Glenn Beck on Why You're Going to Learn to Love John McCain
By Bill W. Tuesday Feb 12, 2008 2:00pm
Glenn Beck pontificating on why the Democrats won't be able to win in November:
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Beck: Tonight, here's what you need to know. The war, immigration, the economy, the primaries have pushed the Democrats too far to the left, but how long before the American people figure it out, and will it be too late? This is the time in an election that, you know, it's like young love. You're wild. You're impetuous and you're up for just about anything, but when the flirting is over and it's time to make a commitment the smart ones retreat back to what makes sense. You know, the girl you can take home to mom. You might date really really strong liberals, but you never marry them.
Is he really saying that he thinks we'd rather take John McCain home to mom that Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton? EEeeew! Bartender! Cut that man off right now and call him a cab. Glenn's evidently fallen off the wagon and he's going to have one heck of a hangover in the morning (of Nov 5th). Lest we forget, which we won't, in what must have been one of his more sober moments, Beck himself promised to bring someone else home to momma this November.
I apologize in advance for following this idiot on his pathetic analogy, but if there ever was a candidate that was (electorally?) 'coyote ugly' it's John McCain. On every issue that Beck claims the Democrats have been pushed too far to the left on, just look at where their Republican candidate is:
- On the war he doesn't care if we will be in Iraq for 100 more years or even 10,000 more years. In fact, he's now promising us even more wars, and we all know mom's really not going to be happy if she catches Dr McStrangelove outside the window serenading you with his rousing rendition of "Bomb Bomb Iran."
- On immigration your mother actually might think he's okay, depending on which face he's talking out of, but conservative voters sure won't.
- When it comes to the economy, McCain already admits he knows nada and is too afraid to even show his face to do anything about it.
Unless the GOP finds a way to slip the nation-at-large a mickey (like they did in 2000), voters will not be bringing John McCain home to meet the parents come November, and I didn't even have to point out that your mother would likely think he's too old for you anyway. Oops, I guess I just did.
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glen like the rest of the gop and reichwingneocon fuck-ups
have not taken a dump for years. their fear is they are
not tall enough when standing on their toes.........
this, in reichwing land, passes for astute political commentary.
beck doesn't remember that hitler took out his partner first. So did Brutus come to think of it. Oh shit, that able and cane show!, adam and eve. fascists are so short sighted. they don't appear to have any recall. yet it doesn't always equate to stupidity or ignorance?
Is this a great country or what? When a maroon like this is given a national platform, and paid handsomely to pull idiotic observations out of his ass and pass if off as political analysis.
"Glenn Beck on Why You’re Going to Learn to Love John McCain."
Is this anything like his other rant, "Glenn Beck on Why You’re Going to Learn to Love Heinrich Himmler?"
Has everyone heard the expression, "Unhinged?"
Glenn,
Here comes you're 19th nervous breakdown.
Everybody loves the leader...
It's bliss...
uhhhh, glen beck has already said he'd vote hilary over McCain't.
Samson- @ 2:
Isn't an asstute just another name for a fart?
Can somebody tell this buffoon he is a far right wacko and not an "independent" as he stated on the Larry King Show?
He says that he's an "Independent" and then launches into the typical nonsensical praise of the right and hatred of the left. Sure, that is independent. So if he's so "independent" why are so many of his brethren voting for Barack?
The Populist @ 10:
Penis envy?
Goes to show how far the center has been pulled to the right when Clinton and Obama are both seen as very liberal.
ysbaddaden @ 9:
LMAO!!! And isn't a fart just a horn for a turd?
You can't take a liberal home to mom and dad if your parents happen to own an oil company :)
Man, if this thing goes on for even 12 more years and we've already broken the military, my son will be old enough to be DRAFTED into their FUBAR war and he's only 6! Get out!
Wow, that was one of the dumbest commentaries I've ever heard. So many comparisons that have nothing to do with each other. Man, it's fun to watch republicans squirm and try to come up with reasons why they aren't going to fail in November. The rationales are getting pretty far out there, and are only going to get funnier.
"Here's why republicans are going to win the election. Hillary is old and Barack is fresh out of college. You will want to take McCain home to your mother."
LOL. What a tool.
I love it when one moron speaks highly of another moron.
Glenn, being a liberal is kind of a cool thing right now. Please get back on the bottle. What a psychopath.
How long before we see this weenie on YouTtube crying about how he got date-raped by McCain?
Well, that was incoherent and creepy.
Glenn Beck - Dweeb extraordinaire
I thought this was supposed to be Glenn Beck. All I saw was his removed hemoroid. Oh, you say that was Glenn Beck?
I wonder if the idiot can count....
Something McBush and the RNC needs to worry about.
