November 6, 2022

Valerie Bertinelli is one of the blue checkmarks on Twitter. Of course, she is. Everyone has had a crush on her at some point. I had a girl crush at one period, but that's another story. Elon Musk said in 2016: A million humans could live on Mars by the 2060s. Fast forward to 2022: I need 8 bucks, bro.

Musk wants to charge money for the blue checkmark, and if you don't pay, he'll essentially have you shadow banned on Twitter. That's not very free speechy.

So, Bertinelli (wait, can I call you Valerie?) Valerie replaced her name on Twitter with Musk's and started retweeting to support Democrats, and it then said, "retweeted by Elon Musk."

She stopped doing that a few hours later, but it got under Elon's thin skin.

I can't stop snort-laughing:

This right here:

He's mad that people are mocking him. Does this remind you of anyone else?

Elon is desperate. He wanted to be a big bad edgelord that people were in awe of, and instead, he revealed what a ridiculous creature he was. I sometimes wonder why Grimes settled for him. It's cool, girl, my choices of men haven't always been that great, either.

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