May 2, 2023

Gov. Ron DeSantis signed three bills today that he claims will strengthen law and order in the Sunshine State.

“What we’ve done in Florida is rejected the ‘soft on crime policies.’ The legislature passed a bill that I signed that prevents the local government from defunding the police,” DeSantis said. “We will not allow that to happen. We will make sure the police are on the street.”

Is DeSantis now admitting he let crime and pedophiles run rampant in Florida all this time? He has been governor since 2018, after all.

Looking like he is speaking at a Neo-Nazi rally, DeSantis dug in.

"We are stopping jail break in the state of Florida today," DeSantis said. "We're putting pedophiles to death, hopefully with this today."

Wait, has there been a mass prison escapes we don't know about?

Hopefully? Death penalties. Pedos. Sounds like it's Marge country.

It's very odd to see a governor erase his own state from the backdrop he's using while he's giving a press conference about his state.

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