December 8, 2021

The War on Christmas opened a tragic new front this morning as a suspected arsonist is said to have burned down the Fox News Christmas tree. We have not verified a report that the suspect was wearing a white hood and got confused.

Some say claim it spontaneously burst into flames after Stephen Miller walked past, but that sounds like a false flag.

Fortunately, no one was hurt. Thoughts and prayers!

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