Bill O'Reilly Lets Free His NBC Derangement Syndrome
By Nicole Belle Friday May 30, 2008 1:40pm
If it's true that an unexamined life is not worth living, there has to be a whole sub-corollary that an unexamined life is absolutely necessary for FOXNews pundits. Or we can cut the philosophy and just call Bill O'Reilly the most comically hypocritical talking head on the airwaves today. At least, it would be comical if I wasn't afraid he was about to stroke out. Temper, temper. Obviously, He Who Must Not Be Named has gotten under Billo's incredibly thin skin. But rather than call him out directly, O'Reilly opts to declare a jihad against the whole of the NBC News Department. Scott McClellan's revelations in his book that he felt the media was too soft on the White House during the run up to the Iraq invasion has given Bill O'Reilly the ammunition he imagines he needs to target NBC:
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O’REILLY: I’ll tell you what, I wouldn’t work, Bernie, and I don’t think you would either—I don’t know about Jane—for any organization like NBC which is in the tank, dishonest, has been dishonest, and doesn’t deserve any credibility. You’re working for them, you’re part of it! You’re part of it!
GOLDBERG: What do you want? You want everyone to quit?
O’REILLY: Yeah! I would! I would!
HALL: Bill, I still think you can differentiate—you never want to hear me say this—I think he will have a tough interview. The Today Show was okay. That’s different from what he’ll hear on MSNBC. I just think there’s a difference there. I know you don’t agree with me.
O’REILLY: You’re wrong. There’s no difference. It’s the same guys running both. There’s no difference, Jane. I know who these people are. You gotta make a decision in life. If FOXNews ever did what NBC News is doing. In 12 years, FOXNews has never told me what to say, how to say it, and never allowed any org…any of us…any of us! to go in the tank and attack one candidate and give the other a pass. That’s what they did at NBC. They allowed Hillary Clinton to get carved up, and they let Obama go. That’s a stain that will never go away.
First of all, Bernie "The 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America" Goldberg cannot be described as "fair" ever from anywhere other than the deepest bowels of BizarroWorld. But for Bill O'Reilly to call being in the tank for one candidate and giving the other a pass "a stain that will never go away," well, that's some world-class hypocrisy. Bush-Kerry ring a bell, Bill? And please, spare us the "no one tells me what to say," we know better than that.
Heather included a later portion of the show where O'Reilly lambastes the major network anchors for saying that they had all gotten calls from White House officials, unhappy with particular coverage. I love the logic Bill employs: it can't be valid unless Williams, et al., name the officials involved and it can't be that bad, since Bill O'Reilly never got a call himself. Hmm...I wonder why that is, Bill. Could it be that the White House considered you an ally?
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Bill O'Reilly? *yawn* . . . only the insane listen to him anymore and there is just no hope for them.
keep up the good work ko and
eventually billo will finally
self-destruct.
ROFL!! O'Racist, the mouth piece of the reich-wing GOPigs, is imploding right in front of us. Get some popcorn and crack open a beer....this is pure comedy gold.
Looking at this without adding my political leanings or how I feel about Fox news in general, Bill O'Reilly appears to have a mental problem and should seek help. I mean that. I fear one day his heart will explode or a forehead vein will pop resulting in a stroke.
I would laugh at his derangement if Dunkin' Donuts hadn't caved in to the Malkinites.
You can never underestimate the reach of a televised demagogue without scruples.
But I think KO handles him in the best way possible:
Laughter. The humourless idiots cannot abide being laughed at.
As if Bill O gives a rat's ass about Hilary Clinton..... What about the pass Faux News gives to Bush??!!!
"In 12 years, FOXNews has never told me what to say, how to say it"
If only they did more often - with the more often being their telling him to not talk at all.
Really? I guess he didn't get the memos.
http://wonkette.com/archives/fox-news-memos-the-whole-batch-017613.php
"In 12 years, FOXNews has never told me what to say, how to say it, and never allowed any org…any of us…any of us! to go in the tank and attack one candidate and give the other a pass."
What an amazingly huge steaming pile of BS!
Screw him, and his stupid network. After all they did these years, they will deserve what is coming to them.
