Okay, if I ever get accidentally shot in the butt, please keep it as low key as this.

Here’s the entire story. It’s Gary, Illinois.

GARY | A Gary woman was shot in the buttocks Sunday morning in an apparent accidental shooting in the city’s Miller section, police said.

The 27-year-old woman was taken to a hospital for treatment after the shooting about 8:40 a.m. in the 5800 block of Forest Court, Lt. Dawn Westerfield said. The woman’s wounds were not life-threatening.

The circumstances surrounding the shooting remain under investigation, Westerfield said. She declined to release more details pending further investigation.

Look, enough said.