Whenever an unfortunate being has to deal with a fictitious and ridiculous entity known as a "conservative" or, heaven help us, a Booosh, you are forced to descend into their mobius strip veracity and have to define in simplistic terms what “ultimate reality” is, just so you have an agreed upon construct in order to attempt communication. Think of a college educated individual attempting to have a discussion with Sparkles the piano playing duck. But as any intelligible person who has tried to uncover “truth” with a conservative will tell you, it is quite a journey from brushing your teeth in the morning with crusty eyes to morphing/merging into godhead. Of course the vision of brushing your teeth also tells us something about reality. As does a beer and a shot. But not “ultimate” reality. (Name me something that does NOT alter consciousness and I'll go out and say a prayer for it) It also tells us something about the workings of the human brain, or in the case of the GOP, lack thereof. Conservative “thought”, such as it is, is a DMT induced vision, similar to a beer and a shot, albeit a DNA controlled bubble consensus using varying, subconsciously controlled degrees of manipulation and ass “leakage”, designed to distort our focus in this shared wavelength/dimension we call the now.

Can someone please find the object.

Thank you.

Before I see if I can watch the video, I just gotta say this. It will come as a "bitter" disappointment to all the cable channels, Hillary and John McCain, but polls out today nationally and in Pennsylvania, show that Obama's remarks about people in small towns hasn't done one bit of harm to him. He is six percentage polls ahead of Hillary nationally and six points behind her in Pennsylvania.

So will they stop beating on that poor dead horse now? Maybe now they might mention that the president of the United States admitted he okay-ed the torture of human beings.

Nope, the Windows "play" doesn't work. Somebody feed the hamster so we can get the little rascal back on the video playing wheel.

pissed off patricia @ 6:

Before I see if I can watch the video, I just gotta say this. It will come as a "bitter" disappointment to all the cable channels, Hillary and John McCain, but polls out today nationally and in Pennsylvania, show that Obama's remarks about people in small towns hasn't done one bit of harm to him. He is six percentage points ahead of Hillary nationally and six points behind her in Pennsylvania.

So will they stop beating on that poor dead horse now? Maybe now they might mention that the president of the United States admitted he okay-ed the torture of human beings.

Correcting my bad editing

Did I interpret correctly what is the implied from some of the above comments? Are others having trouble with the clip, too? It could be that I'm an e-dolt, and not the first time, but I can't get this to play in either viewer option, Windows Player or Quick Time.

This video has been removed for your own protection.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

And you are being racially profiled!

Carl Gordon @ 2:

Whenever an unfortunate being has to deal with a fictitious and ridiculous entity known as a "conservative" or, heaven help us, a Booosh, you are forced to descend into their mobius strip veracity and have to define in simplistic terms what “ultimate reality” is, just so you have an agreed upon construct in order to attempt communication. Think of a college educated individual attempting to have a discussion with Sparkles the piano playing duck. But as any intelligible person who has tried to uncover “truth” with a conservative will tell you, it is quite a journey from brushing your teeth in the morning with crusty eyes to morphing/merging into godhead. Of course the vision of brushing your teeth also tells us something about reality. As does a beer and a shot. But not “ultimate” reality. (Name me something that does NOT alter consciousness and I'll go out and say a prayer for it) It also tells us something about the workings of the human brain, or in the case of the GOP, lack thereof. Conservative “thought”, such as it is, is a DMT induced vision, similar to a beer and a shot, albeit a DNA controlled bubble consensus using varying, subconsciously controlled degrees of manipulation and ass “leakage”, designed to distort our focus in this shared wavelength/dimension we call the now.

Now that says it all in a tight little nutshell...Bravo

GAH. I've given in, I've gotta say it: C & L is currently the worst site for video. I couldn't get a single clip to play yesterday, something like 0 for 5. And it obviously takes hours more to get it running properly.

Don't bother posting it if it won't run, right?

Add video files first, THEN post blog entry.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=166075

So far Matthews is playing softball with McCain. McCain said he is against torture and Matthews didn't call him on his often changing attitudes about it.

I'm gonna fix the video wheel-running hamster a nice cold dry Sapphire martini, I bet that will get him back in gear.

Still I hope that Barack continues pounding his argument that people vote against their economic interest, despite the travesty of a distraction/discussion in the media right now. It is such an important point.

toma @ 26:

Amazing, still dead, just like yesterday. The fun parts of the site are the video clips, and they never work. Who runs this joint--Amtrak?

You should ask your money back...

ecuwop @ 28:

Still I hope that Barack continues pounding his argument that people vote against their economic interest, despite the travesty of a distraction/discussion in the media right now. It is such an important point.

It IS an important point.I always said that the very people who voted for The Thugs were the ones who would get f***ed the most.

Greg @ 24:

Thanks for the link, Greg.

David Hawes @ 21:

nope No play. No boom boom. Nada.

Like the TSA and navel rings:

"Machine beep. You no go."

It's really a shame that I have to go off site to view clips posted here 75% of the time.But a testament to your dedicated readers that they bail you out.

Thanks for fixing the links.

Btw, I hardly have any problems with the links they provide. In fact this is the first one I have come across in months. Maybe the gods are cursing other people when they are not cursing me.

I think my favourite video last night was this one:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=166074&title=gaffe-in

Especially the part near the end about how Stewart is sick of having a 'normal guy' as a president, and that he really wants somebody embarrassingly superior to him. Someone that speaks 16 languages, sleeps two hours a day in a room especially built by him, etc. etc. Good stuff.

That's one of the truest sketches Stewart has ever done...

I thought that I was embarrased for my country about Monicagate but this moron in chief makes me want to scream in disgust. How did thid idiot get into the highest office in the nation? Hell, how does he find his way out of bed in the morning?