TDS: Stewart Pitches McCain New Names For "Straight Talk Express"

It was reported yesterday that Saint McCain changed the name of his famous "Straight Talk Express" to "No Surrender." Last night the struggling presi
By SilentPatriot — September 14, 2007

tds-mccain-bus.jpg It was reported yesterday that Saint McCain changed the name of his famous "Straight Talk Express" to "No Surrender." Last night the struggling presidential contender made his 11th appearance on "The Daily Show" and let Jon run some new names by him. I personally like the third one.

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"There's no need for you to be honest with us...you're no longer on the 'Straight Talk Express.'"

Whatever else you might say about McCain, he really is a good sport.

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