MARYLAND
Obama 457,053
Rodham 277,941
totals.. 734,994
McCain 160,574
Huckabee 84,961
Romney 18,255
Paul 17,355
totals... 281,145
There apears to be less NEOCONS in
the Common Wealth too..
VIRGINA
Obama 623,141
Rodham 347,252
total 970,393 <------
McBush 244,135
Huckano 198,247
Paul 22,056
RomBush 17,532
total 481,970 <------
http://edition.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/
I stopped watching CNN because they employed that simple minded, twittering idiot! Do I have to stop coming to C&L because you're giving this pickled, fat f*ckin' dousch more air time too?
Bush the Liar @ 21:
But what's with CNN that they don't see this as a full-on propaganda catapult?!? It doesn't even qualify as a (coherent) op-ed piece.
why is it Glen Pecker head thinks, people like puke
On the teevee the other night, C-SPAN was replaying a Q&A with Mann Colt-err. A Young Republiscum at the mike asked Mann if s/he had ever 'dated' a liberal. Mann responded by saying, "they don't stay liberal long" to a round of laughter.
No, Mann, they go straight from a liberal to a stiff corpse once you get your fangs into them. Yeesh!! (:>
Joementum @ 19:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT's the best comment yet!
Thanks!
I wanna know why the media is not commenting on the fact that Democrats are showing up as much as 10 to 1 in the primaries. Have you seen the numbers! It's AMAZING to see how many people are showing up to vote! Beautiful!!
We might just get out country back after all!!
But for cryin' out loud, the media won't dare say anything!!!!! WTF??
"Unless the GOP finds a way to slip the nation-at-large a mickey .."
It will most likely come in the form of a new Terrorist Alert (remember those? think back to the last election cycle, which is the last time we have heard about them.) or maybe another newsworthy arrest of "suspected terrorists" (you know, the ones that end up having all charges dropped for lack of evidence).
The GOP will do all they can to shift the focus to National Security which is the only area that they perceive an advantage over the Dems. We need to talk about this openly and loudly so that we can difuse their Rovian tactic before they try it. Mark my words, it will not be long till we have to modify Biden's earlier comment to read : Every sentence McCain utters has a Noun a Verb and Fear in it.
"Glenn Beck on Why You’re Going to Learn to Love John McCain"
Lol, Um no you fool, America is sick and tired of an outrageous illegal war, being lied to, and disrespectful corporate manipulation. Sick to death, so shut your stupid, ignorant mouth you inbred little worm!
Darth_Romney @ 24:
Yep me too. Was the final straw. Life without 24 hour cable bombast news channels is much nicer.
Can someone please tell me how someone who only graduated from high school has his own show on CNN?
I know that he was a former junkie and had alcohol problems, but that does not give him the right to spew hate on tv and radio.
Just go to media matters and think progress and take a look at the number of racists things this idiot has said during his shows on the radio and tv. Why is he still allowed to have a show? I don't get that at all.
He's a racist and a sociopath. If you do not agree with his views, then you are nothing.
The last time America fell in love and brought someone home to mom, the guy raped the country and stole all Mom's money, plus he sent her kids into an unnecessary war to fight and die. Maybe it's time America rethought the attributes they look for in a mate.
"As a conservative I don't think we've fought this war to win" As a conservative Glen you're a warmongering chickenhawk coward who avoided war. You haven't fought any war to win.
Beck is giving us an idea of the Rethuglican strategy to come. Scare American with change and damage a Leebrul might do to deflect attention away from all the damage conservatives have done.
Turn off this ass clown. Read a blog.
ROFL!!!! What a joke. Do these idiots not realize how utterly stupid they seem? Wow. That was hysterically sad.
Glenn's right! Remember the last time a Democrat who conservatives thought was an ultra-liberal ran against an old Republican "war hero" senator? The year was 1996, and ol' Bob Dole really wiped the floor with...
Oh wait, never mind
clumberfeet @ 6:
19th? If my 19th you mean 1900th, then I would agree with you.
I'm still puzzled as to why this moron and racist has this show on CNN.
The Smiths - Expose the Crooks @ 23:
GOP election strategy every 2 years:
Believe what we tell you, not your own eyes.
McCain can only win if BushCo stage a terrorist happening to scare the shit of people all over again.
Fear is all the repukes have. That's it. Defense contractors only account for so many votes!
I also have another question.
Apart from being obviously crazy, does Glenn Beck have any mental issues? I'm serious about this. There has to be something wrong with this guy.
Why do these people think that being far to the left is bad? Look what far to the right has gotten us over the last 7 years.
The worst President in history destroying the United States of America and a large portion of the globe. The opposite of that has got to be better.