Actually NBC and ABC go back and forth as the top news station, while CBS with katie couric is sucking mud. But even CBS gets a larger audience than FAUX.
Sounds like bill o'really's the one that's tanked.
Oh yeah, Timmeh really went out there to the far left with the debate??? MY ASS!!!
What was that direct quote about using MTP to get the message out during the Plame case???
O' Riledup is freakin' and it makes me grin from ear to ear!! He'll be jobless by Jan. '09 and it couldn't happen to a bigger prick!!!
3 Dr. (Bitter Hussein) Matt Says: ROFL!! O’Racist, the mouth piece of the reich-wing GOPigs, is imploding right in front of us. Get some popcorn and crack open a beer….this is pure comedy gold.
Hey, we're all liberals right?
Let's all light up the sinsemellian gold.
What an insane C*NT and Bernie and Jane aren't much better .
Where are the men in white coats holding butterfly nets? Time to take Bill away...
OK, I admit it is different.
NBC carved up Hillary. I'll take his word for it because I don't watch TV.
NBC gave Obama a pass. Again, his word.
But Fox doesn't do that. They carve up Democrats and provide oral sex to Republicans. They're a lot different than NBC.
12 brokenarrow
O’ Riledup is freakin’ and it makes me grin from ear to ear!!
...and it couldn’t happen to a bigger prick!!!
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You're complimenting bill o'really?
I will rue it to my dying breath
That I never sampled the Thai Sticks
My last chance
Was in the Air Force.
Aim High!
It's true that O'Reilly is not human and is less intelligent than a baboon. Only the bottom of the barrel 26% still listens to him. They are Homo Ignoramus. God Bless America.
Wasn't BillO the one who thought we massacred Nazi troops at Malmedy instead of the other way around? Why does Bill O'Reilly hate America?
your not forgiven bill.......your tired and predictable. your a drama queen with a superiority complex. he knows that the opposing (if you will) journalists were brow beaten routinely. if the tone of the questions weren't to the bushies approval they would be left out. fox gives them what they want so no problems. bill your an over paid tabloid guy get over yourself
CafeenMan @ 15:
In fact, they got Bob Dole to provide them a years worth of Viagra to give to McCain just so they could continue sucking him until the fall.
Wow, I haven't seen this much fire in Billo's eyes since he was declaring that child abduction victim Sean Hornbeck 'enjoyed being raped'.
There is nothing quite as lovely as watching this man blow a gasket. I keep waiting for the top of his head to pop off and whatever goo is inside to blast out like Old Faithful (I know, one short spurt). A thing of beauty and a joy forever (than you YouTube)!
O/T: This is the letter I sent to Dunkin' Donuts. Email addresses below if you care to voice your displeasure.
https://www.dunkindonuts.com/aboutus/contact/ URL to their site
andrew.mastrangelo@dunkinbrands.com (PR Manager)
frances.allen@dunkinbrands.com (Brand Marketing Officer)
[I'll let it slide this time, MsJoanne, but the next time you feel like going OT, please find an open thread. Thank you. Site Monitor]
Bill needs either an exorcism or a straghtjacket.
Normally I would think he is lieing but he is saying it so loudly and using his finger to point at me that he must be telling the truth, right?
hood @ 22:
What priest would perform an exorcism on him? Guy would melt the crucifixes!
There is nothing quite as beautiful as watching Bill O totally lose it. I keep waiting for his head to explode - the top popping off like a Pez dispenser and whatever goo resides in that giant noggin' of his comes spewing out like Old Faithful.
OT: Someone mentioned Dunkin Donuts. This is the letter I sent them this morning:
I tried to post the email addresses but it was a no go. Go to the fourth comment here to get email addresses.
dadams @ 2:
I know and it is so fun to watch...more popcorn please!!
Scy @ 1:
not true, O'Falfaf has a big following in retirement homes and prisons, places where the inmates cant get to the TV controls or smash the protected screens.
haha In 12 years nobody has ever pressured O' Reilly, i can fully believe that, they didn;t need to, he's such a deluded warmonger he doesn't need pressuring.
