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John McCain Makes Another Crude Joke About Killing Iranians - AP Misses Real Story *Updated With Video

(video courtesy TPM)

Someone in John McCain’s campaign needs to tell him that he’s not funny and that making crude jokes about killing innocent people is not presidential and inappropriate.  

Most of you have heard of McCain’s Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran gaffe, and now the GOP presidential hopeful has made another crude joke about killing Iranians and again, its wholly inappropriate. The title of this AP story is “Wife Pokes McCain In The Back

Cindy McCain’s jab to her husband’s back came a second too late Tuesday to keep him from making a wisecrack about the health impact of Iran’s main import from the United States: cigarettes.

Republican presidential candidate John McCain was asked about an Associated Press report that $158 million in cigarettes have been shipped to Iran during George W. Bush’s presidency despite restrictions on U.S. exports to that country.

“Maybe that’s a way of killing them,” McCain told reporters, smiling as he waited for a cheesesteak sandwich at the Primanti Brothers restaurant. His wife, sitting next to him at the counter, poked his back without looking up. Read on…

How about, “McCain Makes Another Crude Joke About Killing Iranians?” Just kill ‘em all, right, Senator? You can tell this guy can’t wait to have his finger on the buttons, can’t you?  Had Barack Obama made this comment the corporate media would run with it, wall to wall for weeks.

UPDATE: (Nicole) Andy Borowitz has McCain’s list of Top Ten Funniest Ways To Kill Iranians.




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1
Mark N. Says:

This clinches it for me: McCain is the candidate that Stephen King warned us about in “The Dead Zone”.

2
lsantana Says:

Had Barack Obama made this comment the corporate media would run with it, wall to wall for weeks.

Damn right they would have. The bias in the media is so glaringly blatant that it almost seems like a parody. More glaring than the bias however is the cowardice of the MSM, unwilling to face its own reflection in the mirror and dare itself to do better, to be better. When democracy and rule of law are killed - once and for all - in this country, you can bet your ass the MSM will have its prints all over the murder weapon.

3
seriously Says:

I’m just pissed that he’d visit Primanti Brothers. How dare he.

4
haymaker Says:

the real question is, is Obama too black enough?
i mean, how much more blacker should he get?
A: none. none more black.

I can see he will be great in diplomatic circles. Fu*k, he may even be worse than bush when it comes to saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

The guy is fixated on killing Iranians. Jesus he scares me. An elderly man with a fierce desire to kill a country of people. Not what we need anywhere near the button.

Obama would never say something like that because he’s too intelligent to even think that way.

6
linda Says:

to hell with john mccain. you already know what a war-mongering asshole he is. what i want answered is why the courtiers surrounding him burst into laughter.

7
ysbaddaden Says:

That poke in the back mccain got from c**t was probably the most poking they’ve had in years.

Of course she wanted to stop him, what goes with cigarettes than beer?

8
JudyLou Says:

McCaint is itching to kill somebodies.

9
rebmarks Says:

With a major Presidential candidate constantly joking about killing Iranians, is it any wonder they are conducting missile tests? What a tool.

Screw impeachment, can we bring out the guillotine yet? All these jabbering asswipes in politics, and the MSM talking (empty) heads that cover for them, prove is that we need another French Revolution already :)

11
liberalNmoderation Says:

Wow….he’s completely insane.
That man should not have access to the nulcear arsenal…I think he’d use it first chance he got.

And this was the best the republican party could come up with for their candidate?

13
ysbaddaden Says:

Oopsie

Of course she wanted to stop him, what goes better with cigarettes than beer?

14
Media Support for McCain Says:

Early during the Republican primaries, McCain was low in the polls, had little money and little public support compared to Romney and others. If he were a Democrat, like Kucinich, he would have gotten neglected; however, the mainstream media kept him propped up by writing positive stories about him and keeping him on Sunday morning talk shows. McCain didn’t need campaign money since the Media was essentially giving him free coverage. Then when the candidates started dropping out, McCain couldn’t help but pick up some momentum, again especially with the Media backing him.

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liberalNmoderation Says:

ysbaddaden @ 13:

Oopsie

Of course she wanted to stop him, what goes better with cigarettes than beer?

Coffee’s pretty damn good with a cigarette.

Smart thinking people just don’t make remarks like that. They just don’t. So is he mentally unbalanced or what?

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liberalNmoderation Says:

Old School Patriot @ 10:

Screw impeachment, can we bring out the guillotine yet? All these jabbering asswipes in politics, and the MSM talking (empty) heads that cover for them, prove is that we need another French Revolution already :)

We need to make sure Blackwater is out of the picture before we start with torches and pitchforks.
They mow us down without a second thought.

18
eric Says:

Why doesn’t McCain appears with his children on television the way Obama does?

