Countdown's Worst Persons: The I-Man, El Rushbo & Ferret Face
By Logan Murphy Thursday Dec 13, 2007 2:20pm
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Radio host hack Don Imus landed himself with the bronze award on Thursday's night's Worst Person in the World segment on Countdown, for asking one of his guests "Why don't you like Huckabee? Are you gay, or what?." The silver went to Rush Limbaugh for completely taking out of context words used by Bill Moyers, and the gold went to Bill O'Reilly for becoming disturbingly obsessed with a story of teenage girls taking partially nude pictures of themselves and sending them to other teens on the internet. BillO actually brought a father, a comedian and a shrink onto the show and made it the top story, calling for the kids to have the book thrown at them. Keith sums up the creepiness;
"Bill, steer out of this skid quickly - very quickly! Right now you're getting worked up over the thought of chaining naked 13 year old girls in the cellar for maybe 18 months. Stop while you still can!"
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If you want to watch something REALLY funny, watch THIS! "O'Reilly, The Opera"
Someone actually wrote an opera about Bill O'Reilly..
Don't mean to stray off your posts topic, Murphy. Just thought you and John should know about this.
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ferret face, hee hee
and, let it be said, the iman is a fool--as are his routine guests.
imus is the beltway's idea of what a 'manly man' is.
Loli HAET O'Reilly!
... Sorry, lil 4Chan humor there. (Never ever go to that website. Not if you value your soul.)
That said... yeah that's freaking creepy as all hell. Bill'O... get help. Seriously. We already know you have trouble controling your sexual impulses - but do you REALLY want to get convincted of molesting children? I mean I know it'd be a hell of a topper for your career and all... but...
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
... Actually no. Bill, DON'T think of the children, and most definitely not in THAT way.
Yep, Bill(shit) is getting himself all excited thinking about this and wondering why the young girls didn't send him a picture.
I already said O'Reilly's worked up because his own daughter is probably doing this - sending pictures of herself to her boyfriend, instead of him.
Purity Ball, anyone?
Oh yeah, where's that pic of John Amato with Ann Coulter. Just as I was posting a comment, it magically disappeared. Did you send Nicole to the woodshed for that, John?
BillO actually brought a father, a comedian and a shrink onto the show
Not quite, he brought a father, Dennis Miller, and a shrink onto the show.
Samson- @ 3:
Imus is monty burns without the cash or the funny. A decrepit old skeleton animated by his personal hates.
The joke about the "Imus pool" cracked me up. When he was rehired my first thought was "How long before he fucks this up?" I think they're keeping him around because they're counting on the ratings they'll get when he dies on air.
Just thought I should add to my comment about the opera:
Its called "Mackris v. O"Reilly" and its a baroque oratorio. The libretto uses the verbatim transcript of the sexual harassment complaint brought against Bill O'Reilly in 2004. It was performed in January 2007 at University of Washington, Seattle, with The Belltown Chamber Symphony & Chorus, and featured soloist.
I almost fell out of my chair listening to it this morning.
Who watches Bill again? Oh yeah, his audience is over 71 years old. About 1000 viewers who are into sick $hit like this.
Major Frank Burns?
"Fair and Balanced" Dave @ 7:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!! Thanks! That's hilarious and absolutely correct.
asshat...
revulver @ 13:
and what should we say about you?
ysbaddaden @ 11:
eats worms
revulver @ 13:
You're right. He shouldn't stoop to that league of immature, juvenile sociopaths made up of O'really, Limp Brain and the rest of'em.
I'd love to hear that Imus quote in context. I'd bet there was some irony in it.
O'really thinks he's Krebs from The Keeper (2004). What a psycho!!
Ironic how Orally talks about being chained in the cellar.
It's probably the safest place for him to be, away from people.
revulver @ 16:
do you always blurt out a statement w/o any rationale?
revulver @ 13:
Thank God!
I hear the senior league, Bill's audience of 71 year olds are dying.
Do anyone have Robert Wexler as there Representative?
revulver @ 13:
Yes, he's not part of the geriatric mouth-breather league which frequents Faux.
billy's comments on this subject were noted on "news hounds" i think. they were nice enough to include some salacious excerpts from billy's novel "Those Who Trespass: A Novel of Television and Murder". it helped bring context to the thread. can someone do it here?
IgnoranceIsNotBliss @ 22:
He's not my rep, he's in the next district, but I went to his website and signed his form calling for Evil Dick's impeachment.