As Andy just beat me to the comment......of course no one ever pressured you Bill coz you do exactly what Roger Ailes wants. You practically share a brain.
brokenarrow @ 12:
Then his pilgrimage to the mecca of Brownsville begins, following in the footsteps of Hannity's fact finding mission and personal experiences.
"I would" !!!! so if the others are hard left and BIASED.
what about Faux which is hard right and dare we say it a tad biased !
so we wait for Billo to do it...
ysbad@16 Don't you mean tied sticks ? http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-294973712418621641&q=up+in+smok... ceo
hood @ 23:
They can start calling it the Head Spin Zone anytime now.
Watching o'racist implode with unfettered anger night after night over NBC is clearly a victory for Olbermann. Olbermann is driving O'racist insane! Olbermann is brilliant!
CafeenMan @ 15:
and free bed bugs for anybody who dares go into their offices.
The eye roll from Bernie Goldberg of all people when they were talking about CBS was worth watching BillOs derangement.
Mon dieu, is it like that all the time? I couldn't imagine sitting through that for more than a few minutes a month.
Contact Dunkin Donuts>
Wow, BillO starts sounding like a thug the angrier he gets. Falafel boy is so funny!
yabad@16 you mean tied sticks? Who believes bill would really quit, when he has been such a big whore all this time, a whore of a different color?
FOXNews has never told me what to say, how to say it, and never allowed any org…any of us…any of us!
If this is true, and I doubt it, but if it is then it is because you're dumb by default, you do not need any orders.
ferrofluid (Obama 08) @ 28:
And, unfortunately, throughout much of the American heartland.
Just spent two weeks in Fresno, CA. The radio is all O' Really, Clannity, Limpballs, ALL THE TIME. There are no longer any NEWS stations, only "news/talk" stations. And "news" has been reduced to a couple of minutes at the top and bottom of the hour. The problem is that Joe six-pack thinks that the Neo-nut drivel IS news, since it's on a self-proclaimed "news/talk" station. That's why these people can't differentiate between news and opinion.
Now I don't expect to change a die-hard Limpalls or O'Really listener into a liberal, but the blending of news and ONLY conservative talk decidedly legitimizes the crap throughout much of middle America.
Why would Fox News Execs HAVE to tell Bill-O what to say? They already KNEW he was going to parrot GOP talking points, which is what they want on the airwaves. Thus, there was no NEED for FOX execs to twist his arm one way or the other: he was already in line from the start.
This was on Keith last night and he edited in some of the O'Shithead temper tantrum from his days at Current Affair or wherever he was. It was very good television.
O'Idiot is nearing the end of his rope as far a NBC is concerned. Olbermann is driving him up a wall.
it is so hilarious that they're all screaming "well, he shudda quit if he wasn't happy!"
obviously forgetting that in fact mcclellan DID quit.
but they compound the stupidity by, among other things, making a big deal that mcclellan is going to make money off his tell-all.
that accusation can be made equally against -- oh, how about karl rove? he publicly shopped his book around under the midguided impression that a publisher would be willing to pay him $3 million for it, ending up with, allegedly, a contract for half that, because as
but he was rescued from even more embarrassing offers by "gop strategist" mary matalin who is going to "oversee" its publication.
and billo? his own website (clipped from the google listing) says:
billo can't be making much from his books because not even the lunatics who visit his website will buy them without a drastic cut from the cover price.
sounds like sour grapes and straw grasping to me.
I think bill is losing it little by little. He can't watch himself being made the buffoon day in and day out on numerous TV shows and world wide on the web without it having some effect on his mental health. It' only a matter of time before he goes right over the edge. I'm hoping it happens live on TV.
karen marie @ 46:
Yes, he quit...3 years later.
A man of integrity would have quit as soon as he learned the rationale for war was false, instead of quitting in 2006 and becoming anti-war in 2008, when Bush only has a 28% approval rating.
McCllellan is doing too little, too late.
I'm kind of getting bored with criticizing O'Reilly. It's shooting fish in a barrel. I mean, isn't he kind of the political Paris Hilton?
heretic @ 49:
Why must you insult Paris Hilton that way?