19
JerryO Says:

It makes one wonder what the GOP and their followers were thinking when they chose McBush as their candidate. Maybe they thought choosing Grandpa (more like Great-Grandpa) would promote an image of mature responsibility?…NOT!!!! My God, the man is a bigger psychotic warmonger than the WarPigs themselves. So far his campaign is directed at the thirty-percenters. With seventy percent of Americans not supporting the AmeriKan occupation of Iraq, how does he expect to win votes talking trash and killing innocent Iranians? I think it’s not only odd, but rather suspicious. Maybe the big fix for the ‘08 election is already set in stone?

His wife, sitting next to him at the counter, poked his back without looking up.

“I meant that as a joke,” McCain quickly explained. “As a person who hasn’t had a cigarette in 28 years,” he began to say, when his wife corrected him: 29 years.

You’re right, this doddering old fart essentially drops a “kill ‘em and let God sort ‘em out” wisecrack and the only thing the MSM picks up on is he got wrong the number of years he quit smoking. Priorities out of whack, much?

If this gasbag gets elected, we will be in Armageddon.

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Captain Obama’s Bitter Half Husein Kangaroo Says:

pissed off patricia @ 5:

I can see he will be great in diplomatic circles. Fu*k, he may even be worse than bush when it comes to saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

The guy is fixated on killing Iranians. Jesus he scares me. An elderly man with a fierce desire to kill a country of people. Not what we need anywhere near the button.

Obama would never say something like that because he’s too intelligent to even think that way.

That’s what warmongers do. They love to kill.

22
☻..Bangkok Bob..☻ Says:

Here come Another Free Ride for McGramps.
You won’t hear any of this in the MSM. (he’s a war herruh)

23
drtoxic Says:

pissed off patricia @ 12:

And this was the best the republican party could come up with for their candidate?

No, he’s where he is because of the same fucktards who twice “elected” his predecessor.

24
Eric in Ottawa Says:

Not ok, senator.
Not ok.

As I’ve said before, this man is unstable.

He shall have no claim to the white house. Ever.

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ysbaddaden Says:

17 liberalNmoderation Says: Old School Patriot @ 10:

Screw impeachment, can we bring out the guillotine yet? All these jabbering asswipes in politics, and the MSM talking (empty) heads that cover for them, prove is that we need another French Revolution already :)

We need to make sure Blackwater is out of the picture before we start with torches and pitchforks.
They mow us down without a second thought.
____________________________________________________________________

Wouldn’t Blackwater give the job to a team of illegal alien landscapers?

26
☻..Bangkok Bob..☻ Says:

Interesting the way republicans think that if you say “I’m kidding” it makes it ok to say anything you want.

John, your an old geezer who is just too unstable to be in the most powerful job. (just kidding johnny ……………NOT!)

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ysbaddaden Says:

15 liberalNmoderation

But did c**t inherit her fortune from the sale of coffee?

28
Fusty Doggo Says:

Can we assume that McBush is not getting a lot of cash from big tobacco this election?

29
ThunderMonkey Says:

Wow… there’s a sense of humanity and decorum between Cindy’s ears. I’m impressed.

30
Brendan Says:

Just off the AP wires:

“Handed a fork for his fries, McCain reportedly said: “You could really gouge out some Iranian eyes with this, and do some real damage.” Mrs. McCain, the acknowledged meal ticket on this particular ride to nowhere, finally threw up her hands and waved for a cab.”

31
Left&Left Says:

Now all the dumb asses who really believe that this angry, sick old fucker and Obama are no different should just sit down and pay attention. Imagine if Obama did say some reckless, stupid shit like this.

I would be afraid to have this man in my kitchen, let alone the war room of the white house.

If his wife has to tell him what is right and wrong, what the hell does that say about him?

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ysbaddaden Says:

5 pissed off patricia Says:

The guy is fixated on killing Iranians. Jesus he scares me. An elderly man with a fierce desire to kill a country of people. Not what we need anywhere near the button.
________________________________________________________________________

That’s what cindy says.

It’s what her pool-boy, Gerardo, is for.

34
liberalNmoderation Says:

ysbaddaden @ 25:

17 liberalNmoderation Says: Old School Patriot @ 10:

Screw impeachment, can we bring out the guillotine yet? All these jabbering asswipes in politics, and the MSM talking (empty) heads that cover for them, prove is that we need another French Revolution already :)

We need to make sure Blackwater is out of the picture before we start with torches and pitchforks.
They mow us down without a second thought.
____________________________________________________________________

Wouldn’t Blackwater give the job to a team of illegal alien landscapers?

Doubtful, lol! they’re too gung-ho and full of patriotic…I mean nationalistic pride to let a bunch of illegals do their jobs cheaper.

35
Medford Tim Says:

This is a good example of “time wasting outrage.”

Aren’t there enough things out there to focus on that are of real concern to people that McCain can be hammered on without resorting to these stupid little side comment “gotcha” moments? Maybe have a “weekly roundup” of them instead of focusing on each one?