Anybody else think Beck sounds an aweful lot like Sylvester the Cat? Thufferin' thuckatash!
Geno in Ptown @ 42:
He claims to be a recovering alcoholic, not that that would explain his insanity.
I think he's just an immature brat who never grew up.
You have to remember that CNN, MSNBC, FOX, NBC, ABC, and CBS news stopped along time ago being news organizations. They have all been bought and paid for corporate infotainment fronts that sell merchandise to consumers while putting a happy face on their corporate masters. The most outrageous draws the most eyeballs. They are not interested in what is best for this country or the world. They are interested in selling ad space.
Ah yes, McCain: the sober, sensible candidate.
The way I see it is the republicans don't want to win the WH. They want Hillary to win so they can blame her for the problems we will be having because of the situations this administration created. There is no way McCain can win it and he is to stupid to realize it. Look at the numbers.
How and when did anything Glen Beck had to say become relevant? He isn't important enough to even repeat.
The 30%ers candidate.
Ron @ 48:
Your forgetting the Supreme Court. Yes they want to win.
RayC @ 51:
Good point. I did forget, but they sure had a bad choice to pick from.
Even Rush has hinted at the courts as being the only reason to vote for McCAin. And for anyone who wants to believe McCain has a "liberal" streak, that's like saying Roberts and Alito are "liberal judges". Cuts both ways....and we better get the White House or else it'll be more of the US Chamber of Commerce/Federalist Society Approved federal judges. Period.
In 2004, 50 million + people were stupid enough to vote for Bush again.
If they are going to be stupid enough to vote for McBush, a.k.a. George W. Bush III, then I don't want to live in this country.
Seriously, why would anyone want to stay in Iraq for 100 years is a mystery to me and a stupid thing to say if you're running for president.
ConcernedCanuck @ 44:
Ah no. Sylvester is a cute cat. Beck is a _________?
I married a liberal and so did my wife.
pissed off patricia @ 55:
...disease ridden rat?
I think they accidentally removed his brain instead of his hemorroids.
"Glenn Beck on Why You’re Going to Learn to Love John McCain"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzJgytGDafA
If Beck has a hissy fit on CNN and no one is around to hear it, does he make a sound?
liberalNmoderation @ 13:
It's a accompanying movement.
Don @ 53:
I figured it was only a matter of time before Rush and his imitators got over their hissy fit and got behind McInsane.
If I met this moron in person I'd slap his ugly mug and tell him to read a fucking book once in a while. The last thing the world needs are these painfully ignorant loud mouths spewing their half wit notions at people and doing their best to dumb down everything to the level of reslug politics. We know they're stupid and incapable of dealing with complex concepts do they need idiots like this proving that point over and over and over again?
The only way this country elects an unabashed supporter of the Iraq disaster and future aggression toward Iran is if the country is given no choice.
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This man is such a horses-ass.
Thanks for putting up a story on him so I could have the opportunity of pointing that out. The re-pig-lican talking heads are all bat-shit crazy.
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This coming from the guy who; "drinks the blood of small people who are different then him" and continues to exemplify how backwards this mans logic really is. I mean I dislike O'Reilly as much as the next guy, but at least he is amusing in his banter, and off the claims. Beck is just obnoxious, and tends to give me a headache more then anything else.
HyerStandard.com
Obama is being thrust upon us.
To look at the newspapers or the blogs you would think he was running unopposed.
He won't have a chance against McCain.
McCain will campaign as the new Ike.
Obama has no record and no clue.
McCain the war hero will campaign as the one who is equipped to end the war.
The people will buy it, and who could blame 'em.
Obama will try his empty rhetoric at a truly mass audience and they will fall asleep.
The RIGTHT WING NUTTERIES in this country STILL think ANYBODY IS LISTENING TO THEM.
Spend five minutes on any day with Rush, or Hannity, or that DITSIE blond on the radio in the morning. They are un-relenting in their own SELF-LOVE and disdain for any line of thinking that even approaches centrist.
FIVE MINUTES will be enough to utalize the OFF BUTTON,
and thank your liberal stars for FREEDOM OF CHOICE.
JIMMYT @ 65:
hmm... liberals supporting market fundamentalism? that doesn't sound right....
that sounds like NEOliberalism (which is the product of thatcher, friedman, reagan, etc and spread like economic leprosy by the IMF and world bank).
a belief that markets regulate themselves, and that there is this mythological "free" market is, to me, not liberalism, but fantasy. a dangerous fantasy at that. a fantasy with a record of failure and misery.
the other things i thought were spot on though...
just sayin'
LionelB @ 68:
HRC, on the other hand will watch her ridiculous claims of "experience" fall flat against an opponent who doesn't look younger than she. Hillary can then either completely ignore the Iraq war (by far McCain's biggest weakness) or try the John Kerry "I was for it before I was against it" argument. McCain laughs all the way to the White House.