LKern @ 4:
we can only hope.....his rapport comes soon.
MsJoanne @ 23:
[I'll let it slide this time, MsJoanne, but the next time you feel like going OT, please find an open thread. Thank you. Site Monitor]
Noted. My bad. Sorry for the dup comment. Feel free to delete it. :)
Scy @ 1:
Oh I have to agree, but there is so much delight in witnessing the exploits of this raving As****e and realising that you are not part of that f****d up world.
fastfeat @ 43:
Same for me when I was driving through Colorado back to Illinois. In CO, Rush was the voice of reason! The others were to the right of Mussolini. I didn't hear a single voice of reason until I hit mid-Nebraska.
It was frightening.
And these people shape too many minds. Thankfully (and most regrettably), people are seeing and feeling the results of these idiots. I only hope it's enough to get past the "Yeah, well, democrats" are worse mentality.
CafeenMan @ 16:
people like you are why this country believes in the creation museum,
you are not informed and just take anyone at their word without the
slightest bit of research. i pity your children if you have any, they
will have a poor example of what informed adult means. like
judge judy says, you should not have had children, if that is the case.
tv is not the only source of current events, maybe you could read?
bor really is a psycopath and deranged with his audience/envy syndrome. He is losing it, and although I will never watch the ugly son-of-a-bitch on the tube, I sure enjoy the little clips of him losing his mind because of KO and the other networks, along with all the other stuff that drives him crazy. He is a real piece of shit.
Go to hell bor...and take your whole propaganda network with you!
Speaking of Stains ... what a noisemaker that clown is.
By the way Bill, didn't this administration have meeting with just FOX news in the room in the whitehouse? But thats because you guys are propagandist right?
All bill is missing is a big red nose and some over sized shoes. He makes Soupy Sales look like Walter Kronkite.
I wonder if he has a stiff neck from having to look perpetually to his left to see the world?
You gotta love crotchety old BOB DOLE/BOB DOLE commenting on Scott,calling him a..wait for it..."greedy opportunist".
Jeez Bob,I thought that was a prerequisite for admission into the Grand Old Party.
What self respecting winger ISN'T looking out for Numero Uno?
Oh BTW I forgot to add my condolences to BOB DOLE about Mrs.BOB DOLE.
Apparently she's been suffering from "Bush fatigue".
I think there's an ointment for that Bob.
The timid, apologetic manner of the gal is almost as embarrassing as the scarf she's wearing.
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Trittydi @ 62:
Is it a terrorist scarf?
Bill is a douche.
He always feels need to point.
Major league jerk-off.
If ever there were an expert on stains that won't go away it's our hero Bill. The O'reilly motto: Out damn'd spot.
pinkobait @ 61:
I think it's a little blue pill. :-)
The stain is between the ass cheeks of your underwear BILLO.
It's amazing. Bill O'Lielly really thinks that HIS opinion - is in any way relevant. It boggles the mind.
My god ... he HATES Olberman with a passion he simply can't contain, doesn't he?
We may see the melt-down this election cycle.
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DE-LOSE-SIONAL!!
What a crusty ass pipe...
Bill's wearing a gray coat.
Gray was the color of the Confederacy, which supported slavery.
Therefore Bill supports slavery.
LOOK AT ME, I'M A FOX NEWS PUNDIT!
Trittydi @ 68:
From your keyboard.... And let's hope the cameras are rolling! Maybe they can use it in some Mass Comm classes for What Not To Do.
Poor little Bill. Will the white guy ever get a break in this world?
Bill is blowing a gasket for 2 reasons: 1) Keith 2) Obama is going to win the presidency in a huge landslide - even Murdoch has admitted that Obama is going to be our next president. This will show the clowns on Fox news how useless they have become.
McClellen has confirmed that Bush committed treason by giving the go ahead to out an undercover CIA agent, and FOX -the all
republican network will partially pay for this act of cowardice.
Any drunk in a bar is more insightful and truthful than the people I see on our nation's news networks.
Any drunk in a bar. Especially in these new cyber saloons. [hiccup]
oliar is an idiot and forgive me for being sceptical but bill is full of shit!