It feels petty and…Republicanish…

What are McCain’s take on Ethiopians being US surrogates killing Somalians and America’s harboring of international terrorist Luis Posada Carriles or other topics actually worth talking about?

This is the same sort of thing that people complain about the MSM in general - distraction over issues. Why would C&L want to be part of that?

Left&Left @ 31:

Now all the dumb asses who really believe that this angry, sick old fucker and Obama are no different should just sit down and pay attention. Imagine if Obama did say some reckless, stupid shit like this.

I have a amazing imagination but even I cannot imagine Senator Obama saying something like this. His mind doesn’t work that way.

37
I Am A Banana Says:

“Old Jerk-Off who’s a Jerk-Off”.

38
BobbyG Says:

A potential President of the United States, casually joking about ways to kill Iranians. Repeatedly. Disqualifying stupidity, that will unfortunately have no effect.

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liberalNmoderation Says:

Brendan @ 30:

Just off the AP wires:

“Handed a fork for his fries, McCain reportedly said: “You could really gouge out some Iranian eyes with this, and do some real damage.” Mrs. McCain, the acknowledged meal ticket on this particular ride to nowhere, finally threw up her hands and waved for a cab.”

I could totally see him making jabbing motions with a fork in his hand, with that classic grimace of his, LOL!!!!

40
Peter G Says:

Who smokes more American cigarettes? Iranians or Americans? Maybe it’s a way of killing them.

41
Bitter Bud Says:

seriously @ 3:

I’m just pissed that he’d visit Primanti Brothers. How dare he.

I agree - I have to hope Primantis was forced to do this or something…

42
The Dude Says:

I can now see how his constant “mishaps” (multiple plane crashes while training, the USS Forestall disaster that his plane caused, getting shot down, the POW years, etc, etc) were part of a divine intervention to save us from this fucker.

I guess the Christian god fails to pass the Epicurean test and he is not that omnipotent, or his/her aim ain’t that good.

43
MountainMan23 Says:

This just in:

Jesse Ventura To Run for Senate?

July 09, 2008 9:20 AM

In an interview with NPR’s David Welna that ran today former Gov. Jesse “The Body” Ventura, Ind-Minn., sounds like he may run for Senate, challenging incumbent Sen. Norm Coleman, R-Minn., whom Ventura defeated for governor in 1998, as well as Democratic nominee and former Saturday Night Live humorist Al Franken.
..
Ventura said of Coleman, “the guy has not had a job in the private sector his entire adult life. He’s been collecting government checks since the day he got out of law school and went to work for the attorney general’s office. So when Norm Coleman tells people in the private sector he feels their pain, how? He’s never been in it. At least Al Franken knows what the private sector is. I would like to send him out and get a real job in the private sector.”

Ventura called Franken an opportunist and a carpetbagger. “He hasn’t lived here in 30 years, and he’s only coming back to Minnesota for the convenience of his own political agenda. Why didn’t he run in the states he was living in? ..”

44
The Dude Says:

liberalNmoderation @ 34:

ysbaddaden @ 25:

17 liberalNmoderation Says: Old School Patriot @ 10:

Screw impeachment, can we bring out the guillotine yet? All these jabbering asswipes in politics, and the MSM talking (empty) heads that cover for them, prove is that we need another French Revolution already :)

We need to make sure Blackwater is out of the picture before we start with torches and pitchforks.
They mow us down without a second thought.
____________________________________________________________________

Wouldn’t Blackwater give the job to a team of illegal alien landscapers?

Doubtful, lol! they’re too gung-ho and full of patriotic…I mean nationalistic pride to let a bunch of illegals do their jobs cheaper.

I was told that a bunch of blackwater “contractors” (fuck it MERCENARIES) are not of the American persuasion; they have tons of South African and Yugoslavian war criminals in their payroll…

45
earl Says:

Maybe he will die of skin cancer … hehehe
— what? … oh just joking.

46
moniker Says:

It was a terrorist back-jab!

47
Ruthless People Says:

I’m sure a comment like that will win the hearts and minds of rank and file Iranians.

48
Bitter Bud Says:

And after Iran’s chest-thumping today, expect Ol’ Grand-Dad to ramp it up a notch

“See my friends? I told you so!… Cindy, massage my prostrate, please”

49
neverbeenfooled Says:

Has anyone told McCain that he’s running for President, not George Carlin’s replacement?

50
Ruthless People Says:

earl @ 45:

Maybe he will die of skin cancer … hehehe
— what? … oh just joking.

Maybe his wife will die of one too many face lifts and an excessive diet of caviar….hehehe….Just joking.

51
JudyLou Says:

See, Bus’s stupid antics along this line have expanded the envelope for McCaint to act like just as big an ass and make similar muy estupido remarks.

52
neverbeenfooled Says:

neverbeenfooled @ 49:

Has anyone told McCain that he’s running for President, not George Carlin’s replacement?

And I don’t mean to imply that George Carlin can be replaced.