractors in
Zenrage @44:
Well said except for one teensy problem: your usage of the adjective conservative.
The correct word in each case would be regressive.
That was great. I have had an idea for one, a bit less ambitious, maybe I can pull it off soon…
Obama Cabinet : Chairman of the FCC: Jon Stewart
I’m voting Republican because tonight Chris Matthews said that the dems are using words and phrases as code words to point to McCains advancing age. Things like, he’s confused, he’s out of touch and he’s lost his bearings. I guess dems have to use those kinds of things otherwise people would not be able to notice McCain’s age. I’m just glad Chris didn’t ask what McCain’s explanation was for his many screw ups.
So I’m voting republican because, well, someone said I should or else the democrats with change the direction our country has been headed for the last eight years. Also I hate that I have so many rights and choices. I have other things to do besides making choices and applying my rights.
Loved it!! I just sent that out to all of the unregistered voter and Republican friends and family.
Thanks to the makers of the ad.
I’m voting republican because I’m a sadomasochist.
So, why are some Clinton supporters going to vote republican? makes absolutely no sense. But, you know, maybe this is what the democrats needed….a purge of the junk from the party. It’s obvious that these people care little about the issues. There’s no explanation as to why you would choose to vote against what you supposedly believe in. it’s simply amazing.
I’m voting Republican because I’m mentally challenged.
I’m voting Republican because I enjoy playing golf with smart guys like myself.
I’m voting Republican because no one appreciates the jobs I give them.
I’m voting Republican because poor people bug me.
I’m voting Republican because I’m a mean SOB.
I’m voting Republican because I’m an egomaniac on steroids.
I’m voting Republican because ordinary people don’t like me and I don’t know why.
I’m voting Republican because I fell asleep in church.
I’m voting Republican because I love money more than anything.
I’m voting Republican because I’m a spoiled shitbag.