These right wing douchebags always underestimate us. Democrats and Liberals CAN'T WAIT to vote. If I could I'd vote right now for either Hillary or Barack to keep John McCave out of office.
fiver @ 71:
I don't know what your problem is but it looks like Barack is going to take this anyway and he'll have my support once we decide on a candidate. I really don't think people like McLame as much as the media says they do. If it's a choice between Hillary and McLame, Hillary gets my vote any day of the week and I bet she wins the general election.
Save this clip so that it can be played back for Glenn in November.
I must say, I disagree with Lionelb too. Obama will destroy McLame in the general election. No one wants to be in Iraq besides McLame and the rest of the warmongering neocon idiots. It'll be a blowout. Obama wins with 70 to 80%.
Glenn Beck. Please don't waste our time....
LionelB@68 John "hundred year occupation" McCain is equipped to end the war? Man you trolls bring the dumbest shit to C&L.
Lionel@68 I reread your comments. "McCain is the new Ike". You fucks really do want the 50's back. Your comment is the kind of shit some 8th grader would spray paint behind the school on a wall.
nonbeliever @ 73:
nonbeliever @ 75:
You "disagree" with LionelB, but I "have a problem." All I tried to point out is that HRC as a nominee against McCain loses the "experience" card she has so heavily relied on thus far. She also cannot cannot attack McCain effectively where he is most vulnerable - the War. Perhaps you could point out why you believe there is some sort of "problem." Or are you just relying on the Hillary Derangement Syndrome meme?
ysbaddaden @ 9:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goHYC6sfS2Q&feature=related
&
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0IbHFUc6M4
He really cracked me up when he said, "trust me".
All these guys seem like used car salesmen.
To hell with Glenn Beck and to hell with CNN for putting the fascist asshat on. CNN is just another spelling of FOX in my house.
Left&Left @ 77:
Excuse me, Mr. man.
I did not say McCain was the new Ike.
I said he would campaign as the new Ike.
The Smiths - Expose the Crooks @ 23:
And the Super Tuesday totals are even more telling:
Democratic votes for Clinton and Obama: 14,622,822 (63.6%)
Republican votes for McCain, Romney and Huckabee: 8,370,022 (36.4%)
I haven't been able to find a total for all voting so far. Hey C & L, have you got the grand totals?
pissed off patricia @ 55:
Beck is a fat, stupid pussy!
Beck makes me yearn for the sane sensibility of Sean Hannity....
fiver @ 79:
I doubt she would even venture to use the experience card against McLame. She'd tie him to the chimp and to Iraq. Obama clearly would have more of an advantage pounding McCave on Iraq than Hillary but it wouldn't be impossible for her to draw a distinction given that he wants to stay in Iraq 100 years and likes to sing "Bomb bomb Iran" while Hillary says she'll initiate a pull out in a matter of months.
Both Obama and Hillary had to be pushed into saying they'll pull out of Iraq. In a prior debate, neither could even guarantee we'd be out of there by the end of their first term. It was thanks to candidates like Kucinich and Richardson that they were driven to this position. I'm not relying on any meme but I do know that I've seen alot of other posters bashing Hillary. Call it what you want. The truth is these 2 candidates have had very similar voting records since they've both been in the Senate. Hillary is a tougher sell but she can still defeat McCave.
McCave will not play the new Eisenhower. He's more married to this war than he is to his wife. Tie him to Bush and the war and he can be defeated.
Does he really want Americans to chose between TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME and short, pasty and wrinkled?
Come on Becky, make our day!
Left&Left @ 78:
Hey left:
Can't you read?
The guy (LionelB @68) said that McCain would campaign as the new Ike who was equipped to end the war.
I too think that will be his strategy and I also fear that he will succeed.
LionelB did not say, as you so blusteringly misquote, that he thought that McCain was in fact another Eisenhower.
Your prose is lovely, however.
Cat Atomic @ 81:
That was the demise of Mitt Romney. Everyone remembers someone with shoe polish black hair and gray highlights at the temple, no pun intended, that did or tried to sell them a car or insurance policy.
Why would you even give this guy relevance when he has none and here I am writing about him to you pardon me while I puke all over my keyboard and the post.
Here is what you need to know. Glen Beck is suffering from ocularrectumitus, he has his head so far up his ass he can only get methane to breath.
I am shocked that this no talent moron is on the airways but then again I am amazed that any of the right wing nut bags are on the air.
A "What you need to know" segment?
Sheeps...