Otay @ 23:
Olberman is in his own major league. His commentaries are hard hitting and right to the point. More over, his commentaries focus on what matters to the United States as a whole. One topic that is of particular importance to the American people is holding the Bush Administration accountable for their actions. Billo, Rush, Imus and many others like them are to afraid to tackle to hold this Administration accountable so they pull out almost trivial topics that appeal to only a small segment of American society.
Comparing Bill O'Reilly to Frank Burns (everybody, 1, 2, 3...) IS AN INSULT TO FRANK BURNS AND FERRET FACES EVERYWHERE!!!
Samson- @ 15:
You said it ferret face.
You get fired for saying 'nappy' but not 'gay'! That whole 'nappy' deal, there was more to it than meets the eye.
Adapting from Family Guy (don't sue me!): "Look honey! It's the two symbols of the Republican Party, an elephant and a group of fat, middle-class white guys who are afraid of change."
Yeah, Imus is mostly lame and juvenile, but he gets props for regularly refering to the VP as "war criminal Dick Cheney."
Joementum @ 31:
Hey Imus! I was wondering when you was gona visit this blog, you bigot.
Dr. Acula @ 25:
He's not in mine either (I got stuck with Buchanan over Jennings) but I signed the form as well.
I signed it to. Thanks.
It's about time for Angst Coltish to pop up w/some smarmy comment. Imus/BOR/other stupid idiots are getting all teh publicity these daze ...
Hi, my name is Bill-O. Not only do I play an asshole on television, but I REALLY am an asshole!
Reporter @ 32:
Hey, Rev. Al!
JudyLou @ 35:
I meant snarky. Smarmy to her sleazy Neocon base, certainly.
McDuff @ 16:
I agree that in an ideal world he shouldn't but Keith's show has always been a mixture of serious credible interviews with well informed, honest professionals and citizen specialists with a dose of good humor and human interest stories which include tabloid muckraking of chumps like O'Reilly, Limbaugh and Coulter. Of course, what these scumbags say has no significance beyond humor and the fact that a certain depraved and/or misguided group of people actually believes what the scumbags say and these people do not live in their own bubble and must therefore be made aware of. For example, if you know your brother listens to Rush then you know, among other things, he thinks Bill Moyers hates all Republicans and that PBS is ultra liberal since Moyers is given air time there. These guys are trying to marginalize their enemies in the minds of their audience. Pure, unadulterated propaganda. It has to be exposed and taken seriously as propaganda.
There are also people who believe The Globe and The Star too.
Chicago Joe @ 36:
He likes to believe that he's assholier than thou.
Keith likes peanuts? Who knew!
I think revulver meant boogerman, which leads me to believe revulver is a very bad misspelling for ... nope. Not going to say it.
Imus hasn't learned a thing but keeps getting Steve Howeian second chances
Keith really needs to give the Bill O obsession a rest. Yes, we all know that Bill is a toad, but is the world so devoid of awfulness that one man appears on Keith's list of worst people in the world every stinking week? Keith really seems to have a hard-on for Bill and that's pretty creepy.
Charles Wilton @ 44:
Not until billo retires, this is the fox noise centerpiece thus the biggest (and easiest) target to go after. Keep it up Keith!
glad to see im not the only one who thinks that lufa boy is a closet pedo
and i lost the imus pool....i chose day 1
and if you havent heard his new show, you really need to catch it...he sounds every bit his 150 year old self
I'm gay and I find Imus' wrinkly bag ass leather fucking face even scarier than lard ass Huckabee and his dog torturing, grenade launcher toting mouth breather fucking family
“Why don’t you like Huckabee? Are you gay, or what?.”
That is the funniest thing I've ever heard
Mark my words...One day Billo will show up on 'To Catch A Predator'.
Aussie @ 2:
All creationists should be imprisoned immediately. They are terrorists, and are clearly devoid of rational thought.
yea exactly, falafel pedo psycho boy not only deserves to get slamed until he is fired from being america's freakshow host while teaching americans how cool it is to be a bunch of psychotic morons. But again we fall into the dilema of talking to much about someone that so many want to make irrelevant.
The O'pera using falafel boy's words was hillarious... gosh, I wish he makes a freudian slip some day on air and admits his wild intentions, someone should squeeze it out of him!
get that garbage off the air!!!!!!!!!
Where were O'Reilly's eyes looking when he said "This is big," I wonder? On second thought, I'd rather not know.
Brought up in fear of a father who would chain him in the basement... That's got to screw someone up, a fact certainly evident in his willingness to inflict just such an inhumane treatment on a teenaged girl.
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