Don't worry, gang. It's only a matter of time before BillO completely self-destructs and is taken off the air. It won't be shown on his show, though, since they tape it and any meltdown would be edited out.
BillO is a total coward. He refuses to name names (KO?) in attacking NBC, yet will accuse Brian Williams of not mentioning names from the pentagon.
I am hoping for a PPV event on cable with BillO and KO in a no-holds barred debate. It would be like watching Wexler slice up Ickes today in Florida!
"In 12 years, FOXNews has never told me what to say, how to say it, and never allowed any org…any of us…any of us! to go in the tank and attack one candidate and give the other a pass."
If lying were a disease, his tongue would have fallen off just like his dick did twelve years ago.
O'Reilly and company at Fox always describe themeselves as the ultimate defenders of fairness in the media,as if we are all real fools to believe them.
O'Reilly,Hannity, and the rest of these clowns think we are too stupid to figure them out.
Always they accuse others of what they do themselves.
O'Reilly said he will not work for NBC...
I think Fox is the only place where he fits perfectly,but if he ever is moved to NBC, I will not watch NBC
A rant of lunacy... Nothing new here.
I cant wait for this asshole to have a stroke on the air and die!!!!!!!!!!!
I understand why Bill won't utter Keith's name, but how does he prevent his guests from doing so? Do they have to sign an agreement? Or does he just edit out any Keith references? Strange.
N B fucking C !!!!!!! ARRRGGGGHhHHhh!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA
Well I finally heard O'Reilly say something true.
He needed to go get a drink.
We would be better off if NBC's news division dropped off the face of the planet. The unwashed masses that make up o'lie-a-lot viewers don't watch it for the news, they watch it for the cosby show or whatever crap nbc spews on its primetime.
Its the soccer moms and 2-years-of-college-or-less crowd that watch the today show and nightline and think talking hairpieces like williams and lauer are the smartest men on the planet. They dislike racism and blowing up brown people so they find faux news distasteful, but they can't quite believe that such a likeable haveabeerwith guy like bushco would lie to them. So they watch nbc, which is kinda middle of the road and not so jingoistic and not so confrontational yet slightly critical b/c it has guys like KO.
Once nbc's news credibility as mainstream is wrecked then the median of america will ahve to make a decision - either swallow faux new's outright putrid lies or accept the fact that bush and his cabal are liars. No more hiding from the truth in nbcs feelgood crap news division.
It's surprising that The Colbert Report satirizes Bill O Reilly so well, considering Bill O' Reilly more or less makes satire irrelevant. He's the most brilliant comic ever...with no idea, of course, that he is actually a comedian.
MSNBC is in the tank for Obama. But I dont think NBC itself is that bad. The only pro-Obama person (or you might say anti-Hillary) on NBC is Tim Russert, other than him theyre pretty fair I think.
O'Reilly overreaches by conflating the two because the only way he thinks he can hurt Olbermann is to attack his employer which is NBC and ultimately General Electric. He's been attacking GE too. It does make him look derranged. But he's right about MSNBC's bias.
Shan @ 7:
Jeez, Billo, you mean you made up all this horseshit on your own? Oh, I get it. Roger Ailes sent you all those talking points telepathically. And you only needed the tinfoil hat you normally use for messages from Mars.
What total bullshit.
Jonesy @ 86:
Prove it.
Dr. (Bitter Hussein) Matt @ 88:
Hi Doc, howzit goin.
Well here we are back on this one again. While I don't think MSNBC is biased.
I do fault KO for not being unbiased with regards to Sen Obama.
Now, before you respond. You know I'm for Obama.
But I have a question for you. When as the last time you saw KO question Obama on anything?
dadams @ 55:
OK, you REALLY misunderstood what I was saying and the point I was making. Creation is the most ridiculous belief there is. Science, baby!
Try reading my post again or something. I was saying O'Reilly is an idiot and Fox is a bunch of Republican cock-suckers.
mudshark @ 89:
KO is not MSNBC. I want someone to prove that MSNBC, not KO, is biased for Obama. Start there, then we can continue with any tangent or distraction.
Bill O'Reilly: A-hole? No... Foxhole.